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I really hate caging animals, and I hate people using wild animals as pets (compared to dogs which are domesticated). Although at this time, the animals weren't being used as pets, they were in a exotic animal facility.

I think maybe the 2 attacking chimps were jealous, because the 2 victims were giving another chimp a cake for it's birthday party. . Who knows.

I don't think chimps should be taken out of their natural habitat. Although in this case the victims saved the chimp after its parents were killed by a poacher.

yes I admit I'm a peta supporter- except for their really whacko stuff.

to tell you the truth, I had no idea chimps were this strong. . How can they rip a guy's foot off?!

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Apes are much stronger than humans -- even Cecil says so

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An adult male chimp weighing around 55kg is equal in strength to about 3-4 adult men weighing 80kg...

Their joints are hooked up differently, especially in their hands.

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You might have a chance in a fight with a chimp. Human beings move faster than they do. If you could land a few early punches or kicks you might be able to daze it enough to finish it. If you let it get close to you and grip you you'd be a dead man.

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or you could pull a gun and pop a cap in his ass.

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I prefer "Chimp-Fight"

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You might have a chance in a fight with a chimp. Human beings move faster than they do. If you could land a few early punches or kicks you might be able to daze it enough to finish it. If you let it get close to you and grip you you'd be a dead man.


even then, strength isn't everything. In a natural enviroment, the amount of tools humans could use to fight off, or even attack a chimp give humans a VERY strong lead.

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Obviously. We're the ones putting them in zoos, after all.

The hypothesis is no weapons, by himself...

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No, that's by far due to our superiority in societal developement, communication, and engineering tools.

I am talking one human, one chimp, in the wood. both. no guns, knives or whatever.

The chimp is in deep ****.

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The chimp is in deep ****.



Tell that to the guy with no testicles

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The chimp had the element of surprise.


Basically, in my scenario, the human is in deep ****, too, but that's a whole lower level of trouble. ( being found naked in the forest with chimp entrails all over isn't going to be fun )

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That´s what you get for treating wild intelligent animals as pets...

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The chimps were obviously not properly tended. If they had been, no shooting would´ve been necessary. Seems like you´re clutching at straws, Diss. .

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Azazel, an average male chimp is about 2/3 the weight of an average male human, but far, far stronger, faster in short bursts and aggressive at that. There was a case of a woman (yes I know) who had her arm completely mauled by a chimp in captivity, like for like, weaker than those in the wild, and all her efforts to wrench her arm free failed.... I doubt a man would have had more luck.

Without weapons, a human would be defenseless. If he had fire, perhaps a big stick if he knew how to use it, and a bow and arrow, perhaps our human would prevail. Naked man, naked chimp? No contest.

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That´s what you get for treating wild intelligent animals as pets...



The chimps were obviously not properly tended. If they had been, no shooting would´ve been necessary. Seems like you´re clutching at straws, Diss. .


they are a wild animal. It says in the article chimps don't like to be caged.

But you just can't have them roaming around the desert (certainly not their habitat). As the article states, 1 chimp who escaped was found 2 miles away.

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Azazel, an average male chimp is about 2/3 the weight of an average male human, but far, far stronger, faster in short bursts and aggressive at that. There was a case of a woman (yes I know) who had her arm completely mauled by a chimp in captivity, like for like, weaker than those in the wild, and all her efforts to wrench her arm free failed.... I doubt a man would have had more luck.

Without weapons, a human would be defenseless. If he had fire, perhaps a big stick if he knew how to use it, and a bow and arrow, perhaps our human would prevail. Naked man, naked chimp? No contest.


That's why I said "In a forest enviroment", silly. There, humans have all the weapons they need against a chimp.

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Damn, it's a sad story

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True, though fire should be more than enough

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OK let's settle this: Azazel get your webcam set up, head down to the local zoo, get naked, and jump in the monkey house.

It's the only way to be sure.

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Dude, I don't want to kill animals.

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Without weapons, a human would be defenseless. If he had fire, perhaps a big stick if he knew how to use it, and a bow and arrow, perhaps our human would prevail. Naked man, naked chimp? No contest.


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OK let's settle this: Azazel get your webcam set up, head down to the local zoo, get naked, and jump in the monkey house.

It's the only way to be sure.


No, the only way to be sure is to take off and nuke the site from orbit.

 
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