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Lancer is offline Lancer
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So I'm sitting here in the break room at work (they provide a comp w/ internet connection) and a couple of women are talking loudly about how bad men are and how they never do what their men say. Because of my Poly experience I realized I was being trolled, as well as the other guys here.

Has this ever happened to you?

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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Tell them they need better dick.

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That's a 'come on' suggestion meant for you.. you should follow it up with 'Woman. TO the bathroom. Now.".

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What Aggie sez: One good troll deserves another.

Of course, perhaps that's not the best tactic to take on your first week...

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Pekka offers sage, sound advice too.

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Feb 1999
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There are laws against stangling such women, but you are permitted to take great delight in the fact that each moment, they are growing older.

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i cant say for sure if thats a troll sure sounds like one to get ya to maybe talk but in my experience women talk loud any way especially when they are griping bout men

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Put an end to popups!

The old beauty in distress play.. 'uhh it's so hot... ' trying to give you a hint because they think men are idiots and you have to be REALLY SPESIFIC to make them understand they have to make a move now. '... so hot.. and I can't reach to open the window because my boobs would hit the keyboard and mistyping my e-mail to my boyfriend that I hate him and want to break up, I wouldn't want to screw up that message to make him think I still like him and ohh it's so hot I can't think, I'm all wet already... '.. then you just watch there and think 'she talking to me?' YES! TO YOU!!

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We live in a patriarchal society. That gives Lancer the advantage. He should use it and make them submit to his will!!!

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The way I see it, Lancer is stronger. nah.. bad joke.

Anyway, the way many women operate is that they want to give a clue that they think you take to your brains, process it fast and you have the idea that you came up with the solution to it. That's what they do when they want something. It's vital that you think it was your idea. It's a sneaky plan if you have your guard down. It's like the sex thing. You rarely hear you will get sex. But they already know if they will have sex with you because you will do it if they just let you. That means, they'll give you a hint of possibility of having sex, but not saying 'we might have sex'. OK, that's the hint you are supposed to process and think 'hey she might want to have sex', and you'll try harder to please her demands.

OK it's like this. If you friend (male) calls you up, he says 'hi dude, let's go out and have fun'. While female might go for the 'I feel lonely' or 'what are you doing?' in a boringly kind of sound. You are supposed to pick it up from there on and suggest. While males say what they want, females often suggests you to ask what they want, or even you to realize what they want and provide it.

They just operate differently. But they all have one thing in common... they want me.

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So I'm sitting here in the break room at work (they provide a comp w/ internet connection) and a couple of women are talking loudly about how bad men are... [blah blah blah]

And they're right

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Rape jokes?

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Bad! Bad, Agathon!

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Not just bad... evil!!
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'she talking to me?' YES! TO YOU


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What a ***** of a day. I'm home now and I wish I could open a bottle I have sitting here, but I have one more day to go before that cork gets pulled. Those ratbags in the break room were just one aspect of a bad day. I'm wet, cold to the bone and irked at my lazy co-"workers".

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If they suck, feel free to call them cow-orkers.

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Welcome to the Lowest Common Denominator

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COW-ORKERS!!! COW-ORKERS!!!

THEY SUCK!!!

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Vent your anger here... tell us all about it.

Better yet, write them a memo.

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"Welcome to the Lowest Common Denominator"

I work at an indian casino and I'm the bottom head on the totem poll, the one that's been beaten into the ground to hold the rest of the grinning idiots up.








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Lazy, shallow, vacant, stupid idiots.

...and that's a compliment.

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Yeah I saw your memo thread JT, read it at work. I think it caused the only smile I cracked all day.

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Btw, Lancer, that "Zkribbler" quote is originally from Ralph Waldo Emerson. You might want to give credit where credit is due.

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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Yeah that's really nice. Also he has as his avatar that guy on the crapper, which is very cool.

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"Thinker", by Auguste Rodin.

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You wanna know something sad?

Agathon uses AOL.

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Btw, why is that funny?

 
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