26-07-2005 19:38									#1
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As I think that there are a lot of intelligent people at Apolyton who read Terry Pratchetts Discworld Novels, here´s the ultimate test for them:
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For me it´s:
DEATH
You scored 92 intelligence, 50 morality, and 50 physical strengenth!
YOU ARE SMART, SAVVY, AND KNOW WHAT DEDICATION TO THE JOB IS...MOST OF THE TIME. YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK, AND EVEN HELP OUT OTHER ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATIONS FROM TIME TO TIME. RECENTLY, YOU'VE LEARNED WHEN TO BEND THE RULES, MUCH TO THE DEATH OF RATS'S CHAGRIN.


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 86% on intelligence

You scored higher than 28% on morality

You scored higher than 12% on strength

	26-07-2005 19:45									#2
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Mustrum Ridcully
You scored 86 intelligence, 46 morality, and 75 physical strengenth!
As Archchancellor of the Unseen University, you are the most sensiblely pig-headed wizard on campus. And what is perhaps more remarkable than being able to summon fireballs whenever you want them, you're even usually right. You have Rincewind's luck without any of his pathetic everyman-ness. After all, you *are* Archchancellor.

	26-07-2005 20:22									#3
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Captian Carrot
You scored 88 intelligence, 59 morality, and 68 physical strengenth!
You are an intriguing character. Good hearted, incredibly strong, and a headful of information that makes that Jeopardy guy look like a bar trivia hack. No one knows what to make of a six-foot tall dwarf who dates a werewolf, and may be the true heir to the throne of Ankh-Morpork. But you can make everyone get along, and are a born leader.

	26-07-2005 20:50									#4
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Cool, I'm Miss Susan. I was wondering how'd I come out. I answered truthfully, but my answers were all over the map.

quote: Susan Sto Helit You scored 85 intelligence, 60 morality, and 60 physical strengenth! As Death's granddaughter (a long story, which you greatly dislike), you inherited his ultimate practicality and lack of fear. In fact, and other childhood boggles fear YOU. Often assisted by the Death of Rats and his raven, you manage to fix the Universe inbetween working as a governness and educating the masses. The ultimate teacher. My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on intelligence You scored higher than 99% on morality You scored higher than 99% on strength

Be afraid, boogeymen. Be very afraid.

	26-07-2005 21:40									#5
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Susan Sto Helit
You scored 92 intelligence, 69 morality, and 50 physical strengenth!
As Death's granddaughter (a long story, which you greatly dislike), you inherited his ultimate practicality and lack of fear. In fact, boogeymen and other childhood boggles fear YOU. Often assisted by the Death of Rats and his raven, you manage to fix the Universe inbetween working as a governness and educating the masses. The ultimate teacher.

JM

	26-07-2005 21:55									#6
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It popped up adult sex finder ads and stuff of that ilk. Not that great when you are taking the test at work.

	26-07-2005 22:07									#7
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discworld?

	26-07-2005 22:22									#8
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT discworld?

JohnT, JohnT, JohnT, you uncircumscribed Philastine you've haven't yet discovered Terry Prachett's "Discworld" novels?

They're fantasy stories, as funny as heck, with often great insight woven in. Something like Hitchikers' Guide to the Galaxy only better, and far, far beyond anything in Harry Potter.

	26-07-2005 23:02									#9
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Ahhh.

Fantasy.

That explains it, then.

	26-07-2005 23:15									#10
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They aren't fantasy. They're comedy, which just happen to have fantastic elements.

	26-07-2005 23:20									#11
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Don't let Granny Weatherwax hear you say that. She'll turn you into a wombat. Uhh...too late.

	26-07-2005 23:27									#12
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Cpt Carrot.

	27-07-2005 00:59									#13
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quote: The Librarian You scored 52 intelligence, 42 morality, and 64 physical strengenth! Oook ooka ook. The Librarian is both orangautan and wizard; no one knows better than he that books really *are* magical. This is why he has a good supply of heavy chains, padlocks, and other such restraining devices to keep the unwary safe from the more potent tomes. A good chap to have in your corner....unless you are silly enough to call him a monkey. My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 1% on intelligence You scored higher than 12% on morality You scored higher than 52% on strength Link: The Which Discworld Character Am I Test written by smirkette on Ok Cupid

Terry Pratchett sucks.

(I am allowed to say that because I have 30 of his novels on my bookshelf.)

	27-07-2005 01:19									#14
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Angua Von Uberwald
You scored 66 intelligence, 59 morality, and 75 physical strengenth!
Being a werewolf can be very useful when you're on the City Watch. You are street smart, athletic, and very practical. A knock-out sense of smell and super-strength make you a feared copper. You make a great team with your partner (and boyfriend) Captian Carrot in that you lend your more realistic view of the world to situations without killing his idealism.

	27-07-2005 12:22									#15
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Captain Carrot

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Susan Sto Helit

You scored 67 intelligence, 63 morality, and 65 physical strengenth!

	27-07-2005 16:05									#17
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I would appear to be Captain Carrot too...

	27-07-2005 16:08									#18
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you need a carrot......

	27-07-2005 16:11									#19
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I've got some in the fridge, thanks

	27-07-2005 16:48									#20
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ho hum... it killed my firefox

	28-07-2005 04:21									#21
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quote: Originally posted by St Leo Terry Pratchett sucks.

His recent complete change of style notwithstanding, I think Going Postal may be a return to form. He seems to be bringing back the ripping into fantasy novels underneath the rather obvious satire.

	28-07-2005 04:38									#22
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Susan Sto Helit
You scored 93 intelligence, 63 morality, and 63 physical strengenth!

That sounds reasonable

	28-07-2005 06:55									#23
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I'm supposedly Mustrum Ridcully

I would prefer Vetinari.

	28-07-2005 07:20									#24
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quote: Originally posted by GePap I would prefer Vetinari.

Who wouldn't.

From Knight Watch.

quote: Vetinari's aunt: You're concealment professor says you're never in class. Vetinari: I attend his class religously. Vetinari's aunt: He says he's never seen you. Vetinari: What's your point?

	28-07-2005 22:49									#25
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JohnT, Discworld started as a satire of all the fantasy series that sprung up like weeds after Tolkien became popular. Then it grew a life of its own, but it is still a satirical look at fantasy.

If you only read one Pratchett book, try the non-Discworld The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

quote: Mustrum Ridcully You scored 79 intelligence, 49 morality, and 69 physical strengenth!

Nobody has commented on the typo yet Also, I'm not sure how answering a short, multiple choice questionaire gauges physical strength at all. Like, just because I don't make a career of busting heads doesn't mean I can't do it...

	28-07-2005 22:50									#26
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