08-04-2005 02:42									#61
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good luck elok. the lonely nerd talk was az's statement about aiming high and being lonely and bitter for the rest of your adult life.

	08-04-2005 02:45									#62
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bye, Elok.

quote: thats lonely nerd talk

No, not if one really feels that way.

Personally, I don't think so, because I don't have any real hangups about sex: I don't consider it some worldshattering decision. But if you feel so, that's definetly the logical conclusion.

	08-04-2005 02:47									#63
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its a self defeating attitude though. no one is ever going to meet those standards because the person who has those standards in this situation is no prize themselves.

	08-04-2005 02:48									#64
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Not if you work on yourself at the same time.

Personally, I think that with the proper amount of work, everyone can be smoking.

	08-04-2005 03:27									#65
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You asked?

That's not a man's way. I tended to just plant one on them. It does work. Mind you, our women are not very sophisticated.

	08-04-2005 03:38									#66
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edit: I'll just delete this post. It's too embarrassing.

Last edited by Dis on 08-04-2005 at 04:05

	08-04-2005 03:44									#67
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quote: Originally posted by Az Not if you work on yourself at the same time. Personally, I think that with the proper amount of work, everyone can be smoking.

these guys dont want to work on themselves.

	08-04-2005 04:01									#68
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 they make non malt liqour 40s? who would want to drink that? i think mickeys is definitely the most palatable of all malt liquors and as such should me gathered for celebrations. as for talking about favorite beers, women dont really care about that.

I remember drinking Icehouse 40's back in my heavy drinking days (back when I didn't care about drinking quality beer)

	08-04-2005 04:24									#69
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quote: 3. A religious service, if you share that

Don't be giving away all our secrets, eh?

	08-04-2005 04:30									#70
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isnt that motherly advice? go meet a nice girl at church?

	08-04-2005 04:32									#71
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shush you.

	08-04-2005 05:18									#72
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They're just jealous, Ben. They've never experienced unction-lube...whoops, I said too much.

Yeah, I'm back. It started out kind of awkward because we weren't clear on where we'd meet so each of us thought the other'd stood him/her up or forgotten, for like twenty minutes. But we stayed talking for like a half-hour after dinner was over, and it was fun. I'm not sure if I should call this good or bad; it didn't last long, but she asked me to go to a play tommorrow. And she looked pretty freaking good too. For a first date it went really well, conversation came easy considering the circumstances. I think. I've got no grounds for comparison, after all.

	08-04-2005 05:19									#73
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if she asked you to go to a play tomorrow, I'd say it went pretty good.

Now all you have to do is sit through a boring play.

	08-04-2005 05:19									#74
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As would I.

Congrats.

	08-04-2005 05:26									#75
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Thank you. But I first suggested the play when I asked her out; I don't even know what it's about but I saw one of the actresses in MacBeth a few weeks ago and she was awesome, so I figured it was worth a gamble. But she thought her roommate wanted to go with her, so she suggested just dinner, and now her roommate doesn't seem interested anymore...and none of this matters, but the play's one I wanted to see. Something called Tartuffe, by Moliere.

	08-04-2005 05:28									#76
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that was quick. too quick. too quick for fornication.

	08-04-2005 05:30									#77
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some of us don't go out with girls to fornicate with them.

	08-04-2005 05:30									#78
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quote: Originally posted by Elok I am twenty-one freaking years old, and just asked a girl out and got a yes for the first time in my life. Yes, that's sad, but it's a personal triumph! And she's fairly cute, and intelligent, and has a great sense of humor. I'm still sort of in shock, TBH. I'm broke, but so is she, so we have agreed on a sort of pathetic hobo's date at the dining hall tonight. It's a start, dagnabit. Right? Wow. That was actually remarkably easy. You just have to find a girl who's worth knowing, will have you, and isn't spoken for. That there is the hard part. Whee. Okay, I guess that's it from me. Carry on.

I feel your pain. Keenly.

	08-04-2005 05:31									#79
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Congrats to you too on your long and unbroken streak of missing the point.

EDIT: addressed to MRT.

	08-04-2005 05:31									#80
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 i have a suggestion to make the night go more smoothly. 4 40s, 2 for you, 2 for her.

	08-04-2005 09:56									#81
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi Don't be giving away all our secrets, eh?

I know a bunch of guys who joined a church just to meet the women. Once they get married they would leave.

	08-04-2005 09:59									#82
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quote: Originally posted by Elok Thank you. But I first suggested the play when I asked her out; I don't even know what it's about but I saw one of the actresses in MacBeth a few weeks ago and she was awesome, so I figured it was worth a gamble. But she thought her roommate wanted to go with her, so she suggested just dinner, and now her roommate doesn't seem interested anymore...and none of this matters, but the play's one I wanted to see. Something called Tartuffe, by Moliere.

tartuffe is a good play

Jon Miller
(or at least I liked reading it)

	08-04-2005 10:51									#83
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quote: I know a bunch of guys who joined a church just to meet the women. Once they get married they would leave.

That seems rather pointless.

I mean you waste all that time you spent in church!

Why not enjoy yourself for the rest of your life with your wife?

	08-04-2005 11:07									#84
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quote: Originally posted by Gibsie You too eh Boshko? I hope it works better for you than it has for me!

It works pretty damn well Haven't had to do it in over a year and a half.

	08-04-2005 12:14									#85
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just remember dont do the hole in the popcornbucket trick...it isnt very classy...

oh and about hitting on girls when your are drunk and staggering around...i stopped doing that after waking up next morning or with a black eye or with someone in my bed i really dont want there

	08-04-2005 12:36									#86
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No offence Elok, but why were you so worried about asking a woman out?

What did you think she'd do? Report you to the police?

	08-04-2005 12:41									#87
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Nice work Elok

I think that you'll find in time that you are almost always your own worst enemy. Not you specifically, but just people in general. We all have our hangups and sometimes get stuck on them. Most of the time other people don't notice or don't even care what we're worried about.

EXCEPT FOR THE MANHOOD THAT I KEEP TRIPPING OVER EVERY DAY!!!!

	08-04-2005 12:43									#88
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then cut off your manhood if you keep tripping of it each day...just take the siccors...

	08-04-2005 12:44									#89
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OKay now I'm curled up in a ball and nauseous from the thought.