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Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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And the French et al can calm down. Greenland hasn't been part of the EU since 1985.




I'm sure they'd LOVE being in the EU though. Think of the agrisubsidies they'd get!
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They were from 1973-85, but decided to bail out after a membership referendum was held. They retain the favourable export conditions to the EU and other perks though.

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Stoopid American, that's the Netherlands!

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There are better way to kill Danes than nuking them, yaknow?
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If there was still a hockey lockout, the Canadians could just send a division of NHL goons to pwn the Danish army.
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Stoopid American, that's the Netherlands!


And Denmark. And a bit of Sweden and Norway.
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There are better way to kill Danes than nuking them, yaknow?


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Winston is offline Winston
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And Denmark. And a bit of Sweden and Norway.


Yeah, well it was still worth a try.

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It takes more than a nuke to stop a Dane on a rampage.
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Yeah, two nukes.
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Yeah, well it was still worth a try.


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Has Canada started calling danishes "freedom pastries" yet?
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Yeah, two nukes.
There's some five million Danes. They'll have ripped you to pieces long before you've built the ten million nukes you'd need to stop them.
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Those two nukes can hit a lot of danes at once.
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But they've only got the force to kill one.
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No no no... it's just that most of the force is directed away from any individual dane.
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No no no... it's just that most of the force is directed away from any individual dane.
Then they won't kill any Danes.
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This is as stupid as that rock that Britain is arguing with someone else over. They sent a bunch of soldiers to camp on it and they had a miserable time, since there is barely room for an outside lavatory on it.
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Has Canada started calling danishes "freedom pastries"


Why would we? We aren't America. We call them patisseries de liberte.

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This is as stupid as that rock that Britain is arguing with someone else over. They sent a bunch of soldiers to camp on it and they had a miserable time, since there is barely room for an outside lavatory on it.


If it's Rockall you're thinking of, that's also ours!
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Brits don't need a bathroom! They'll just pretend they are drunk and piss all over themselves

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Why you guys fighting over a piece of crap land anyway?

That's like fist fighting to decide which Richard Simmons video everyone wants to watch.
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And in the case of Canada, insecurity over claims to Arctic sovereignty.
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Shipping? What shipping lines go up there?
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Lots of ice
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There is speculation that receding ice will open the NW Passage to shipping over the top of North America.

The Canadian Government is understandably concerned that we should be able to exert some control over safety and environmental regulations when tankers start using the route.
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Why you guys fighting over a piece of crap land anyway?

That's like fist fighting to decide which Richard Simmons video everyone wants to watch.


IIRC the maritime boundary is not resolved so ownership of this rock could have a big influence on where the maritime boudary goes.

I personally won't be wasting any more time on the issue as the rock is so clearly canadian
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A pointless conflict over a useless island?? Is anyone else thinking of Terry Prachett's Jingo??

This would make a great Peter Sellers movie . . . .if he wasn't dead.
 
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