20-03-2005 21:24									#1
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* Space05us cannot find anything to do.

Tv is boring, the internet is boring, I cannot read because my sister has her tv on and we have a CO detector with a low battery that beeps every ten seconds, I've never really enjoyed the company of other people, I cleaned the apartment twice yesterday, Ive taken the doggies outside three times in the past two hours, I've already excercised too much this morning, Im not entertained by eating, Im not entertained by starving, video and computer games are boring, I tried pulling out my old toy chest and playing with my toys but apparently becoming bored of childs play is an unfortunate part of growing up, I just finished brushing my dog, its Sunday which means if anything existed up here it wouldnt open until later, but even if things did exist up here I would be bored of them already, Ive already showered and shaved and clipped my nails etc, Ive already discovered the meaning of life is there is none/you give meaning to life yourself, Ho hum bored is I.

	20-03-2005 21:26									#2
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Play with the damn cats.

ACK!

	20-03-2005 21:27									#3
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Just sleep.

	20-03-2005 21:27									#4
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Go spank the old monkey a bit??

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	20-03-2005 21:28									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Asmodean Go spank the old monkey a bit?? Asmodean

He already did:

quote: I just finished brushing my dog.

ACK!

	20-03-2005 21:29									#6
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Play with the cats? No, they're no fun, they just like being petted.

I cannot sleep anymore.

mastubation is no longer stimulating enough, I think Ive done it too much.

	20-03-2005 21:32									#7
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Burn the cats.

	20-03-2005 21:34									#8
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TIME TO GET DRUNK MY FRIEND!!!! OR high. What ever your way is.

	20-03-2005 21:36									#9
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If you've got nothing to do tomorrow either (as in work, school, etc.) then why don't you get in your car (or a bus, if you haven't got a car) and just pick a random destination and go there. I once did.

It helped!!

Asmodean

	20-03-2005 21:36									#10
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I dont do drugs, drugs are bad, mmmmmkay.

It would be great if I live in a city, then I could go wonder around and get mugged or something exciting like that. As it is I dont want to walk around outside because I'll run into people I know and dont want to talk to.

	20-03-2005 21:37									#11
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Get out of the godforsaken place you live in and make your way back to civilization.

	20-03-2005 21:39									#12
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quote: Get out of the godforsaken place you live in and make your way back to civilization.

It is in the works.

	20-03-2005 21:39									#13
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quote: Get out of the godforsaken place you live in and make your way back to civilization.

Steal a snowbike!

	20-03-2005 21:42									#14
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quote: Steal a snowbike!

What the **** is a snowbike?

	20-03-2005 21:43									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us quote: Steal a snowbike! What the **** is a snowbike?

Perhaps he means a snowmobile

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	20-03-2005 21:45									#16
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quote: Perhaps he means a snowmobile

Perhaps. But Im not Steven Segal so I cant go across country on one tank of gas.

	20-03-2005 21:48									#17
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Actually, I meant snowbike, but a snowmobile will do great, too.

	20-03-2005 21:53									#18
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I just ate a hard boiled egg and looked up the recipe for thousand year old eggs, that kept be busy for all of about 2 minutes.

	20-03-2005 21:57									#19
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on Pekka...

quote: I am bored

Start reading here, read more about the definitions you don't understand, continue until you've learned all the concepts...

You'll get tired and sleepy in no time if nothing else.

	20-03-2005 22:01									#20
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Only thing left to do is revel in your boredom

	20-03-2005 22:05									#21
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quote: Only thing left to do is revel in your boredom

How can I enjoy something I have too much of?

I would much rather be put to work as slave labour digging a hole to China.

* Space05us loves to dig and use shovels in general

	20-03-2005 22:10									#22
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Digging a hole to china HMMMMM that should keep you pretty busy for a while.

	20-03-2005 22:13									#23
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quote: Digging a hole to china HMMMMM that should keep you pretty busy for a while.

For about a minute until I hit permafrost. Not to mention I dont think the natives would find it too amusing.

I was enjoying speaking to anohter 'Polytubby's sister but she appears to have gotten offline.

edit: she has returned. joy.

	20-03-2005 22:22									#24
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snowbike

space not listening to me:

	20-03-2005 22:22									#25
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Go outside for a bit...that would be nice...

...oh wait, what temperature is it there?

	20-03-2005 22:23									#26
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No chance of you whiling away a few hours whacking off then?

	20-03-2005 22:27									#27
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quote: space not listening to me

Space would gladly study physics if it werent for the sisters tv blaring and the CO detector with the low battery BEEPing, I would.

	20-03-2005 22:29									#28
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As a matter of fact if space could concentrate enough to read right now he would finish "The Time Machine" by HG Wells and begin on "The Island of Dr Moreau"

	20-03-2005 22:34									#29
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Go hurt someone Then you feel bad afterwards 'I will never do that again', so when you feel bored.. 'well I remember what happened last time when I was bored!' and you start feeling sick. You know you need to have this behaviorism in control, associate boredom with .. disgusting images of violence. That way, you are never bored, because when you are bored, you are actually disgusted. So you'll never be bored again! And then, learn to love violence like I do, and you won't be bored or disgusted ever again! works every time!

	20-03-2005 22:35									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us As a matter of fact if space could concentrate enough to read right now he would finish "The Time Machine" by HG Wells and begin on "The Island of Dr Moreau"

Had a smoke detector that was doing the same thing. Drove me F****** nuts. Ripped the dam thing off the wall i did.