22-04-2005 18:16									#61
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Speaking of zombies, I watched that Pepsi commercial yesterday.... I mean "28 Days Later". First half is a good movie, second half I dont like.

	22-04-2005 18:40									#62
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I liked 28 days later though the original idea that there would be no security around a facility with such a deadly disease is pretty far fetched. Still, I like the idea that raving PETA type people destroy the world.

	22-04-2005 18:45									#63
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What Class of outbreak are we talking about?

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

	22-04-2005 18:47									#64
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I've only seen fast zombies in computer games, all the real zombies i've seen(on film) have moved very slowy.
So i'd just walk that little bit faster - run if needed to escape a bottle neck.

Turn my home into fort-knocks(its getting close already), to ensure they cant break in during the night, its a fourth floor flat so i have just a balcony, a few windows and the front door to worry about.

I'll use some kind of ninja-rope to get me upto the roof as my access point.

I'd be mega rich - zombies dont care about money, and would be too slow to stop me stealing from them.

So i'd be a thief by day, and when not sleeping, a zombie assasin by night

hmmmm it would make a good game.......

	23-04-2005 08:56									#65
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quote: Originally posted by child of Thor Turn my home into fort-knocks(its getting close already), to ensure they cant break in during the night, its a fourth floor flat so i have just a balcony, a few windows and the front door to worry about.

Don't you mean Fort Knox?

	23-04-2005 13:33									#66
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knock-knock...

	23-04-2005 14:02									#67
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They already have attacked in Great Britain- we did after all have successive Thatcher governments, with cabinets well-packed with an assortment of shut-ins, deaf dumb and blind quadriplegics and zombies.

	23-04-2005 15:31									#68
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You guys have it all wrong

I saw in a movie that all you needed to do was to have sex with the zombies, then they turned back to normal people again
Of course this only works on "new" zombies (where their bodies looks like a normal person and not some half-dead something), so the female zombies still look great

	23-04-2005 15:41									#69
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quote: Originally posted by Adagio You guys have it all wrong I saw in a movie that all you needed to do was to have sex with the zombies, then they turned back to normal people again

I think I may have seen that Zsa Zsa Gabor film too- or was it a Jackie Stallone infomercial ?

	23-04-2005 16:03									#70
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I have no idea what film it was, I only saw a small part of the movie where they mentioned the problem and how to 'fix' it

	23-04-2005 17:19									#71
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quote: Originally posted by Adagio I have no idea what film it was, I only saw a small part of the movie where they mentioned the problem and how to 'fix' it

Could they really fix this ? :

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quote: Originally posted by Adagio You guys have it all wrong I saw in a movie that all you needed to do was to have sex with the zombies, then they turned back to normal people again Of course this only works on "new" zombies (where their bodies looks like a normal person and not some half-dead something), so the female zombies still look great

	23-04-2005 20:16									#73
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quote: Originally posted by Kuciwalker Space, no zombie in its right mind would go to barrow.

At least not in the winter. Since they don't have a source of heat, they freeze in cold weather.

edit:

barrow? . . . zombie? Barrow wights!!!!!!

	23-04-2005 20:20									#74
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Good call.

	23-04-2005 20:22									#75
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I think I'd head to the Glades. Since Zombies rot, sitting in the middle of a swamp would probably be a place where it would be bad to be a zombie. Lots of bugs and gators to eat them up.

	24-04-2005 00:19									#76
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us I would gather a group of people, most likely not my friends or family as my friends would be stupid enough to try and fight the zombies hand-to-hand and my family, unfortunatly, is all women who are out of shape and smoke would likely already be dead. We would arm ourselves to the teeth with what we already have and then raid the local stores for more guns and ammo, as well as food. We would also raid the hospital for medical supplies and any living medical proffesionals we could find. Then, because the script was written for winter, we would load up our sleds, hitch them to our snowmachines and haul ass southward. Eventually dragging them by foot. Ultimately we would end up in south central Alaska where we could find a ship, or a few smaller boats, which we could stock up on supplies. We would then set sail (hopefully after finding a living crew to operate the ship) for a chain of islands somewhere in the Pacific. We would exterminate all zombies on the island and somehow dispose of thier bodies. Then we would begin our new existance. Every year or so we would send out a brave band of warriors to kill off as many zombies as possible in a few weeks time. It would be the new right of passage into manhood. Of course I would have the most attractive mate and we would produce a new strain of human which is immune to zombification and a new pantheon of heros would be born. They would dedicate thier lives to killing off all of the zombies in the world. I would die, after a few million years, a God to the new human race.

rofl you win! awsome plan. I love it.

	24-04-2005 00:20									#77
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Oerdin, true dat.. especially knowing who saved the world and survived the great attack WITH their whole infrastructure and army, while others got wiped out. What can I say.. it was very realistic.

	24-04-2005 03:26									#78
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 The only instance where the motto make love not war doesnt apply

ROFL

bestest post in thread

	24-04-2005 11:51									#79
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I like Kuci's island idea though a castle has a certain amount of charm. Keep your group small and well supplied. I'd adopt a siege mentality. I'm surprised nobody suggested a sword as a weapon (great at removing heads and limbs and no ammo).

	24-04-2005 13:49									#80
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I think some sort of completely closed metal suit, like a power armor, would be the best cause of action.

	24-04-2005 16:58									#81
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If a zombie outbreak really occured it wouldnt last more than a few weeks tops. People would learn too fast from thier mistakes and pretty soon the tide would shift with the end result being the destruction of the zombies. Thats if the military couldnt handle it within the first few hours.

	24-04-2005 17:16									#82
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I asked my mom what she would do if there were a world wide zombie outbreak. She said she would rather kill herself than be eaten by "some ****ing zombie".

	24-04-2005 17:31									#83
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Killing yourself


****ing zombies



You can not win if attacked by zombies. You can't kill a zombie, you only shatter it's body to the point of not posing a threat, and there are alays ever increasing numbers of them. People are always going to die, and every time someone does, it's a potentially new zombie - and, in turn, every new zombie potentialy leads to more deaths. It's like runaway economics, only a bit more stinky.

	24-04-2005 18:00									#84
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You can kill them by either bashing in or severing thier heads. Silly Osweld needs to watch more zombie movies and play less Resident Evil.

	24-04-2005 18:04									#85
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actually, RE zombies die by destroying their nervous system. It's the silly "the return of the living dead" zombies in which each part poses a threat.

basically, the needed weapon must shread the body to pieces. I think there are such weapons available.

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quote: actually, RE zombies die by destroying their nervous system.

Oh. Ive only played the game once for a few minutes, the damn zombies wouldnt die after repeatededly being shot and pounded upon and I refused to run. I also hated the camera angles.

	24-04-2005 19:35									#87
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us You can kill them by either bashing in or severing thier heads.

Why? They don't have a working brain (if any at all).

	24-04-2005 19:38									#88
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quote: Why? They don't have a working brain (if any at all).

Yes they do. Go watch movies and learn. Dont return here until you understand.

	24-04-2005 20:11									#89
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quote: They don't have a working brain (if any at all).

They do, according to latest data, which is RE.

	24-04-2005 20:13									#90
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quote: Originally posted by Az basically, the needed weapon must shread the body to pieces. I think there are such weapons available.

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