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Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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Sep 2001
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Women. Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Can't live with them; can't live without them.

I just got into my first big fight with my current girlfriend and it is at least half my fault. This sucks.

molly bloom is offline molly bloom
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Have you considered a career in the Catholic Church ?

alva is offline alva
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Sep 2001
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Can't live with them; can't live without them.

I just got into my first big fight with my current girlfriend and it is at least half my fault. This sucks.


Well, you can be assured that she won't tonight.

Oh and it's :
Can't live with them; Can't live with them.

Bkeela is offline Bkeela
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According to some anthropological theories, prior to civilisation, men and women lived virtually seperate lives.

Males evolved lean bodies to suit hunting, while the female body evolved to suit a more sedentary, gathering life style.

The fat distribution differences between our bodies further illustrate this seperate existence. The female body is perfectly shaped to tolerate heat in confined circumstances. Large surface areas such as the back, stomach and legs would have been devoid of fat - perfect for heat loss, while necessary fat reserves were isolated to rounded, poor heat conducting shapes like buttocks and breasts. I don't think it is a coincidence that the sight of full breasts and bottom flutter the male heart, for they are a sign of good child bearing capability, with ample fat reserves to sustain the child.

Meanwhile males didn't require such fat allocation, for they roamed free in the wind. Thus the male body tends to distrubute fat evenly, including the beer gut. All this assumes our ancestors evolved in a very hot place, otherwise we would not have needed to evolve the ability to sweat.

So in conclusion, we were never meant to live with each other in the first place.

molly bloom is offline molly bloom
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Oh and it's :
Can't live with them; Can't live with them.



I thought that was Belgians....

BeBro is offline BeBro
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Can't live with them; can't live without them.

I just got into my first big fight with my current girlfriend and it is at least half my fault. This sucks.


Well, if you both admit you were responsible to 50% it should be easy to make peace....

alva is offline alva
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Admitting hey!!?? Interesting concept...

Starchild is offline Starchild
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Originally posted by Oerdin
Can't live with them; can't live without them.


Half right.

BlackCat is offline BlackCat
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Well, if you both admit you were responsible to 50% it should be easy to make peace....


That would be logic solution if it were to men, but since a female is involved, logic doesn't work - you'll just end up in an argument about what 50 % each was responsible for.

Only solution is to take all blame and buy some flowers - I don't know why, but such thingies can make wonders.

Combat Ingrid is offline Combat Ingrid
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Satan's Majestic Empire
Nov 2001
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Give her some chocolate and let it act on her brain for a while before you start negotiating the peace treaty

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Jun 2000
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What!?! No Details!?!

DeathByTheSword is offline DeathByTheSword
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Nov 2001
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YEAH what is the fight about...she didnt want to call you Aunt Marge and spank your rear anymore during the sex thing?

i hate it when that happens

BeBro is offline BeBro
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Admitting hey!!?? Interesting concept...




Or you go the other way:

"Never give up! Never surrender!"

Zkribbler is offline Zkribbler
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Feb 1999
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Oh and it's :
Can't live with them; Can't live with them.


No, it's:
Can't live with them; can't kill them.

Kidicious is offline Kidicious
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Can't live with them; can't live without them.

I just got into my first big fight with my current girlfriend and it is at least half my fault. This sucks.


Why? Did you tell her that you didn't want to live with her?

Garth Vader is offline Garth Vader
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Oct 1999
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No, it's:
Can't live with them, pass the beernuts.

Kidicious is offline Kidicious
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I think I'm pretty much done with relationships myself. I'm 36 and all of mine have sucked. I haven't found a decent women that will have me, and I probably never will.

Asmodean is offline Asmodean
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No, it's:
Can't live with them, pass the beernuts.


Dammit, I was gonna post that one. Great line from "Cheers". Norm was a great character.

Asmodean

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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  Old Post 16-04-2005 22:41
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I just got into my first big fight with my current girlfriend and it is at least half my fault. This sucks.


You don't understand women very well.

It's all your fault. Didn't you know that?

Kidicious is offline Kidicious
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The only way they will admit that it is half their fault is when they really **** you over.

Tuberski is offline Tuberski
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ACK!!! PTHBBPPPTTT!!!!
Feb 2002
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Can't live with them; can't live without them.

I just got into my first big fight with my current girlfriend and it is at least half my fault. This sucks.


What? Poly isn't worth the whole story?

You drunken bonehead.

ACK!

Kidicious is offline Kidicious
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Maybe it really is his fault and he doesn't want to say what he did? ....... Nah.

Tuberski is offline Tuberski
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Maybe it really is his fault and he doesn't want to say what he did? ....... Nah.


He posted the story at CG.

ACK!

Kidicious is offline Kidicious
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Oh. We got the bunk ****.

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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  Old Post 16-04-2005 23:49
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He posted the story on CG and he shouldn't back down!

Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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quote:
Originally posted by Bkeela
According to some anthropological theories, prior to civilisation, men and women lived virtually seperate lives.

Males evolved lean bodies to suit hunting, while the female body evolved to suit a more sedentary, gathering life style.

The fat distribution differences between our bodies further illustrate this seperate existence. The female body is perfectly shaped to tolerate heat in confined circumstances. Large surface areas such as the back, stomach and legs would have been devoid of fat - perfect for heat loss, while necessary fat reserves were isolated to rounded, poor heat conducting shapes like buttocks and breasts. I don't think it is a coincidence that the sight of full breasts and bottom flutter the male heart, for they are a sign of good child bearing capability, with ample fat reserves to sustain the child.

Meanwhile males didn't require such fat allocation, for they roamed free in the wind. Thus the male body tends to distrubute fat evenly, including the beer gut. All this assumes our ancestors evolved in a very hot place, otherwise we would not have needed to evolve the ability to sweat.

So in conclusion, we were never meant to live with each other in the first place.


Well, everytime I see one of those documentaries about lions, the males just show up every now and then to hit it with the females, or to beat up hyenas.

The female lions do all the hunting and child raising.

Other than that, the males just sleep all day.

Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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So what did you do anyway Oerdin?

You said she was fat, didn't you??

Agathon is offline Agathon
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Dec 2002
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Suffering from ads?

You didn't do an MRT144 did you?

Whoops... that used to mean one crime, now it means several.. each more dastardly than the last.

Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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Agathon, I think there is more to come in that saga...

Agathon is offline Agathon
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I know... isn't it great?

BTW I was referring to MRT saying the wrong name during a ****.

 
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