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Am I cheap or resourceful (Time out:0 days after 19-03-2005, 10:59)
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Chieftain
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Oct 2002
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I stole paper towels from IHOP 2 blocks from my house because i didnt want to buy toilet paper. Their toilet paper was locked up...

does this make me cheap or resourceful.
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That's why most places here don't have toilet paper in their restrooms. Not even some of the better hotels, outside of the rooms.
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Cheap.

And don't the paper towels chaffe your ass?
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i was desperate at that point
Tuberski is offline Tuberski
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ACK!!! PTHBBPPPTTT!!!!
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I never buy TP. I get it from the place I work.

ACK!
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* Immortal Wombat is worried about the usage of banana in the poll *
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Hes lying guys he buys the soft stuff for him and the rest of us use that hospital ****

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When I was hiking the appalachian trail. I stole TP from the hotel room, or from bathrooms which had an extra roll. It was a matter of convienence not cost though since I didn't want full rolls (too bulky).
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The only problem with stealing public bathroom TP is it sometimes comes in giant 30 cm rolls. One day I'm gonna get one of those dispensers.

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The only problem with stealing public bathroom TP is it sometimes comes in giant 30 cm rolls. One day I'm gonna get one of those dispensers.

My moms bf did that. He has one in his house

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Oct 1999
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Paper napkins from McDonalds saves me from buying toilet paper. Saves me from buying salt and pepper too. I don't actually eat the food, I just take advantage of their service.

Thanks Ronald!
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Paper napkins from McDonalds saves me from buying toilet paper. Saves me from buying salt and pepper too. I don't actually eat the food, I just take advantage of their service.

Thanks Ronald!


Won't save you when all those napkins get stuck in the pipe and you have to call a plumber.

ACK!
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Paper napkins from McDonalds saves me from buying toilet paper. Saves me from buying salt and pepper too. I don't actually eat the food, I just take advantage of their service.

Thanks Ronald!


And they're healthier.
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my bottom needs the soft stuff, not the crap you find in commercial restrooms.

Quilted Northern for me, and nothing else (Charmin is actually too soft)
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my bottom needs the soft stuff, not the crap you find in commercial restrooms.

Quilted Northern for me, and nothing else (Charmin is actually too soft)


Your ass should be calloused after Navy TP.

ACK!
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you'd think so. but no.
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ok now that we got the fact the navy uses sandpaper for tp it cant be much different the public restroom tp
Im surprised that any of you guys use a public restroom
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I rarely use a public restroom for #2. Only in dire emergencies.
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got ya no need for more explanation

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That's why most places here don't have toilet paper in their restrooms. Not even some of the better hotels, outside of the rooms.


Jesus, you'll be walking around with a sore, smelly arse all day!
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* Immortal Wombat is worried about the usage of banana in the poll *


Reaches the parts toilet papers cannot reach...
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I think the real question is: Why don't we use bedets? I think bedets would be better and less wasteful.

How many Europeans actually use those things? I remember seeing them in the hotel rooms in sicily and Italy. I thought it was a place to piss in.
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my uncle tried to convince me they were drinking fountains
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I think me and your uncle would get along very well

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I stole paper towels from IHOP 2 blocks from my house because i didnt want to buy toilet paper. Their toilet paper was locked up...

does this make me cheap or resourceful.



It makes you a thief.
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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And not a stylish thief.

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Yeah, I mean, I don't see any way possible to glamourize this act to make it more palatable.

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Got spare money?

i did coke off the bathroom sink before i left
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Grand theft bogroll?
 
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