11-03-2005 09:07									#61
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Truth be known,my dad aquired a german sheppard from the usaf. the dog was so mean the af didnt want him. But he was still trained to be mean. he was good to the folks he knew and fed him but all others forget it.

Edit: you know here I am praisng my cats and one little **** just jumped on the table and stole my chicken sandwich while i went to the bathroom>Lill F**KER

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	11-03-2005 09:24									#62
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Try feeding him from time to time.

	11-03-2005 09:28									#63
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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski Edit: you know here I am praisng my cats and one little **** just jumped on the table and stole my chicken sandwich while i went to the bathroom>Lill F**KER

Dogs are big and powerful, and cats are sneaky and they only have evil on their mind. They may look kinda cute, but they will take advantage of humans in any way they can!

	11-03-2005 09:28									#64
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui Cats

Cat meat is quite tasty

	11-03-2005 09:29									#65
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Cat meat is quite tasty

you been going down to those crappy chinese restaurants again?

	11-03-2005 09:30									#66
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quote: Originally posted by Giancarlo Dogs are big and powerful, and cats are sneaky and they only have evil on their mind. They may look kinda cute, but they will take advantage of humans in any way they can!

Being taken advantage of

	11-03-2005 09:30									#67
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quote: Originally posted by Giancarlo you been going down to those crappy chinese restaurants again?

Where do you think he lives.

He wasn't joking...

	11-03-2005 11:06									#69
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The chinese are evil because they're eating dogs. Eating cats is the only thing that saves them from eternal damnation.

Seriously:

Cats

Dogs

Funky Cuisine choices

	11-03-2005 11:10									#70
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quote: Originally posted by Giancarlo Dogs are big and powerful, and cats are sneaky and they only have evil on their mind. They may look kinda cute, but they will take advantage of humans in any way they can!

... like good capitalists

	11-03-2005 11:13									#71
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Cats are evil.....but they aren't killers.

Example:

My dad had a cat that used to get on the coffee table, and he would shoo it off. One day it got on the table, so my dad threw a beer can at it and hit it in the head.

Later that night, my dad had a glass of water and sets it on the headboard. Headlboard is a bookcase so the top is flat and about 12" wide. Ther cat jumps up on the top of the headboard like it does every night. This night however, he slowly pushes the cup of water unitl it falls and pours the water all over my dad's head.



ACK!

	11-03-2005 11:17									#72
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I hope some one would breed giant huge cats that would be also cute as kittens, but would maul people when they grow up to stop this "they aren't killers" nonsense.

Oh wait, we already have these!

	11-03-2005 11:28									#73
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Mauling gay las vegas performers

	11-03-2005 11:34									#74
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse Mauling gay las vegas performers

what do you have against gay people?

or more importantly, what do you have against Las Vegas performers.

	11-03-2005 11:35									#75
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quote: Originally posted by Tuberski Cats are evil.....but they aren't killers. Example: My dad had a cat that used to get on the coffee table, and he would shoo it off. One day it got on the table, so my dad threw a beer can at it and hit it in the head. Later that night, my dad had a glass of water and sets it on the headboard. Headlboard is a bookcase so the top is flat and about 12" wide. Ther cat jumps up on the top of the headboard like it does every night. This night however, he slowly pushes the cup of water unitl it falls and pours the water all over my dad's head. ACK!

I'll take loyalty over intelligence.

yeah I just got done watching the history channel program on alaska. And perhaps you guys have heard of a little trip to Nome alaska to bring a serum there preventing the spread of an epidemic.

and of course dogs made that trip possible.

you won't ever see any cat sled teams.

sure dogs have killed people, but the amount of people they have saved have easily made up for it.

	11-03-2005 11:35									#76
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse Mauling gay las vegas performers

That's cruel.

	11-03-2005 11:37									#77
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident what do you have against gay people? or more importantly, what do you have against Las Vegas performers.

Nothing at all.

I simply prefer gorings when heterosexual Las Vegas performers are involved.

	11-03-2005 11:42									#78
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Balto and Togo

	11-03-2005 11:44									#79
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident my dog has never eaten poo

I have seen dogs do that.

Those dogs are cool cause you only have to feed them once.

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quote: Originally posted by alva I wonder if it holds true here that: Dog = Republican Cat = Democrat

WTF?

	11-03-2005 12:06									#81
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it's simple. His theory are cat owners vote democrat (because they are pansies) and dog owners vote republican.

I'm a god owner. And I used to vote republican up until last year. I consider myself a democrat now though (but I'm not a commie lefty).

edit: I just noticed a typo in that post. I'm going to leave it as I like that version better.

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	11-03-2005 12:27									#82
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Now if you were a god owner, you'd have a cat.



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	11-03-2005 14:00									#83
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If people kept 100-200 pound cats, they would be lots of mauled people.

Dogs.

Cats

	11-03-2005 14:33									#84
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I like both cats and dogs, and have had both. Right now it's a dog (actually it's my gf's dog), but I hope to get a cat soon to balance things.

More cowbell!

	11-03-2005 15:15									#85
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Dogs

Cats (snobby ones )

	11-03-2005 16:00									#86
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quote: Originally posted by Giancarlo Say no to hairballs.

O. K. - " No, Hairball. "

	11-03-2005 17:26									#87
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quote: Originally posted by Whoha the cat obviously used its mind control powers to force the owner to load the gun and leave it on the counter top where the beast could strike. cat mind control powers

Well, if he doesn't use tinfoil hats, it was only a matter of time till something like that happens anyway

	11-03-2005 17:39									#88
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quote: Originally posted by Alex Cats cowbell option in the poll nostromo all hail the mighty banana!

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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse Mauling gay las vegas performers

	11-03-2005 18:07									#90
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Humans are the only evil animal.

With the possible exception of whales.