20-04-2005 20:27									#1
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Let's say a horrible B movie script became reality and the world is being over run by nasty rotting zombies intent on killing human beings. What would you do? Where would you go and who would you take with you? These things must be considered carefully or else you could end up as a meal for a zombie or worse yet a zombie yourself.

I know what I'd do; I'd gather my best mates and a few hot chicks then go down to the local big box warehouse store where I'd barackade myself in. Think about it. Those warehouse stores only have two entrences and both have those metal roll down gates so the place would be easy to seal off. Inside that Walmart/Kmart/whatever there'd be guns, ammo, plenty of food, camping gear, bottled water, medicine, and plenty of magazines to read. The place is also pretty big so if you want to go have a **** with one of those sexy ladies you saved from the zombies (that always happens in the movies) then you could. Is that a good plan? What would you do?

	20-04-2005 20:38									#2
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I saw a dream/nightmare with a similar topic
It had a very weird ending

	20-04-2005 20:39									#3
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Duh? Go to the Winchester.

	20-04-2005 20:41									#4
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quote: Inside that Walmart/Kmart/whatever there'd be guns, ammo, plenty of food, camping gear, bottled water, medicine, and plenty of magazines to read.

Sounds like S-Mart

	20-04-2005 20:46									#5
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My friend and I had this exact same conversation and we realised that we'd be dead within the first twenty minutes of a zombie outbreak.

	20-04-2005 21:04									#6
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I'd throw rocks at them

	20-04-2005 21:06									#7
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Flee to some place like Easter Island that's very very very far away from land.

	20-04-2005 21:08									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Starchild My friend and I had this exact same conversation and we realised that we'd be dead within the first twenty minutes of a zombie outbreak.

Time to start training up, wussy! You gonna let those zombies push you around?

	20-04-2005 21:12									#9
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I would try to gather my closest friends together who I trust and who are badasses also, and then we'd take easily defendable point, with good opportunities to flee if necessary. We won't take a stronghold per se, we need to keep moving. First thing.. break into gun store, get some really nice weaponry. Get all the food etc, few new cars, a truck, stuff like that. Then break into hospital and get some medicine, drugs and tools if we need them later on. And then onwards, to the first defending point. I'll personally have a shotgun, because I like to get physical like that.

	20-04-2005 21:13									#10
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I bet all those stories about zombies being creatures of teh evil are just lies spread by the anti-zombiist conspiracy.

	20-04-2005 21:14									#11
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I would hide behind Pekka but for some reason I think Pekka will meet a horrible death at the hands of the zombies. (after he fought bravely of course). So it will be just me and the girl. Must be because Pekka is the "muscular" type you know and in the movies they are the ones who are sacrificed with valour to let the skinny protagonist flee with the girl.

	20-04-2005 21:15									#12
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The chances of anyone, no matter how well armed and supplied, surviving a Level Three outbreak is minimal. At most, you only delay your death.

Zombies do not get tired, sleep, feel pain, get afraid, panic, hesitate, or any of the things that a person does. It takes just one mistake to end up zombie munchies.

	20-04-2005 21:17									#13
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Fleeing to space would work even better, except it'd be a bit more difficult.

	20-04-2005 21:17									#14
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The graveyard. They'd never think to look there.

	20-04-2005 21:18									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Kuciwalker Fleeing to space would work even better, except it'd be a bit more difficult.

And You'd die alot quicker.

	20-04-2005 21:18									#16
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I welcome our Zombie masters..

JM

	20-04-2005 21:20									#17
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Shotguns are good. Not only do they pack a punch but if you run out of ammo you still have a club to beat the zombies with as you are being over run.

	20-04-2005 21:21									#18
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honestly?

I would try to disolve myself in acid...

JM

	20-04-2005 21:24									#19
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A good idea also might be to look and act like a zombie so that they think you're a friendly zombie as well.

	20-04-2005 21:25									#20
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quote: Originally posted by General Ludd And You'd die alot quicker.

Not if there was already a well-provisioned space station up there.

	20-04-2005 21:25									#21
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I thought the undead could smell the blood of the living or something.

	20-04-2005 21:26									#22
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Yes but what if they give you a human arm to chew?

	20-04-2005 21:26									#23
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Yes. I can see how a slow death of starvation and asphyxiation after many many months of mind shattering isolation is preferable over being eaten.

Barely. Just barely.

	20-04-2005 21:28									#24
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I'm thinking the island idea is a pretty good one too.

	20-04-2005 21:29									#25
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unless a zombie makes it there. then there's nowhere to go and not enough coconuts

	20-04-2005 21:34									#26
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I suppose he is undead so he could walk along the ocean's floor. If he knew you were there on the island that is.

	20-04-2005 21:41									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Kuciwalker Not if there was already a well-provisioned space station up there.

You'd still die quicker unless 1) you actually knew anything about what you where doing, and 2) there was still a fully staffed HQ on earth.

	20-04-2005 21:45									#28
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Do zombies actually lurch around slowly, or is that just a racist stereotype perpetuated by zombie-haters? Also, can they really dance like they do in the Thriller video, or are they more into ballroom?

	20-04-2005 21:48									#29
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I think some normally they're slow, but some are genetically improved to be faster.

	20-04-2005 21:50									#30
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If there's nowhere to run they will start moving very very slow towards you.