04-07-2005 21:23									#1
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Breaking news eh?

We are having a bit of a fighting words exchange after Berlusconi the Mafioso said out of the blue he won the what ever department of food to Italy from us, because supposedly he used playboy tactics with president Halonen. He didn't forget to mention that Finnish food sucks and he'd never want to eat it again.

This caused an uproar in here, because why woudl you go insulting us like that for no reason at all? Now I couldn't care less about what he said in a way, since I don't think our food is the greatest in the world, but it's not bad, and to say those kinds of things is a direct insult, so throwing an insult I care, about what he actually said, nto so much.

Well, Italy apologized and said they are ashamed of Berlusconi the known criminal. We accepted it, and basically acknowledge he's stupid and we are all ashamed of him, us and Italians. No harm done.

NOW, like few days after that, Chirac, the frog leg sucker, says to Schroeder and Putin in their little meeting of 3 stooges that British food sucks and only Finnish food is worse. And it was very funny of course. They fondled each other nipples and had a good time. Now THAT was TOTALLY unnecessary, and totally insulting OUT of the blue again. That was meant as an insult joke, as an insult to us, what the **** does the bold no hair having frog leg sucking communist west hating cheese eating surrender monkey think? ONCE again The powerhouses of EU shows their true colour, which is nothing but resent and racism, to boast their own egoistic elitism.

Chirac.. I won't hunt you down, but if we ever meet at a street, I'm knocking you out. Too bad it's not prison offense in here lol lol omg! You're out!

	04-07-2005 21:26									#2
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Chirac would pwn you.

	04-07-2005 21:29									#3
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I mean why would you just say that, knowing it won't be taken very good? Yeah I know French are nto saying this, it's Chirac. I know French food is famous and I rate it high too. I don't rate our food that high, but our food is good too. It's not like you're going to find some weird exotic things, it's just like most other cuisines in western world. So what gives?

In short, he's an idiot. All the French people in the world, you need to take him out of his power and install some actually good guy in there. And no it doesn't mean Villepin is a good guy, he's an idiot too. Why do you have idiots? Everyone has idiots, but you have stupid idiots, why is that?

	04-07-2005 21:30									#4
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Ludd, possible.. not likely but possible.. his big shiny forehead would distract me first when the light would hit it in the right angle, blinding me momentarily, and that's when he would start his arrogancy and I would simply get frustrated with his stupid words and pop a vain in my brain and have some kind of brain attack.

	04-07-2005 21:32									#5
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Pekka, THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU for this thread

I wanted YOU to be the Finn to lead the charge on Chirac on that, and nobody else

	04-07-2005 21:34									#6
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The mods should now merge this thread with that one, and the joy will be complete

	04-07-2005 21:41									#7
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Bah, what do Finns eat anyway? Pineapples and reindeer poo. Everybody knows this. That's by the way the reason, why the Finnish army is invincible. Imagine two armies entrenched for months vis a vis in a wintry forest. As we know, winter is the only season that exists in Finland. One army would do their best to bring conventional food to the troops through the wilderness and four meters high snow drifts, and of course horribly fail. The other would eat what mother nature gives them. There's enough reindeer poo and pineapples for all even in the deepest forest.

What does not kill us, makes us harder! Finland!

	04-07-2005 21:42									#8
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Yeah I'm charging Chirac because he's stupid. I'm not charging French, because there's no reason for it.

And can you just begin to understand the level of his stupidity, when he jokes about British food, he doesn't only stop there, he needs to just insult one other country, it's like special combo bonus.. 'everyone can bugger off' combined with 'shadow' that unfortunately failed and only the 'everyoen can bugger off' succeeded.

It's not that the joke wouldn't be funny. If you told it to me, I'd prolly have a good laugh. But when Chirac tells it to 2 stooges, it suddenly becomes not-funny. He should have more respect than that. I would have more respect for everyone else if I was in that position. That's just common sense. To not do that is stupid, and that's why it's taken as an insult rather than fun joke.

Imagine if Bush said that. He is quoted for similar stupidities, but even he hasn't said things of THAT magnitude, as in insulting while being stupid. You tell me what would happen if Bush would say UK never gave us anything agriculturally except mad cow decease? DAMN!!!

	04-07-2005 22:04									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka That was meant as an insult joke, as an insult to us, what the **** does the bold no hair having frog leg sucking communist west hating cheese eating surrender monkey think? ONCE again The powerhouses of EU shows their true colour, which is nothing but resent and racism, to boast their own egoistic elitism.

QFIrony.

	04-07-2005 22:49									#10
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Berlusconi rocks!!!

That statement of his about Halonen was brilliant

Finns without sense of humor

	04-07-2005 22:53									#11
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I think I'll make it my line... when I say that something is bad... like, "this movie sucked", I'll couple it with "... and the only thing worse is Finnish food! BUAHAHAHA"

"This thread is spam .... and the only thing worse is Finnish food!"

Hm, it's not that funny actually but since I already wrote this post, I'm not gonna delete it now.

	04-07-2005 23:00									#12
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No, obviously you didn't get my point: Like I said, if you say it to me, I'll prolly laugh. When some head of a state says it to 2 other stooges and then it's very funny, it's an insult. There's a difference.

If I tell a nazi joke in here, it can be funny. It can be insensitive, but it can be funny also. When head of a state tells one to another, then it's a huge insult. It's not funny at all anymore.

If the Pope says the only good thing that came from France is frog legs, do you think it would be very funny? As an objective joke, sure, from the Pope's mouth? Absolutely not.

Theben, it's not ironic, since I'm not a politician or hold any power when it comes to what I say has some kind consequences in the relations of countries.

edit: and stop calling me on brilliancy, it takes away from the obvious.. just let it be dude. Stop messing with the art!

	04-07-2005 23:09									#13
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Chirac is an ******* I agree with that, but Berlusconi is just precious

	04-07-2005 23:12									#14
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Well, well, surfing a bit, trying to find a 1x1 meter poster of Tarja Halonen to print and put on my wall, I find THIS



She supports terrorism!

	04-07-2005 23:16									#15
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Arafat: "now, about that spent fuel from your nuclear power plants... my client is impatient.."
Halonen: "deal's a deal, don't worry..."

	04-07-2005 23:16									#16
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Vet, when did she meet Arafat? Can't remember that one... I guess she did. THEN AGAIN DON'T FORGE THE PIC WITH RUMSFELD AND SADDAM! This is from the .. 70s! When Arafat was a cool.. no wait.. uhh.. this was from 80s.. no .. wait.. Finntine? Palesland? What ever, we need it. I think.. we need to be able to handle dunes and open warfare in ruined cities, so I think our soldier exchange program is justified.

Now. Berlusconi .. I have to admit, he has something that I can't put my finger on but it's something that makes me think he is precious, yes. Chirac, I could kick his face in.. Berlusconi? We'd go to a strip club.. the nastiest one .

	04-07-2005 23:26									#17
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"People are offended by your comments on mad cow decease, people have lost their lives..?"

"Please little miss, I only talked about rosbifs(spelling?). Look, they have bad teeth and monty python is not even funny. The only mistake mad cow made was not arrange a meeting with Tony. Next?"

"Don't you think that's disrespectful?"

"Bugger off.. no wait.. where are you from? You look like a polack to me. What are you doing in? WHO LET THIS CABBAGE EATING SMELLY MAN IN? Ha-ha, you are worse than rosbifs, you eat cabbage and you are not even European".

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

"Oh shut up. Hey it's a good day let's continue, please"

"Have you ever tasted Finnish food?"

"Next?"

"I have the same question"

"Listen, if you ask one more question about the food of mongoloids, I'm going to deport you back to Algeria and have you beaten down with batons like the dirty animal you are.. next?"

"have you no limits to your arrogancy, sir?"

"A very good question. No. Next?"

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	05-07-2005 04:25									#19
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You should cherish Chirac while he lasts. Who will be able to make more blunders than him when he's gone? Not even Bush manages to be that arrogant or look that stupid.

	05-07-2005 04:28									#20
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You guys aren't seriously upset because someone said that your cultural food sucks are you? People have a right to their taste.

	05-07-2005 04:30									#21
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Indeed, Chirac's style will soon belong to the past. Soon, our presidents will be actual politicians who think before they speak, and who won't be nearly as incompetent as him

Fortunately, the Italians will continue to provide us with endless entertainment

	05-07-2005 04:34									#22
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	05-07-2005 04:35									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Kidicious You guys aren't seriously upset because someone said that your cultural food sucks are you? People have a right to their taste.

This is Finland we're talking about. Except the Swedes, and occasionally the Russians, nobody abroad ever mentions Finland. Whenever Finland is mentioned by a foreigner, it makes a big impression to them (just look at our very own "evil evil Finland" thread).

In the rare occurences where foreign countries think of Finland, it's generally positive. But thiss time, it's negative. You bet the Finns don't enjoy the fact that, on the yearly 15 minutes where they're being mentioned by the foreign press, so many minutes are spent on a negative comment about them

More seriously, this is fricking arrogant from Chirac. The only country you should openly laugh at is Britain (and maybe the US). The Rosbifs are used to it, and they know how to respond in kind All other countries don't have the same history with us, and they're a nono

	05-07-2005 04:38									#24
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I guess it's hard to be Finnish.

	05-07-2005 04:53									#25
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Kid, you don't want to be insulted when it's uncalled for. There was no reason to it. That's all there is to it. Why would you make such jokes, when there's no reason to it? A common man makes such jokes, and that's cool. A bit of nasty jokes never hurt anyone. But not from a man of this caliber on his time of working hours when entertaining other stooges.

And certianly not in a time when Berlusconi got called for it, and it caused an uproar, so, why would you show bad taste by continuing with it? That's just stupid. And when the joke is aimed at our arch enemy, who gets a laugh out of it, it's declaring a super nuclear war. It only shows what he really thinks about the EU members, excluding Germany and possibly Belgium. When it repeats itself, the odds for coincidence diminishes. I'd say the coincidence factor is about slim to none right now.

It's not that Finnish good sucks or doesn't suck. That's not the point. You will never hear such statements made by our leaders. Why? Because they have more respect than that. And when you give respect, you kind of expect it back, and when that trust is broken, you kind of tend to be insulted. Yet, you won't see fire returned, because they have more class.

	05-07-2005 05:14									#26
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And the lack of return fire is exactly why Chirac will insult you again and again. You need to publish pictures of his mistress and say if he were the ruler of a REAL country he would certainly have a better looking mistress than that.

	05-07-2005 05:22									#27
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Return fire and lose class? Absolutely not. IF someone wants to be stupid, the best thing to do is let him be stupid alone. That way the stupidness of the person only amplifies itself.

	05-07-2005 05:25									#28
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quote: Originally posted by pchang And the lack of return fire is exactly why Chirac will insult you again and again. You need to publish pictures of his mistress and say if he were the ruler of a REAL country he would certainly have a better looking mistress than that.

Naked pictures of his mistress

	05-07-2005 05:26									#29
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What do you mean HIS?

omg, now the gay mafia is after me

	05-07-2005 05:27									#30
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quote: What do you mean HIS?

Last time I checked, Chirac was male.