17-04-2005 01:14									#31
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Oh, I forgot about that one!

	17-04-2005 01:22									#32
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Cool to be reminded eh?

	17-04-2005 01:22									#33
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Women, can't live with them, they can't pee standing up.

Just admit you are wrong, don't expect her to apologize, and have some great make-up sex

(that's sex after you have apologized, not sex with make-up)

	17-04-2005 01:24									#34
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I like it better with make up.

	17-04-2005 01:48									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker So what did you do anyway Oerdin? You said she was fat, didn't you??

Actually no she isn't. She's petite.

She's right that I drank to much and maybe I should of been paying more attention to her but she was being *****y long before we started drinking.

	17-04-2005 01:48									#36
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It is entirely possible to live without women.

In fact, it's strangely calming.

	17-04-2005 01:52									#37
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if hes willing to apologize he needs to be able to say what hes sorry for. If he goes that route the girl will usually feel just as big of an ass and say it back. If tubes version of this story is correct then they are both at fault and need to agree to disagree.

	17-04-2005 01:59									#38
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This was written rather early this morning after I got home and had a few more to drink so please excuse my Jon Miller-eque faux pases. I can't be bothered to retype it.

quote: Did you ever have one of those nights? I did and it sucked plus it ended up being the first big fight my girlfriend Morgan and I got into. Now it's 6am and I'm still drinking so I will inflict my patheticness upon you folks. Last night my girlfriend Morgan, my college friend Aman (a Sikh fellow), his girlfriend Amretha, and I decided to go to a Crystal Method concert. In any even the concert started 2.5 hours late and by speaking to one of the bouncers (who I'd gone to high school with back in the 1990's) I found out the reason was the two man techno band was coked out beyond belief and they had them in the back trying to sober them up enough to get onto stage. Morgan started to dig into me about choosing a concert which starts so late (like I knew about the band's coke habit) and she was being very stand offish. She wanted to go dancing but my friend Aman had said he wanted to talk to me in private so I told her to go on ahead and I'd catch up (which didn't go over well). In any event Morgan leaves to go dance and Amretha goes to keep her company while I speak with Aman. It turns out Aman is thinking about asking Amretha to marry him and he wants me to go with him to buy a ring. I'm flattered and we talk about if he's sure or not (he is) and we have a few whiskeys to celebrate. A fair amount of time has passed so we decide to go track down the girls and when we find them Amretha is dancing by herself while Morgan is dirty dancing with some Mexican guy. I don't get jealous but I do cut in and say "If you don't mind I'd like to dance with my girlfriend now" to which the Mexican fellow objects. We don't get into a fight but I do suggest he go find himself his own girlfriend because this young lady was taken. We have a few words then finally he ****s off. No sooner does he leave then Morgan starts accusing me of being a jealous boyfriend (far from the truth) and she said if I'd paid enough attention to her she wouldn't have been dancing with the Mexican guy to begin with. I tell her she's right and that I just had to discus some important stuff with my friend and couldn't we just drop it? She's still miffed and says she's going to go to the bathroom and I can wait for her at the table. Aman, Amretha, and I go back to the table and Morgan doesn't come back. I figure **** it and Aman and I start drinking more whiskey. We get pretty ****ed up and Amretha decides she's bored with hanging out with two drinking guys and she goes off to find Morgan. Any way I have no idea where Morgan went for 40 minute (and it doesn't really matter she's a free girl) and eventually she comes back with Amretha and we watch the rest of the concert. The concert ends and since Aman and I are still a bit tipsy we spend an hour in a coffee shop sobering up. 3am rolls around and we decide to get in the car and go home. When we get to my car I realize my car key isn't in my pocket and I must have dropped it when I had pulled money out of my pocket to pay the waitress for the whiskeys. Naturally, the club is now closed and locked up tight with my key in it. I'm in a world of **** and everyone is pissed so I decide to call my father and see if he can't bring over the spare emergency keys I had given him just for such an occasion. Luckily, he answers and I tell him I got kind of drunk and dropped my key so wouldn't he be so kind as to drive downtown and bring me my spare key? He says no problem and jumps in the car. Morgan is clearly angry with me. She starts in with the "Your a lousy drunk and why can't you keep track of one bloody key" bit. I tell her I'm sorry and that it was an honest mistake which I shall not be repeating again so there is no need to berate me for it. I felt bad enough as it is. I jimmied the rear hatch and crawled in through the trunk and once the car was unlocked she seemed to be mollified a bit. Eventually my father shows up but he didn't bring the car key with him as we had discussed. He told me I had been drinking and it was better to just leave my car there. I point out that I hadn't been drinking for a good two hours and if the car was still here at 5am they would tow it. He agrees to go back and get my spare key and I have him drive Aman & his girl home while Morgan and I wait with my car. No sooner do they leave then all bloody hell breaks loss with Morgan accusing me of everything from jealousy to incompetence to not paying enough attention to her. (I'm guilty of incompetence with my car key but I really wasn't ever jealous and I really do pay scads of attention to the young girl. We end up having quite a row of it. My father takes his time getting back there and 5am rolls around. The lot attendant starts talking about how there's no over night parking and my car will be towed if I don't move it. I explain I've misplaced my key and that my father is bring a spare one if he will just wait a while. Just when the fellow is about to call a tow truck my father finally arrives and gives me the spare key. I thank him and he goes back home. As I'm driving back home Morgan is entirely silently and I decide it's likely better if I don't try to set her off. Finally she says "You're just not going to talk to me then?" And I say to her I was being quiet because I thought she was angry with me but that I'd love to resolve things if we could. That wasn't the right thing to say since she once again started scream at me while I was trying to drive. She even accused me of trying to ignore her since I was busy watching the road instead of looking at her. To make a long story short(er) Morgan didn't end up going home with me like we had planned and I dropped her off at home. I'm currently very angry because although I did a bonehead thing by getting drunk and losing my key we were drinking for a decent reason (my friend's decision to ask his girlfriend to marry him; which hasn't happened yet) and it wasn't my fault the band started so late. I have a decent reason to be angry about her bumping and grinding with another man but I didn't get angry and even when he acted like an ass I was still polite if direct. There was no brawling or name calling much less fighting. This has been Morgan and mine's first fight in 10 weeks of dating and I quite put out about it and I'm feeling like it's at least her fault. I’ll likely have to crawl back and say it's my fault but I'm still going to resent it.

	17-04-2005 02:01									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Zkribbler No, it's: Can't live with them; can't kill them.

BINGO !!!

	17-04-2005 02:04									#40
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A Mexican? The woman has no class... get rid.

	17-04-2005 02:08									#41
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He actually seemed like kind of a rich fellow. I live right near the border so many of the more wealthy people in TJ come north to catch concerts or to go clubbing.

	17-04-2005 02:10									#42
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None of my business

Last edited by Ted Striker on 17-04-2005 at 02:43

	17-04-2005 02:11									#43
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quote: He actually seemed like kind of a rich fellow. I live right near the border so many of the more wealthy people in TJ come north to catch concerts or to go clubbing

I was being facetious, as some of your countrymen have recently taken to forming armed mobs to hunt Mexicans.

	17-04-2005 02:14									#44
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well if they steel their women those mexicans have it comming ...

	17-04-2005 02:17									#45
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They both acted wrong she for being a ***** and him for being sloppy drunk. Imho hes only gonna get it resolved if he tells her the truth of discussion the guy asking other girl to marry him and that was reason for getting drunk but she needs to meet him half way too since she wasnt the most pleasant date a guy could have that night.

	17-04-2005 02:17									#46
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Mexican girls are really sweet. They just party too much for me, I can't keep up with them.

	17-04-2005 02:33									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Zkribbler No, it's: Can't live with them; can't kill them.

Wrong, it's:

Women, can't live with them, can't make them dress up in skimpy Nazi outfits and dance on your chest.

	17-04-2005 02:50									#48
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Dump her

	17-04-2005 02:53									#49
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oh not to get gross but yes women can stand up and pee we just make a mess trying to do it

	17-04-2005 02:54									#50
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Not with sufficient experience though (so I've heard )

	17-04-2005 03:07									#51
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you wana get tought on that subject try asking them to piss in a bottle while drving
now thats impossible

	17-04-2005 03:08									#52
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Now that I wouldn't expect to be easy

	17-04-2005 03:18									#53
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I think I'll wait a day or two then give her a call. It was just one night of her being *****y and me being drunk so maybe we can work things out but if it happens again I'm pulling the plug. I mean this whole "he's not paying enough attention to me so I'm going to act up" thing really worries me. What happens when its something bigger then a few drinks or a dirty dance with another fellow?

	17-04-2005 03:23									#54
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Ignore her until she comes begging.

	17-04-2005 03:27									#55
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Women, can't live with them, can't make them dress up in skimpy Nazi outfits and dance on your chest.

Excuse me while I go jab my eyes out of my own skull with a red-hot poker.

	17-04-2005 03:37									#56
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quote: Originally posted by Tuberski What? Poly isn't worth the whole story? You drunken bonehead. ACK!

I didn't even know you posted at the other web site. Now I'm going to have to figure out which name you use over there.

	17-04-2005 03:54									#57
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Tubes says he has a log in there but he only lurks. and his screenname shouldnt be that hard to figure out its tuberski

	17-04-2005 03:58									#59
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OK, since I never see him post I thought he had a different name.

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sorry oredian i wasnt being an ass he was he told me to reply since he is playing never winter nights at the moment