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Dis is offline Dis
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and this upcoming movie has the greatest line of any summer move this year. Or maybe I'm the only one who thinks so. I was the only one laughing during the previews when this line was said. I couldn't stop laughing.

Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke saying:
"I think something bounced up into my undercarriage"

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I turned off the video after a few seconds. Half naked women don't interest me.


What about if the naked half is the half that's usually not naked?

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actually, though she doesn't know it, i think the purpose of those boots is laying beside my bed while she's naked in it...


Really? I'd kind of prefer she wear them (and just them). Whaddaya think "knocking boots" means?

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ajbera: the operative point in that sentence was her being in my bed if she wants to wear the boots, by god, she can wear the boots.

Dis: i made no comment on her intellectual capacity; i only responded to the comment that she "looked like a dunce." Which calls in to question either your intellectual capacity, or your ability to read

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The only thing notable about that video was the car wash scene. It does help it you turn the sound off when watching. Oh, and forward to near the end. The rest is crap.

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eh. she's so fake and artificial... it ruins my appreciation for her.

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artificial? no silicone, no plastic surgery, nothing...maybe a little bleach, but...she is naturally hot dood

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I wouldn't date her, but I would definitely **** her. Not sure if those breasts are real, though.

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they are god given...i know it defies the laws of physics, but it's still true

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i'm skeptical.

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Some women have been touched by the grace of God. But, sorry, I can't just take your word for it. I'll have to find out myself

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close inspection of the video should be proof enough. silicon just doesn't bounce quit like that :O

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Coming from a woman, I say she aint fugly but The hole in her chin needs to be filled in I guess im not fond of chin dimples on men or women . and she is in no way in comparission to the real daisy duke.

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Yeah I wouldn't picked her for Daisy Duke either. I was dissapointed when I found out it was her playing that role.

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Daisy Duke needs to be sweeter and a brunette

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Am I the only one who finds this video sacrilegious? Simpson completely defiles the greatness of Nancy Sinatra's song and turns a powerful anthem into an insipid jingle. I mean, I've heard good covers of These Boots are Made for Walking -- KMFDM, Operation Ivy, etc. This one is awful. It makes my ears hurt.

I saw it a while back on TorrentSpy. Here's what I wrote about it in my blog:
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2. Uh, I grabbed Jessica Simpson's These Boots are Made for Walking video off the torrentspy.com RSS feed because I like the original Nancy Sinatra song. UGH! Must. Wash. Brain. Out. Too. Horrible. To. Contemplate. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.


Yeah, yeah. Bite me.

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Nancy Sinatra is way overrated by you.

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jessica simpson.
this travesty to the song
this travesty to the original show
texas

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/07/1...s_original.html

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She looks hideous in that music video.

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What about if the naked half is the half that's usually not naked?


that's more like it.

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artificial? no silicone, no plastic surgery, nothing...maybe a little bleach, but...she is naturally hot dood


are you serious? I always assumed she had a boob job. Nature just doesn't make tits that nice naturally (at least not on a thin girl like that)

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Am I the only one who finds this video sacrilegious? Simpson completely defiles the greatness of Nancy Sinatra's song and turns a powerful anthem into an insipid jingle. I mean, I've heard good covers of These Boots are Made for Walking -- KMFDM, Operation Ivy, etc. This one is awful. It makes my ears hurt.

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2. Uh, I grabbed Jessica Simpson's These Boots are Made for Walking video off the torrentspy.com RSS feed because I like the original Nancy Sinatra song. UGH! Must. Wash. Brain. Out. Too. Horrible. To. Contemplate. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.


Yeah, yeah. Bite me.


try Megadeth's version. That's my favourite version.

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you'll be surprised.

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Dis, i know i know. it's unusual, but those are au naturalle

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I'm sure they are. I still don't find her attractive. Something about the sheer vapidness of her personality...

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now now, boys and boys, we weren't talking about her personality, were we? Personally, as long as I haven't met her face to face, and haven't spent some time with her, I don't think I can judge her personality.

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az i like people who don't judge things they don't really know anything about

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but we do know about her personality from that reality show. whatever that was called.

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dis, if you watched that ... secondly, believe it or not, they do something on reality TV shows called editing they can make people look anyway they want....

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are you serious? I always assumed she had a boob job. Nature just doesn't make tits that nice naturally (at least not on a thin girl like that)


It happens. Some girls have been touched by divine grace: big, round breasts without the ass being too big. Some east european pornstars are beautiful and have truly amazing bodies.

Hungarian girls

Czech girls

Ukrainian girls

 
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