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Okay, I just saw the "These boots are made for walking" video from the Dukes of Hazard Soundtrack by jessica simpson. As far as physical specimens go, she's pretty much idealic. and the part where she was washing the general lee in that pink bikini... i really think it made my eyes go cross for a second. God blessed Texas with some incredible girls

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link: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2674849?htv=12
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I'd definetly hit it

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Someone call the cops, she's committed musical murder.
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she was singing??? hmmm....i didn't notice.
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No, more like stealing Shakira's "Whenever, Wherever" dirty-slut schtick...

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And what the bloody hell was Willie Nelson doing in there?



...besides ogling Jessica.
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Sometimes I think whether you actually secretly crave her, but go out of your way to prove to everyone that you are really gay.
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Drose: he's uncle jessie in the movie
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Sometimes I think whether you actually secretly crave her, but go out of your way to prove to everyone that you are really gay.

It's my theory that at least half of 'Poly gays are actually closeted bis.
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You can have Jessica, I'll take Dic.. er... Nick.
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She's pretty, but those boots are not made for walking.
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Drose: he's uncle jessie in the movie


Oh good God, that makes his ogling her worse...

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She's pretty, but those boots are not made for walking.


No, they're made for prancing about and throwing a mean right hook.

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actually, though she doesn't know it, i think the purpose of those boots is laying beside my bed while she's naked in it...
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I turned off the video after a few seconds. Half naked women don't interest me.

Plus the music sucked. For a good version of boots, listen to Megadeth's version.

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Oh good God, that makes his ogling her worse...


not in the state of Georgia.
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I turned off the video after a few seconds. Half naked women don't interest me.
Diss, signs are, you're turning gay.
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and what does this have to do with texas? Is Jessica from Texas? I wouldn't be proud of that. Isn't she the girl who doesn't know what Buffalo wings are and Tuna.
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What the hell are Buffalo wings, anyway?
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Just guessing: Chicken wings cooked Buffalo, New York-style, kinda like Chicago-style pizza or Philly(delphia) cheesesteaks?
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chicken wings. I think the city of Buffalo invented them or something.

well technically chickens invented them. But Buffalo came up with the hot sauce to put on them.
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People who lust after her are closet queers anyway.
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Just guessing: Chicken wings cooked Buffalo, New York-style, kinda like Chicago-style pizza or Philly(delphia) cheesesteaks?


just for verification I did look it up.

Anchor Bar in Buffalo was the first to deep fry them in hot sauce and serve them.
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chicken wings. I think the city of Buffalo invented them or something.

well technically chickens invented them. But Buffalo came up with the hot sauce to put on them.

Ms Simpson's lack of knowledge of such pointless terminological abtrusity gives me the first respect for her intellectual powers I've ever had.

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Yes, she's from texas...and if not knowing what chicken of the sea is constitutes her greatest fault, i wish every woman was like her...
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I don't really know anything about her, but she sure looks like a total dunce.
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i wish we had more girls that looked so "duncey"

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so you are saying you are intimidated by intelligent women and prefer them to be stupid?

 
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