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Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui

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The Potterverse
Jan 1970
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Why would we? We aren't America. We call them patisseries de liberte.


You aren't Frenchies either .

Pyrodrew is offline Pyrodrew
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Dec 2000
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Ô Canada ! Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux !
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix;
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur de foi trempée
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits;
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.


I see "Car ton bras", maybe they're referring to this...

This article is about the horrors of a mermaid with breasts in the US, but also mentions...
quote:
An artist is expected to begin installing a sculpture called Goddess of the North along a major highway in England this year. When completed, she'll have 100-foot-tall breasts that can be seen from passing passenger jets. And Cleopatra's gleaming, iconic decolletage is considered a tourist attraction at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas — tapped for luck by frat boy and hardened gambler alike.


She'll distract any terrorists in England too.

Both the mermaid and woman with 100-foot-tall breasts will give unrealistic body images for women to obtain... so that's good too.

quote:
Why, even the somber, ceremonial Great Hall in the Department of Justice is adorned with the curvy, nude torso of the Spirit of Justice — a statue that stands with her hands raised behind the podium where press conferences are held.


Justice is sexy.

quote:
In 2002, then-Attorney General John Ashcroft paid $8,000 to cover her semi-nude figure, fearing she would show up in photos behind him.


If only someone could have paid $8,000 to cover Ashcroft fearing he would show up in photos in front of her.


On Topic: There is an easier way for the Danes and Canadians to settle this... war. If Canada loses we can liberate them for oilfreedom. If Canada wins we can liberate them for oilfreedom.

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Aug 2001
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On Topic: There is an easier way for the Danes and Canadians to settle this... war. If Canada loses we can liberate them for oilfreedom. If Canada wins we can liberate them for oilfreedom.


You know what I gotta like about some Americans? Singlemindedness. You set that goal and then you just go get it.

Incidently, Canada is located just to your south. Get a map and find that jungle place labelled B-R-A-Z-I-L, that's us. Don't let tales of heat fool you. There's lot of snow and ice. If you don't find it at first, just keep looking. We have a plan to hide the snow and ice from you in case of invasion, so don't be fooled.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
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  Old Post 25-07-2005 09:50
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Like we would kill Brazilians for mistaken reasons. What are we, English?

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Aug 2001
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Whatever they can do, you can do better.

Winston is offline Winston
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Mar 1999
time: 06:37
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According to Danish newspapers, the Danish government is issuing a protest, a so-called verbal note, over the Canadian defense minister's visit.

Ambassador Peter Taksøe-Jensen, chief of judicial affairs, Danish foreign ministry, says the protest will label the visit "deplorable", and voice "regret" that the intended visit was not communicated to Danish authorities beforehand.

Further, the note will "remind" the Canadian government that the island is a part of Greenland, and "recommend" that an amicable, bilateral understanding be reached concerning the dispute.

(Those were my translations, as the story is in Danish, might read slightly different in the actual note.)

In other words, "cease your intolerable border transgressions immediately you bloody fool, or declare war!"

Koyaanisqatsi is offline Koyaanisqatsi
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May 1999
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  Old Post 25-07-2005 17:46
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Just what the world needs, another place to send peacekeepers...

Tattila the Hun is offline Tattila the Hun
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Oct 2002
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  Old Post 25-07-2005 17:58
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Yeah, but we would not need to send that many.

Why don't they just sign a ROP?

Agathon is offline Agathon
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Dec 2002
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Check out this site I found when Googling for "National Geographic boobs":

http://www.pervscan.com/



Top Stories:

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KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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May 2001
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I love pointless international disputes.

Try sending another boatload of your pansy soldiers to the island, Denmark.

We've got a squadron of CF-18s ready to go. It'll make an interesting matchup...not.

Ninot is offline Ninot
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Nov 2001
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I say we settle this with a dance-off!

Whichever country it is that has the best dancers wins!

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Jun 2000
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Year 2066.
Canadian plans of world domination finally revealed

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Winston is offline Winston
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Mar 1999
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Heresson, you're a goddamned genius. Pardon my Canadian.

You should start publishing those frogs somehow.

molly bloom is offline molly bloom
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Oct 2001
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Denmark will excite untold numbers of Canadians to death with Hammershoi paintings and Nielsen's music transcribed for Inuit soapstone vibraphones.


http://www.hamburger-kunsthalle.de/...ammershoi2.html


Canada will strike back with the singing ringing tones of Anne Murray and Ashley MacIsaac's golden showers.


The U.S. will intervene with a judicious bombing of St Pierre et Miquelon with supplies of past their sell by date July 4th comestibles and M. C. Hammer sermons on c.d. .

France, outraged, will reply with a volley of Johnny Hallyday super pop hits, and dvds of Chateauvallon.


Tony Blair will look concerned, stare out of one eye, and appear grave but statesmanlike.

Berlusconi will plead parliamentary immunity for his involvement in Greenland money laundering and fermented shark meat smuggling.


And everyone will blame the Universal Spider de nos jours- the Belgian Prime Minister.

Winston is offline Winston
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Dec 2000
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  Old Post 25-07-2005 22:39
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Good.

As soon as the Danes kick Canadia's ass, the EU will suddenly grow much larger, and we'll have oil


(cough) British North Sea (cough)

Agathon is offline Agathon
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Dec 2002
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Hey! No dissing Nielsen!

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Heresson, you're a goddamned genius. Pardon my Canadian.

Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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Denmark will excite untold numbers of Canadians to death with Hammershoi paintings and Nielsen's music transcribed for Inuit soapstone vibraphones.


http://www.hamburger-kunsthalle.de/...ammershoi2.html


Canada will strike back with the singing ringing tones of Anne Murray and Ashley MacIsaac's golden showers.


The U.S. will intervene with a judicious bombing of St Pierre et Miquelon with supplies of past their sell by date July 4th comestibles and M. C. Hammer sermons on c.d. .

France, outraged, will reply with a volley of Johnny Hallyday super pop hits, and dvds of Chateauvallon.


Tony Blair will look concerned, stare out of one eye, and appear grave but statesmanlike.

Berlusconi will plead parliamentary immunity for his involvement in Greenland money laundering and fermented shark meat smuggling.


And everyone will blame the Universal Spider de nos jours- the Belgian Prime Minister.


Canada never breaks out its ultimate weapon, Celine Dion?

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May 2001
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Unlike the US, we've signed the 6th special additional protocol to the Geneva Convention prohibiting the development, testing or first use of any Dion-based weapons

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Jul 2004
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Unlike the US, we've signed the 6th special additional protocol to the Geneva Convention prohibiting the development, testing or first use of any Dion-based weapons


Nah, If you ever dared to do such an atrocity we would retaliate whith our secret weapon - the Sønck - besides the fact that you even not can pronounce it, it has been under development and improvement for more than 60 years :

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Dec 2001
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Nah, If you ever dared to do such an atrocity we would retaliate whith our secret weapon - the Sønck


That's it? That's all you got?

BlackCat is offline BlackCat
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Jul 2004
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That's it? That's all you got?


You haven't heard her

Oh, that's only that avantgarde - please don't ask me to talk about the real heavy stuff

Tattila the Hun is offline Tattila the Hun
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Oct 2002
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That, and the clones left there by the Nazi occupation.

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Jul 2004
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That, and the clones left there by the Nazi occupation.


Nah, you are mixing up Denmark an Sweden - it was to Sweden the Finnish went.

Chemical Ollie is offline Chemical Ollie
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Hey, you bastard, that hurts!!!!
(But the comment would be more understandable if you saw the picture I quoted)

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Why don't both nations drop a team of hockey players on the stupid iceberg and settle the score????

(Or perhaps the historical 87-0 scares the Danes off?)

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Why don't both nations drop a team of hockey players on the stupid iceberg and settle the score????

(Or perhaps the historical 87-0 scares the Danes off?)


I'm not that sure that the canaucks dare try this - even you swedes are scared to give Skån, Hallad and Blekinge back in such a fight - danish ishockey are a little better than it had been

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Best of seven. Winner of a coin flip gets home ice advantage. Home ice advantage gets to decide on NHL or International rules.

Come on Denmark, we can show the world how international disputes should be resolved.

 
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