08-04-2005 00:05									#31
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Only 5-minutes?

Does the 40 have to be beer, what about Malt Liquor

If you go with the Malt you can be all kewl, just make sure you don't make a face after taking a swig from your 40 of OE

	08-04-2005 00:08									#32
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I sense that we are not communicating here...

	08-04-2005 00:09									#33
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they make non malt liqour 40s? who would want to drink that? i think mickeys is definitely the most palatable of all malt liquors and as such should me gathered for celebrations.

as for talking about favorite beers, women dont really care about that.

	08-04-2005 00:15									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Elok I'm still sort of in shock, TBH. I'm broke, but so is she, so we have agreed on a sort of pathetic hobo's date at the dining hall tonight. It's a start, dagnabit. Right?

cheap dates (thinks back to college years)

1. Student theater - as much too talk about as pro theater, but cost much less. If you cant afford THAT, go help out (set construction or something like that) and get comp tickets.

2. Go watch some free atheletic event. Every school has bargain basement or free varsity sports, no?

3. A religious service, if you share that

4. A lecture, if youre not lectured out.

5. A walk in a natural area, if you have one nearby

6. Visit the college museum, assuming there is one.

If youre close enough to a city to get there cheap, of course there are parks, walks, museums, etc.

	08-04-2005 00:16									#35
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talk about having sex

	08-04-2005 00:20									#36
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another cheap date : 40s in the park

	08-04-2005 00:24									#37
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Girls are icky. The voices in my head said I’ll go to hell if I talk to them.

	08-04-2005 00:26									#38
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quote: The voices in my head said I’ll go to hell if I talk to them.

My voices tell me that you are already going to hell so you might as well talk to them... get a little pickle tickle on your way

	08-04-2005 00:31									#39
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My voices just mumble. I think they're shy or something.

There are plenty of hot girls at my workplace...

It's school...










(Oh, It's college, plenty of fair game there... If only I weren't fat and unattractive.)

	08-04-2005 00:32									#40
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My voices say avoid women for a while until you arent ****ing hurt anymore

	08-04-2005 00:33									#41
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 exactly, but i think they are also waiting for "the one" because they arent settling for imperfection. its weak sauce. thats part of why i dated dacia, because she was fun in the sack and she was very attractive. looking back it wasnt so bad except for the herpes and the cheating. but ya know what i learned that i shouldnt fall for people so easily or trust them.

Just one more example proving the truth in my rule of never dating girls named after states or Roman provinces.

	08-04-2005 00:35									#42
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Allways been fond of Winona, Minnesota.

	08-04-2005 00:36									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Japher My voices tell me that you are already going to hell so you might as well talk to them... get a little pickle tickle on your way

What is this devilry?! A test from god perhaps?! How dare you sir try and derail me from the true path of righteousness. Ye shall burn in hell for an eternity for talking to the women folk.

	08-04-2005 00:39									#44
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quote: Ye shall burn in hell for an eternity for talking to the women folk

I know, but it's sooooooo worth it.

	08-04-2005 00:47									#45
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quote: I really believe in their heart of hearts they believe that they deserve the beautiful girls. I know that one of my friends has had several opportunities to not be a virginal geek and he hasnt hopped on it because he doesnt think the girls are hot enough.

Much respect to your friend

	08-04-2005 00:52									#46
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Az, the guy is a manchild at this point perpetually stuck at 14.

japher, how is preggars sex?

	08-04-2005 00:54									#47
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It's like someone threw a basketball into the bed with you.

	08-04-2005 01:12									#48
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Whats sex?

* Ogie Oglethorpe vaugely recalls something.....

	08-04-2005 01:14									#49
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We're only 4 years into our marriage... It shan't be long now before it starts to fade.

	08-04-2005 01:19									#50
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thats pathetic and sad. i refuse to be in a sexless marriage until my desire for sex subsides!

	08-04-2005 01:23									#51
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Preggars w/ 8 months down 1 to go. Then the obligatory 6 week recovery. Sux dude.

	08-04-2005 01:26									#52
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We should be allowed a stand-in or something, like an understudy; a hot, young understudy.

	08-04-2005 01:32									#53
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quote: Az, the guy is a manchild at this point perpetually stuck at 14.

How is this connected to that decision of his?

	08-04-2005 01:43									#54
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its his immaturity holding him back and it really isnt his decision.

	08-04-2005 02:27									#55
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I thought you said that he could've gotten laid if he wanted to but chose not too, because he thought that he "deserves better". ( Sounds snobby? not really, girls do it all the time )

	08-04-2005 02:33									#56
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I understood that to mean, "I'm horny, but the universe in its infinite injustice has not made a girl who looks like Jennifer Garner fall desperately in love with me. Is that not unfair?"

And yeah, that's pretty stupid, not that I haven't been there.

	08-04-2005 02:33									#57
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yeah, but this same guy also claims he wants to **** all sorts of girls.

	08-04-2005 02:37									#58
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quote: understood that to mean, "I'm horny, but the universe in its infinite injustice has not made a girl who looks like Jennifer Garner fall desperately in love with me. Is that not unfair?" And yeah, that's pretty stupid, not that I haven't been there.

Why is this stupid? Better aim high and miss, than aim low and hit, me says.

	08-04-2005 02:39									#59
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thats lonely nerd talk

	08-04-2005 02:40									#60
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So long as you don't expect it to happen and feel insulted and hurt when it doesn't, fine. Anyway, time to go, wish me luck, keep your stupid 40, etc.