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OzzyKP is offline OzzyKP
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It happens. Some girls have been touched by divine grace: big, round breasts without the ass being too big. Some east european pornstars are beautiful and have truly amazing bodies.

Hungarian girls

Czech girls

Ukrainian girls


Hungarians

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are you serious? I always assumed she had a boob job. Nature just doesn't make tits that nice naturally (at least not on a thin girl like that)


The miracle of Bras, my friend.

And the girl I will hopefully soon be banging, she has a large D cup and is thin.

...of course, she's also Mexican, which I think might help...

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Am I the only one who finds this video sacrilegious? Simpson completely defiles the greatness of Nancy Sinatra's song and turns a powerful anthem into an insipid jingle. I mean, I've heard good covers of These Boots are Made for Walking -- KMFDM, Operation Ivy, etc. This one is awful. It makes my ears hurt.

That's why you should turn off the sound before watching.

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now now, boys and boys, we weren't talking about her personality, were we? Personally, as long as I haven't met her face to face, and haven't spent some time with her, I don't think I can judge her personality.

She did think that a minister of the interior was respnsible for interior decoration, which, let's say, does not suggest an intellecual bent of mind.

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Nancy Sinatra is way overrated by you.


Hers was x100 better than this crap.

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Hers was x100 better than this crap.

100 times zero is still zero.

Actually, Sinatra's version is OK. This, considered as music, makes Spice Girls listenable by comparison.

Again, turn off the damned sound!

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The girls south of Texas are betters anyway.

Give me Salma over Jessica any day.

Better yet, give me both

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Both

But seriously, both Salma and Jessica have awesome bodies, but their faces are not perfect. They are great, yes, but not world-class/glass-breaking, if you know what I mean.

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dis, if you watched that ... secondly, believe it or not, they do something on reality TV shows called editing they can make people look anyway they want....


no, I have never watched a reality show in my life. I take that back, I did try watching a local version of survivor (out in the desert outside Las Vegas)- it was horrible. I never actually watched the orginal survivor, however.

but you hear things. such as buffalow wings, and chicken of the sea.

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I bet if you smacked Jessica Simpson in the head, you'd just hear a hollow knock. The woman thinks Buffalo Wings came from a BUFFALO! And that chicken of the sea is literal!

Egads! I like my women with a bit of brains... Britney is smarter than this empty skull!

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okay okay, i hate to admit it, but my sister says a lot of stupid things too, usually because she talks before thinking. but then again, in august she is going to graduate from Baylor with a degree in poly sci, and from University of North Texas with a psychology degree (yes, both), and magna *** laude at both....

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I say a lot of stupid things too. Though mostly I say those intentionally. But I often speak without thinking. And I have never thought Buffalo wings come from Buffalo (the animal)

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Again, I won't pass judgement until I actually spend time with her.

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I would like to spend time with her as well...

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ahahahah [over protective big brither]hey STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER[/OPBB]

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Dis, you also have no idea what it is to grow up in a small town, sheltered from things like buffalo wings

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Heh heh... Kaak said ***

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I have a shameful admission. I really don't know who Jessica Simpson is. But I feel we cannot have a proper discussion in this thread without some visual exhibits. So excuse me if these pictures aren't of the right girl.





she looks a little thing here:


this picture is good for the gay guys too. Who wouldn't want to have sex with all these young studs?

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these have to be fake:





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[Aerosmith]
Dude looks like a lady...
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quote:

this picture is good for the gay guys too. Who wouldn't want to have sex with all these young studs?


Quoted for TRUTH!

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http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/February/jessica.simpson.crop.blender.jpg


Nope, I don't think these are fake. Actually, I think I saw a similar pair not that long ago. She's a C, AFAICS.

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I like that wet pic the more I look at it.

that will be my new avatar.

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Dis, clearly you need more experience with fake boobs. I'd also like to point out that if any of you nay sayers ever had a girl that looked anywhere near that good ask you to take her to bed....you'd jizz in your pants before you got them off.

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I don't jizz that easily. another advantage of circumcision.

and I don't need more experience with fake boobs. I've had too much of that at strip clubs. I need more experience with real boobs.

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o....hmmm...i just don't really know what to say about that

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She is, to the best of my knowledge, 100% natural. They're real, and they're spectacular.

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Being a nurse have helped drs put fake ones in you can see the lines where the implants are.Hers are real, there is no noticable circumfrence of the implant. If you look at one of the pics posted you will notice the sagging of both boobs.
I must add I have to be out of my mind if im discussing this womans boobs with a bunch of guys

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Originally posted by Kaak I'd also like to point out that if any of you nay sayers ever had a girl that looked anywhere near that good ask you to take her to bed....you'd jizz in your pants before you got them off.

Which is pretty academic, considering it will never happen.

What you need to realize is that "sexy" and "airheaded" aren't mutually exclusive.

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Nope, opinion of Texas hasn't improved any.

 
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