22-05-2005 22:42									#1
	Materialism Enter the AD-FREE zone

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his collegues. As he got out, a truck came along and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than five minutes before a policeman pulled up.
Before the police officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
"My God, don't you even realize that you left arm is missing?" said the police officer. "It got ripped off when the truck hit you!"
"Oh my God!," screamed the lawyer, "my Rolex!!"

Last edited by Paddy the Scot on 22-05-2005 at 22:52

	23-05-2005 01:44									#2
	Tired of ads?

Here in Germany it´s a joke about PORSCHE drivers...

	26-05-2005 19:46									#3
	Difficulty Levels Poll Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

pretty simple really

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	26-05-2005 19:51									#4
	Increase the size of your Attachments

I'm confused. Is there a poll?

	26-05-2005 19:51									#5
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

hehe made a mistake

it is out there though

	26-05-2005 20:45									#6
	Runoff Poll on the Japan civs Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

Please see Poll on the Japan civs for full details

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	29-05-2005 11:12									#7
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

not sure what this means

	03-06-2005 19:28									#8
	Poll it out Increase the size of your Attachments

lets vote

	03-06-2005 21:18									#9
	Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

Is this supposed to be multiple choice? I see radio buttons.

But, I'd go along

I'll vote when this is fixed or clarified.

Last edited by skrobism on 03-06-2005 at 22:42

	03-06-2005 22:17									#10
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

this be the pebbled garden

basically a place where my messed up posts have been sent

I believe you have already voted in this poll

	03-06-2005 22:30									#11
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I am so confused. Can I have a misplaced spam thread too? As opposed to my well placed spam thread?

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...threadid=134113

I will vote

	03-06-2005 22:47									#12
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

This must be a bug in the forum. How could a very uninteresting thread with about 10 posts have over 10,000 views?