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Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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That's good teamwork Mrs. T

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Who else votes that Mrs Tuberski should change her nick to "Tuberski is my slave".

I''d laugh at that.

Mrs. Tuberski is offline Mrs. Tuberski
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hey!!! does be really become my slave???? yeah baby i need one of them right now

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Ted's that kind of man.

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As long as I'm hitting it I'll do whatever.

Hell I'll even put the toilet seat up as a bonus.

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ted is a slave???

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hey!!! does be really become my slave???? yeah baby i need one of them right now


What do you mean become my slave?

I swear to god, your pet name for me is "get me a beer."



ACK!

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What do you mean become my slave?

I swear to god, your pet name for me is "get me a beer."



ACK!

i do say please

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ted how is the seat up a bounus????
id kick ur ass if you left it up and i fell in

Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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I'd pay money to see that!!!

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me kicking ur ASS or falling in

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Hell, I'd pay for either.

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Hell, I'd pay for either.

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If he goes that route the girl will usually feel just as big of an ass and say it back.



As if

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it could happen. I know when i fight with my ass i mean tubes and he says hes sorry and i feel bad sometimes too

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Define "sometimes"

Then ask Tubes to define "sometimes" and we'll take the average between the two.

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Excuse me while I go jab my eyes out of my own skull with a red-hot poker.


Never listened to Emo Phillips I take it?

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Why do women always leave the toilet seat down? That's how toilets seats get pissed on.

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EXACTLY

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I piss on them when they are up too...

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He actually seemed like kind of a rich fellow. I live right near the border so many of the more wealthy people in TJ come north to catch concerts or to go clubbing


I was being facetious, as some of your countrymen have recently taken to forming armed mobs to hunt Mexicans.


I hate poachers.

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Ignore her until she comes begging.


Always good advice.

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Keeping the toilet seat up would never be a problem for me...I always put down the seat AND the lid before flushing, just to prevent aerosolization. I mean, who wants little flecks of waste spattered all over the room, too small to see or not?

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so you are one of those people that washes there hands 20 times a day and drink industrial cleaning agent to get rid of any bacteria inside your body?

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What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Especially when it comes to germs.

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agathon. i have now laid in bed with the enemy after battle.

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What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Especially when it comes to germs.


Actually, that's been revised. It''s now,
Whatever doesn't kill you, really ****s your **** up, and you're lucky if you ever get it together again.

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agathon. i have now laid in bed with the enemy after battle.


Ho.

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more like i could start a hotel

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MRT144 - don't threadjack. This is Oerdin's thead for making a fool of himself not yours. Go make your own - if Ming lets you.

 
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