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Rufus T. Firefly is offline Rufus T. Firefly
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It happened again today.

I dropped by the office of someone I'd never met before. At the end of our conversation, he said, "Thanks, Dave."

Okay, so he blanked on my name. No biggie; we all do it, especially with people we've just met. Except...

Whenever people blank on my name, they call me "Dave." My name is John. But do they go for alliteration, calling me Jim, or Joe, or Jeff? No. Do they go for the rhyme, calling me Don or Ron or Tom? No, they do not. Do they pick a random name, so that one time I get called Mike and the next time it's Ed? No, never.

It's always, only, Dave.

This has been going on at least as long ago as grad school, in the late 1980s; it may go all the way back to college, but its happened so often that I've honestly lost track.

This used to amuse me, but after 15-20 years it's honestly begun to freak me out. Is there any logical explanation for this? If not, is there at least a cool, Twilight Zone-y explanation I can amuse myself with?

Your friend,

Dave

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Maybe you introduce yourself as Dave without realizing it, Dave.

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Don't get angry, Dave.

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Asher in 5... 4.... 3...

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Believe me, Dave, nothing is worse than actually having the name Dave with computer geeks.

Every single one of them has seen 2001: Space Odyssey, and every single one of them thinks that it's funny and inventive to do the HAL9000 joke.

(Did you know HAL is just a one letter shift from IBM...?)

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But I'm not a computer geek! And I've never asked anyone to open the pod bay door, ever! This is maddening, I tell you...

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I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

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Every single one of them has seen 2001: Space Odyssey, and every single one of them thinks that it's funny and inventive to do the HAL9000 joke.


I'd actually refrained from making that joke, because I thought it was too lame.

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(Did you know HAL is just a one letter shift from IBM...?)


Yes, but Sir Arthur publicly declared that it was just a coincidence.

...and VMS is also just a letter shift from WNT (Windows NT).

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Now I'll use Dave for every single person I ever see whose name I blank out on, just in case I come across you.

Thanks Dave.

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Now I'll use Dave for every single person I ever see whose name I blank out on, just in case I come across you.

Thanks Dave.


Here's hoping you never blank on the name of the girl you've just picked up...

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Do you look like a famous Dave, Dave?

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Do you look like a famous Dave, Dave?

He's too old to look much like me.

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Face it: they call you that because you have the internal and external essence of "Daveness", of all that it means to be... Dave.

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Do you like Wendy's hamburgers, by any chance?

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I really want to be there when some stranger calls you Dave and you freak out on them, unleashing twenty years of you davish torture on them.

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He probably looks or acts like this guy.

Attachment: sdo-superdave.jpg
This has been downloaded 316 time(s).

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I'd just use Theban.

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Do you look like a famous Dave, Dave?


I've thought of that. No, I don't. The only famous person I even remotely resemble is a young Orson Welles (circa Citizen Kane). When I've played teh "who would play us in a movie" game with friends, they always suggest Dan Ackroyd, which I can kino of see. But no Dave, no.

Here's a pic of Welles from the appropriate era, just for the heck of it: http://www.pipaclub.com.ar/Fotos_Fu...orsonwelles.jpg

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You realize you've brought this upon yourself, Dave?

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* alva hopes this inspires the mods to have some fun on Dave's account...

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Face it: they call you that because you have the internal and external essence of "Daveness", of all that it means to be... Dave.


Yes, this seems the likeliest explanation. But what is "Daveness"? This is the mystery that haunts me....

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It could be worse. Provost Harrison's mother was going to call him "Gertrude" if he was a girl. Can you imagine anything worse? Well, maybe "Enid".

My oldest friend is called Dave. It's a reasonable name.

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Was?? I thought she did regardless.

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I've thought of that. No, I don't. The only famous person I even remotely resemble is a young Orson Welles (circa Citizen Kane). When I've played teh "who would play us in a movie" game with friends, they always suggest Dan Ackroyd, which I can kino of see. But no Dave, no.

Here's a pic of Welles from the appropriate era, just for the heck of it: http://www.pipaclub.com.ar/Fotos_Fu...orsonwelles.jpg


Well, Dan sounds similar to Dave, Dave

More similar to Dave than to John, Joe or Tom

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Was?? I thought she did regardless.


Yea, but he made her stop after he turned 27.

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MAYBE you ARE Dave. You know, maybe you parents mixed up your real name and you really are Dave, and they get it right, it is you who gets it wrong.

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You should just call yourself Dave and join the Dave Conspiracy.

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If Rufus calls himself Dave, others will of course call him something else permanently

 
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