11-03-2005 01:25									#1
	Cat shoots owner: more proof that cats are evil Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

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sigh, I don't know why we allow cats to exist. They are useless in every way, shape, or form. Is there anything they can do except attack and hurt people?

I'll make it a poll.

	11-03-2005 01:27									#2
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Cats and dogs are an excellent thing to test explosives and acids on.

	11-03-2005 01:41									#3
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evil denotes intelligence... dogs can't really be evil because they are too stupid. They can only be trained to be evil.

cats...

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	11-03-2005 01:44									#4
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So the idiot left his loaded 9mm gun on a kitchen counter where a cat could accidentally knock it off, and that constitutes evil on the part of the cat? How about stupidity on the part of the owner?

Dogs maim/kill people all the time. Cats don't. Gee, which is more evil?

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	11-03-2005 01:54									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov So the idiot left his loaded 9mm gun on a kitchen counter where a cat could accidentally knock it off, and that constitutes evil on the part of the cat? How about stupidity on the part of the owner?

Hey, that was going to be my point.

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There's a reason the Devil dressed up as a poodle, and, it's not 'cos it's kinky.

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Cats

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Men?

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	11-03-2005 03:23									#12
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I love cats. When I'm going to have my own house, I'm gonna have tortoises, frogs, fish and a cat, an orange one, just like the one on Sava's picture.

	11-03-2005 03:43									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Whaleboy Men

Cute ones

But seriously...

Dogs

Cats

Say no to hairballs.

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More cowbell! I see I started something... Afaik, I'm the first to use in my ATI versu Nvdia poll the "more cowbell" option, instead of the "banana" option.

So a to Diss for including the "more cowbell" option

And a for hating cats.

I cats. I like dogs also, but they are high maintenance pets.

	11-03-2005 03:45									#15
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Cats


The guy deserves it... having a loaded gun on the table

	11-03-2005 03:46									#16
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Actually wait that is true.. what kind of idiot would leave a loaded gun on the table.. sheesh.. esp with pets around that could knock it down... makes you wonder..

	11-03-2005 04:15									#17
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the cat obviously used its mind control powers to force the owner to load the gun and leave it on the counter top where the beast could strike.

cat mind control powers

	11-03-2005 04:18									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident sigh, I don't know why we allow cats to exist. They are useless in every way, shape, or form. Is there anything they can do except attack and hurt people?

No. They're not even useful as food.

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cats
dogs

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quote: Originally posted by Giancarlo Cute ones But seriously... Dogs Cats Say no to hairballs.

If ever one wanted or needed proof...


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	11-03-2005 05:48									#21
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Cats are evil cowards. They're more then willing to snuggle up to you and let you pet them (when they feel like it) as long as you're keeping their litter box clean and their food dish full of fresh grub but let one intruder break in and threaten you and suddenly they're no-where to be found. How many stories have you heard of cats saving their owners from drowning? None because it doesn't happen - they're too busy contentedly licking themselves on shore while their owner starts heading for the white light at the end of the tunnel.

You'd never catch Lassie doing that.

Dogs

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[q]let one intruder break in and threaten you and suddenly they're no-where to be found.^/q]

Now who's the smartest..

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quote: Originally posted by embalmer42 You'd never catch Lassie doing that. Dogs

People need to stop relying on dogs and save their own dumb selves. I say, let 'em drown.

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Gun owners

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quote: Originally posted by embalmer42 Gun owners with dogs

Texas?

	11-03-2005 06:45									#27
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The man was cooking. The cat was in the kitchen. We can therefore presume the cat was obviously hungry because the selfish gun owner was too busy concentrating on feeding himself rather than spending a paltry couple of minutes feeding the puddy tat first.
He committed the ultimate crime of not attending to the needs of the head of the house first.
Shooting the guy was entirely justifiable under the circumstances.
Unless they find paw prints on the trigger this will have to be thrown out by the grand jury.

Meeooowww.

	11-03-2005 06:47									#28
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I wonder if the cat will get a chance to testify at its trial lol..

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Meow?

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quote: Originally posted by embalmer42 Cats are evil cowards. They're more then willing to snuggle up to you and let you pet them (when they feel like it) as long as you're keeping their litter box clean and their food dish full of fresh grub but let one intruder break in and threaten you and suddenly they're no-where to be found. How many stories have you heard of cats saving their owners from drowning? None because it doesn't happen - they're too busy contentedly licking themselves on shore while their owner starts heading for the white light at the end of the tunnel. You'd never catch Lassie doing that. Dogs

You're clueless:

Cat saves girl from assault
Cat saves owner from fire
Cat saves family from gas leak
Cat saves drowning lamb
Blind cat attacks prowler

As mentioned above, every year people are killed by dogs. Not so with cats.

And fellas, think about the ladies!

Women like men who like cats