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Bosh is offline Bosh
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Get a fishing boat and eat lots and lots of sushi. Zombies can't swim

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Get a fishing boat and eat lots and lots of sushi. Zombies can't swim


But they can float.

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zombie dolphins!

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I'm for a preemptive strike against those zombie bastards!

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Let's say a horrible B movie script became reality and the world is being over run by nasty rotting zombies intent on killing human beings. What would you do? Where would you go and who would you take with you? These things must be considered carefully or else you could end up as a meal for a zombie or worse yet a zombie yourself.

I know what I'd do; I'd gather my best mates and a few hot chicks then go down to the local big box warehouse store where I'd barackade myself in. Think about it. Those warehouse stores only have two entrences and both have those metal roll down gates so the place would be easy to seal off. Inside that Walmart/Kmart/whatever there'd be guns, ammo, plenty of food, camping gear, bottled water, medicine, and plenty of magazines to read. The place is also pretty big so if you want to go have a **** with one of those sexy ladies you saved from the zombies (that always happens in the movies) then you could. Is that a good plan? What would you do?

Chainsaw: check
Chain-Mesh(as per shark stuff to keep them from biting):check.
Shotgun:check.

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Why bother discussing the subject when there's a perfectly good instructional video available about it?

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If they can't bite they can't eat

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I'd get me a 1920s machine gun and a flamethrower. One in each hand I'd perf em and roast em and take back America! ...and the Philippines of course.

The rest of the world would be more US friendly under zombie control so I'd leave well enough alone.

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The rest of the world would be more US friendly under zombie control so I'd leave well enough alone


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Get a fishing boat and eat lots and lots of sushi. Zombies can't swim


I must correct you here, as "Zombie Flesh Eaters" proved categorically that zombies are perfectly capable of fighting sharks at sea.

And I too would go to "The Winchester".

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.. go down to the local big box warehouse store ...


Don't go to the local supermarket.
Last time I checked mine, it already was full of zombies.

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"Last time I checked mine, it already was full of zombies. "

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paiktis, admit it mister... you just want to be behind me to closely observe my tight buttocks colliding each other while I reload my pump action shotgun. It' heavy duty work, and I might be sweating from adrenaline and be a little dirty for rolling in the mud with zombies and stuff, so them tight buttocks are truly slippery and bouncy muscle. What do you do if I get a cramp? What if my muscles goes into lock and my legs can't move, do you come and rub them really hard? Or do you just choose to watch them cramp, because it gets you all hot and excited?

First of all, this is not what I like. This is nto why I fight them zombies. If you're going to be in the crew, you need to AT LEAST carry ammo and food, or preferrably step next to me and blast some commie zombies away!

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What do you do when the zombies attack?

When in Rome...

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I would gather a group of people, most likely not my friends or family as my friends would be stupid enough to try and fight the zombies hand-to-hand and my family, unfortunatly, is all women who are out of shape and smoke would likely already be dead. We would arm ourselves to the teeth with what we already have and then raid the local stores for more guns and ammo, as well as food. We would also raid the hospital for medical supplies and any living medical proffesionals we could find. Then, because the script was written for winter, we would load up our sleds, hitch them to our snowmachines and haul ass southward. Eventually dragging them by foot.

Ultimately we would end up in south central Alaska where we could find a ship, or a few smaller boats, which we could stock up on supplies. We would then set sail (hopefully after finding a living crew to operate the ship) for a chain of islands somewhere in the Pacific. We would exterminate all zombies on the island and somehow dispose of thier bodies. Then we would begin our new existance.

Every year or so we would send out a brave band of warriors to kill off as many zombies as possible in a few weeks time. It would be the new right of passage into manhood.

Of course I would have the most attractive mate and we would produce a new strain of human which is immune to zombification and a new pantheon of heros would be born. They would dedicate thier lives to killing off all of the zombies in the world. I would die, after a few million years, a God to the new human race.

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Yes. I can see how a slow death of starvation and asphyxiation after many many months of mind shattering isolation is preferable over being eaten.

Barely. Just barely.


Not if it has lots of plants and stuff. I'm talking about a basically self-sufficient station in terms of life support.

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Space, no zombie in its right mind would go to barrow.

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Zombies do not get tired, sleep, feel pain, get afraid, panic, hesitate, or any of the things that a person does. It takes just one mistake to end up zombie munchies.


But they do rot.

So flee to an island as Kuci said, and the zombies will all rot away in a year or two.

In fact, probably much faster. You don't know how fast maggots go through dead flesh...

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If a zombie rots it just turns into an animated skeleton. Not much of an improvement.

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And, of course, you should also take into consideration the number of cadavers that are embalmed.

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Now we're getting to the bones of the matter.

...sorry, sorry...

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If a zombie rots it just turns into an animated skeleton. Not much of an improvement.


No it doesn't, unless you are talking about some kind of supernatural event. In which case, I'd just put up my Circle of Protection.

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No it doesn't, unless you are talking about some kind of supernatural event.



No, I'm certainly not talking about anything supernatural.

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If it isn't already blatantly obvious, I didn' read tha dizzamn thread b/c iti s late and I want ot write crap, not read other people's crap so that my crap will fit into the great crap puzzle that you all have created.

There are two types of Zombie attack mainly.

There is the one where you wake up and the entire world is zombies except for a few people, or it is jsut you.

There is the other situation wherein people are infected bite by bite.


Either way, there's a nce twinkie factory in nearby town called Natick, I think I could survive there for a while.

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Space, no zombie in its right mind would go to barrow.


I would still leave Barrow. I wont live off of whale blubber and seal meat for the rest of my life, and spend my winters in a 10x10x10 foot hole in the ground. Once civilization ceases to function Barrow will be thrown back a few thousand years.


I was thinking about it some more and came to wondering, how often do zombies need to eat to survive? Clearly the geneticaly altered ones that can move faster than animals would need food more often than humans, and the slow ones that simply woke up one day and said "**** this, Im done being buried" would need far less. Also, does their flesh rot off? Would they eventualy start falling apart like lepers of old?

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We would arm ourselves to the teeth with what we already have and then raid the local stores for more guns and ammo, as well as food.


i just figured out what the new gun campaign from the NRA must be....BUY GUNS INCASE THE ZOMBIES ATTACK!!!!

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Dancing zombies are the worst.

 
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