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The misunderstood ways of Tap Dancing Desolator Dave has lead to this international coalition. A peace keeping party to bring Music, Honor, & Love to the hearts of men everywhere. It is our goal to make this world a better place for all nations.

The Morporkians are already benefactors to this Three Nation Alliance. Do they not have peace and even a close relationship with the Blood Oath Horde? Of course they do.

Desolation Row refused to sing with its neighbors the Bards of Euphorica, and harassed the ways of the Blood Oath Horde. How could a nation that calls themselves Desolation Row want anything but the desolation of this peaceful continent? Babylon could not sit back when our friends called for our aide. This world should be free of desolators. There will be no seperate peace.

Let this world know that the Three Nation Alliance is Babylon, Blood Oath Horde, and Euphorica. Let this world know that the Three Nation Alliance is alive and strong. Let this be a place where the achievements, victories, and war dead of our alliance live on forever.

Everyone needs a little TNA!
Music, Honor, & Love to you all.

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Halls of Honor
(Where we lay our dead)

Babylon

In the Battle of Aquarius 1275BC at the hands of Desolation Row.
Horsemen Garibaldi, Ivanova, Sinclair, Sheridan

Blood Oath Horde
Euphorica
The Unknown Bard (Eu please send names so notice can be sent to the families)

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	01-07-2005 01:53									#3
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Halls of Wonder

Babylon
Blood Oath Horde
Statue of Zeus
Euphorica

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Halls of Science
(Scientific firsts)

Babylon
Monarchy
Blood Oath Horde
Euphorica

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Halls of Liberty
(Cities Liberated to the ways of Music, Honor, & Love)

Babylon
Blood Oath Horde
Euphorica

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	01-07-2005 03:17									#6
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The Blood Oath Horde hereby announce the arrival of General Bongo and Army Group East, within the lands of Desolation Row.



Grand Desolator Aqualung,

You have been presented with the option of surrender. Honour was yours, peace and happiness could have been with your people for many generations. You have chosen another path.

May the souls of those that perish in the coming years remain with you for eternity.

Think hard Lord Aqua, for the Bell Tolls...

and Angus Young and Bon Scot ride with the Horde.

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	01-07-2005 03:52									#7
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You moved the stack direction 2?

quote: Originally posted by Paddy the Scot The Blood Oath Horde hereby announce the arrival of General Bongo and Army Group East, within the lands of Desolation Row.

	01-07-2005 04:01									#8
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We entered your lands... so 2 or 3...

	01-07-2005 04:54									#9
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This isn't exactly what I had in mind, but it's funny.

I mean.

Take that DR!

	01-07-2005 07:01									#11
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oh sorry Lord Skrobism, not meanning to sully your thread...
Horde were un sure where to post our entering DR lands, then you opened this wonderful TNA thread

seemed like - perrrrrfect

	01-07-2005 08:54									#12
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All Hail Babylon! All Hail Euphorica!

Honour! Music! Love!

Death to Desolation!

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Yes, I had not posted to this thread as it looked to be a directory type thing, but seeing as paddy soiled it first

you DID move 2, I am almost beside myself with Glee

	01-07-2005 13:24									#14
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Who was that misguided General?

I must say, despite your lies and meaningless drivel, you don't mind giving us a sporting chance in battle

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Three Nation Alliance - Nice!!!

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quote: Originally posted by skrobism The misunderstood ways of Tap Dancing Desolator Dave has lead to this international coalition.

Just one small point of order.....the so-called TNA was clearly in place long before Dave was even born

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Some teams may have backed the claims of other teams early on in the game, yet the lack of your discretion in the use of units under your control has led many to a route that exceedingly brings forth the matter that the word Oblivion will be branded upon the footnote that your nation willl fill when the Gods of Babylon desend from the Heavens to walk this wonderland and live among the people that be their own. Nice!!!

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Wow, four lines with a single sentence... planet

The temples at Babylon and many other metropolis burn incense like firewood to honour the dead warriors that have fallen so far.

Glory to the TNA! Peace to this world! Hegemony to Babylon!

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No harm done Paddy and Moonbars.

I was thinking this would be a place to announce the glories of TNA.

I still need the names of those Barbs.

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Thank you Skrob

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Halls of Honor updated. May they ride forever in glory!

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quote: Originally posted by skrobism Halls of Honor (Where we lay our dead) Babylon In the Battle of Aquarius 1275BC at the hands of Desolation Row. Horsemen Garibaldi, Ivanova, Sinclair, Sheridan

For the benefit of the rest of the world, allow me to elaborate on their heroism:

5 (yes, that's five) Horsemen from Babylon approached the walled city of Aquarius in what can only be described as a desperately optimistic gesture. Garibaldi and Ivanova were killed instantly by the tar that rained down upon them from the ramparts. Sinclair and Sheridan were captured and summarily decapitated by our scimitars, while the fifth Horseman was allowed to limp away with blood dripping from his wounds to tell his tale of woe to his masters. Any respectable General would execute him for his cowardice.

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Thank you Aqualung71. You are an honorable victor in this battle. I will retract my statements in the Battle report thread.

I see that the goals of TNA are starting to take hold.

Everyone needs a little TNA!
Music, Honor, & Love to you all.

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* in the shadows of the night a man is seen splashing the walls of these halls with a liquid.

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quote: Originally posted by skrobism * in the shadows of the night a man is seen splashing the walls of these halls with a liquid....

.....until all of a sudden a strong hand clasps him on the shoulder, and.....

CENTURION: What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?

BRIAN: It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.

CENTURION: No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!

BRIAN: Aah!

CENTURION: Come on!

BRIAN: 'R-- Romanus'?

CENTURION: Goes like...?

BRIAN: 'Annus'?

CENTURION: Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?

BRIAN: Eh. 'Anni'?

CENTURION: 'Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?

BRIAN: 'Go'. Let--

CENTURION: Conjugate the verb 'to go'.

BRIAN: Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.

CENTURION: So 'eunt' is...?

BRIAN: Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.

CENTURION: But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?

BRIAN: The... imperative!

CENTURION: Which is...?

BRIAN: Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'!

CENTURION: How many Romans?

BRIAN: Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'.

CENTURION: 'Ite'.

BRIAN: Ah. Eh.

CENTURION: 'Domus'?

BRIAN: Eh.

CENTURION: Nominative?

BRIAN: Oh.

CENTURION: 'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?

BRIAN: Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah!

CENTURION: Except that 'domus' takes the...?

BRIAN: The locative, sir!

CENTURION: Which is...?!

BRIAN: 'Domum'.

CENTURION: 'Domum'.

BRIAN: Aaah! Ah.

CENTURION: 'Um'. Understand?

BRIAN: Yes, sir.

CENTURION: Now, write it out a hundred times.

BRIAN: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.

CENTURION: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

BRIAN: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir! Oh. Mmm!

	13-07-2005 13:01									#26
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so, the sentence should have been

Romani ite domum!

?

nice lecture in Latin

	13-07-2005 13:34									#27
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Gotta love "Live of Brian"

Anyway, letīs not turn this into a SPAM thread (well, at least not too obviously)

	13-07-2005 17:37									#28
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funny

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why not? the three alliance is already over

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* In the shadows of the night this mysterious man lights a match. He looks at its flame thoughtfully, lights his cigarette, and takes up his mop and continues to scrub the floors of these halls.