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Pekka is offline Pekka
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Japher, it IS prolly too big for her to handle.. have to break her in gently first.. Don't want to make them future babies fall off of her unnoticed, dropping their little genius minds on the street head first..

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That's crap advice BC, all women are the same; confussing!

All women want is security, or at least a false sense of it. That's why they go for tough guys, rich guys, or good looking guys (because they think they are tough or rich)... Pekka has a tough enough mentality to convince this chick he's tough, and he's smart enough to trick her into thinking he'll be rich one day.

Playing women is like playing a violin; if you ain't stroking them you need to pluck them, else you just look like an idiot waving your bow around in the air.

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What are you talking Japher? I WILL be rich. I won't say I will be, I'm on my way already, executing my plan, and I'm on schedule too.

I don't have to play someone else. She knows who I am.

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maybe you're puting too much weight on something that may turn out to be nothing, or not. but if you dont call her you'll have a perfect relationship with her... in your mind!

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Yeah.. hey I'm ready to accept it doesn't work out. LIke said, I just want to know and get the shot. And that I will do so no worries.

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OK supercitizen

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I was in a panic just there.

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That's crap advice BC, all women are the same; confussing!


Quite agree

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All women want is security, or at least a false sense of it. That's why they go for tough guys, rich guys, or good looking guys (because they think they are tough or rich)... Pekka has a tough enough mentality to convince this chick he's tough, and he's smart enough to trick her into thinking he'll be rich one day.


That's good enough if all you want is a one night stand or maybe a week or two.

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Playing women is like playing a violin; if you ain't stroking them you need to pluck them, else you just look like an idiot waving your bow around in the air.


Certainly argreee - it's an art to keep a woman happy

Anyway, if you can't be yourself but has to act, to keep a woman, then what is life worth ?

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and the rest of you judgmental bastards, do you think an egomaniac such as myself enjoys to come here and say well I'm afraid to call this girl, look I haven't had the guts to do it in few years, ha-ha, look people, I'm impotent superman! lol lol.

No. I didn't come here to do that. But some of yous thought, hey let's start calling him a stupid man. Hey I bet in every issue, he is a wimp. This just reflects his way of doing things, and this also means .. what ever.

Everyone has weaknesses. This is mine. No, not girls, but this girl in particular. So, I'd appreciate it if you'd realize bashing is not working, it's counter productive. If you think a kick in the face will help the young man, you are wrong. I'm not that kind of a person who will be motivated like that.

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I agree, however, that calling her out of the blue and saying "I haven't stopped thinking about you, let get together" is a little strange.

Maybe if you pretend to be a flower deliver guy and deliver flowers to her place

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OK.. now that I have vented, I can say I feel good. I feel confident again. I will do it! I know I can, I show I'm the man!
Look, here I am, a strong specimen of the human species, maybe not even human, so strong he is. He's a work of art, a statue of some kind, a master piece. Even God would be shocked of the work he did 'What is this, a superhuman?'. Bigger than Harry Truman, has the world ever seen such a man. Look, bet on me, I'll show you, I'll give you victory, it's due, let me get this through your head, read this thread, a call ahead and I'm STILL the Judge Dredd. Look in awe, and go Ooooh, there's not a single flaw, I make everyone bleed who disagree, you can't hide you must flee. I'm the most beautiful, I'm the biggest, I'm the future, I'm the superstar, screw Cassius Clay, he can't stand in my way, hide from me and save your day, change your name and be ready, I'll take your fame and leave you in shame!

YEAH YEAH CUE THE MUSIC NOW!

*fanfare for Rocky



GET OUT OF MY WAY *****ES!

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I'm too good, I can't lose, I won't lose, I refuse to submit and go down tonight, it's my right to stand up and fight. I can't be tamed, I can't be blamed, it's MY game, it's MY day, it's MY TIME, the WORLD IS MINE, don't try to stop me it's MY time to shine. I'm too slick, I'm too fast, like it or not I'm here at last! I'm too cool, I'll make you look like a fool, you can't be me, you can't defeat me. I'm back and I'm not going anywhere, I won't play fair, no matter how much you swear you can't prepare against him, the GREAT master, the superhuman, the last hope of the mankind to achieve something greater than themselves. For him, the sky is the limit, for you, the limit is the sky.

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I believe all this to be true. It was, it is, and it will be. So sayeth the great FSC.

If there's anyone into making music, theme music in particular, I'd like to have my own them music, called the STUD LIFE. We can cue it everytime I roll.

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(Just make sure you get up tomorrow with this same feeling)

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He's on some kind of drugs now. Tomorrow he'll wake up regretful and feeling like a piece of sh!t.

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He's on some kind of drugs now. Tomorrow he'll wake up regretful and feeling like a piece of sh!t.


Yeah, and keep up doing nothing.

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Damn, Pekka. Maybe you need that Valium regardless of whether you call her or not.

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I don't need drugs. You need drugs. I'm strong, I'm work of art, I'm like I'm meant to be. You change your mind, you change how your body works, reacts and rots. I'm pure, I'm real, I'm original. You can't buy me. You can't drug me. You can't persuade me to do something I don't want to do, I can't be corrupted, I won't be, destruction will wait for those who try, show themselves, expose themselves, their ugly faces. They will perish in front of the pureness of me, the King of Continents.

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the supermarkets?

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Whatever you say Pek

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Wow. This poor girl.

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You should go pee in her yard.

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SuperCitizen totally pwned by girl.

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Well, since it is already way into tomorrow morning by now in Finland... Any news?

Oh, and this thread could do with a picture of this Wonder Woman...

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Advice: if you wait for the perfect moment, you'll be waiting forever. The perfect moment almost never comes, and it's (practically) impossible to manufacture. Call her out of the blue, tell her you wanted to talk because you had been thinking about her. Talk. Find out what she's like these days. Reminisce a bit, and make her laugh. See where it goes from there.

But do not, do not, do not wait for a "perfect moment". Big mistake.

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Better than, super runkata sessions!!!

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I woke up, and I'm STILL the KING OF CONTINENTS, stronger than cement, you better repent I'm coming to hit you with block of concrete, you can't retreat, action repeat everyone is going down it's STUD LIFE!

I'll make my call today, and I'll make all of you pay for what you did, said and tried, all of you will painfully die, burn in hell, while biker dudes have sex with your girls in motel, STUD LIFE, STUD LIFE!

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Good luck, Pekka! Though you don't really need it.

 
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