15-04-2005 21:53									#31
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Shakespeare is boring!

	15-04-2005 21:54									#32
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Provost Harrison is boring!

	15-04-2005 22:29									#33
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Provost Harrison has a life

	15-04-2005 22:40									#34
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But not a girlfriend.

	15-04-2005 22:50									#35
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Why are you asking us? It seems clear from what you have said that things are moving at an excellent pace (well – for normal people, not Ag pace = full sex before the relationship begins, but there you go)..

	15-04-2005 22:58									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Why are you asking us? It seems clear from what you have said that things are moving at an excellent pace (well – for normal people, not Ag pace = full sex before the relationship begins, but there you go)..

Be damned if I'm meeting you for beers!

	15-04-2005 23:00									#37
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quote: Be damned if I'm meeting you for beers!

Don't get in a huff just because I'm taken.

	15-04-2005 23:00									#38
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT But not a girlfriend.

No John, that is not fair game although I expected it. Perhaps you should do a little more research into involuntary celibacy and then you may understand

	15-04-2005 23:19									#39
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Wait. They turned the inability to get/ask a date into a disorder?

Jesus ****in' wept.

	16-04-2005 04:16									#40
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Wait. They turned the inability to get/ask a date into a disorder? Jesus ****in' wept.

You have no clue, arsehole...

	16-04-2005 06:48									#41
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Now take that aggression and say "I'm getting me a girl!"

	16-04-2005 07:05									#42
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i'm not so much a dog person myself. move on to greener pastures, and find someone that doesn't have relocation requirements.

	16-04-2005 07:09									#43
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT You got her to agree to a second date, and she didn't turn you down flat when you mentioned plans for the weekend (she just turned you down for this weekend, remember.) Does that answer your question?

quote: Originally posted by JohnT Why are you asking us? It seems clear from what you have said that things are moving at an excellent pace (well – for normal people, not Ag pace = full sex before the relationship begins, but there you go)..

ps I'd hit it.

Just not with the dog.

	16-04-2005 08:21									#44
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Well, the second date went fine. The play was Shakespeare's twelth night. It was wonderful. I loved the play.

	16-04-2005 09:07									#45
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We're not interested in theatrical reviews... how did she act????? Got another date??? Got a kiss???

	16-04-2005 09:13									#46
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Yeah, did you hit it??????

	16-04-2005 12:09									#47
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quote: Well, the second date went fine. The play was Shakespeare's twelth night. It was wonderful. I loved the play.

That's it?? I loved the play?

	16-04-2005 16:34									#48
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Now take that aggression and say "I'm getting me a girl!"

Do you think if it was that straightforward I wouldn't have done that by now? As I said, read...

	16-04-2005 16:54									#49
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Hmm, doesn't sound like the heat got cranked up a notch for the Diplomat. Keep looking around I'd say, maybe keep the girl on the backburner.

	16-04-2005 17:02									#50
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Ditto Gibsie, that is the impression I got too...

	16-04-2005 18:46									#51
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quote: Originally posted by Gibsie Hmm, doesn't sound like the heat got cranked up a notch for the Diplomat. Keep looking around I'd say, maybe keep the girl on the backburner.

No heat, not even a kiss

Here's the funny part. At one point though she tells me that an old guy kissed her. Naturally I asked her what happened. She explains that she went to hug this old man that she knows and he licked her cheek. She said it was very gross. So, I joked that she probably wouldn't have minded if it had been a hot young guy. She said no, that she still would have turned away. I figured that was a signal that she did not want to be kissed.

After the play, she commented that one of the guys in the play is gay so she thought it was funny that in the play he has to kiss a girl who dresses like a boy. She actually says to me: "Imagine he has to kiss that girl when he uses his mouth on a man's p.e.n.i.s."

	16-04-2005 19:38									#52
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Penis isn't censored as it is a correct anatomical term...if it was then the admins here would be exceedingly prudish.

Hmmm, that is a perculiar line of thought...could hint at a morbid obsession with gays...a fag hag perhaps?

	16-04-2005 19:40									#53
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So, she's not into oral.

And she can't say the word "penis" w/o sounding like a 10-year old girl whispering dirty secrets to her little friends. (Provost, I think she spelled it out in conversation.)

"Cya!"

	16-04-2005 19:46									#54
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT So, she's not into oral.

You don't want to persue this relationship any further, Dip.

	16-04-2005 19:52									#55
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That would be my verdict also. And she does seem a bit immature/uptight. Either way, keep hunting, Dip.

	16-04-2005 19:56									#56
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT So, she's not into oral. And she can't say the word "penis" w/o sounding like a 10-year old girl whispering dirty secrets to her little friends. (Provost, I think she spelled it out in conversation.) "Cya!"

Oh dear...if that is the case, that is seriously worrying...

	16-04-2005 20:03									#57
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quote: And she does seem a bit immature/uptight.

All the more reason to violate her...

	16-04-2005 20:55									#58
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move on!...there a lot more fishy women in the methaforical Sea of Love.......

on a more general note: dont go on Poly trying to be funny when you arent having a funny day...i just found that out for myself

	16-04-2005 20:56									#59
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quote: Originally posted by The diplomat No heat, not even a kiss Here's the funny part. At one point though she tells me that an old guy kissed her. Naturally I asked her what happened. She explains that she went to hug this old man that she knows and he licked her cheek. She said it was very gross. So, I joked that she probably wouldn't have minded if it had been a hot young guy. She said no, that she still would have turned away. I figured that was a signal that she did not want to be kissed. After the play, she commented that one of the guys in the play is gay so she thought it was funny that in the play he has to kiss a girl who dresses like a boy. She actually says to me: "Imagine he has to kiss that girl when he uses his mouth on a man's p.e.n.i.s."

Is she amish or something? Holy crap.

	16-04-2005 21:35									#60
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quote: Originally posted by The diplomat No heat, not even a kiss Here's the funny part. At one point though she tells me that an old guy kissed her. Naturally I asked her what happened. She explains that she went to hug this old man that she knows and he licked her cheek. She said it was very gross. So, I joked that she probably wouldn't have minded if it had been a hot young guy. She said no, that she still would have turned away. I figured that was a signal that she did not want to be kissed.

No, it was only a signal that she does not want her cheek licked by anyone.

quote: After the play, she commented that one of the guys in the play is gay so she thought it was funny that in the play he has to kiss a girl who dresses like a boy. She actually says to me: "Imagine he has to kiss that girl when he uses his mouth on a man's p.e.n.i.s."

A girl speaking in such graphic terms after only a short while of dating is definitely a sexual being. Now I'm more convinced than ever that she wanted you to make a move on her in the apartment. When she speaks about things like kissing and penises you have to keep her talking about them. The longer that she talks about them, the more horny she will become.

Just take my advice and you will be fine.