03-08-2005 02:17									#1
	How in the..... ok.... I guess.....oh nevermind.... About Sid Meier's Pirates Porn... Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

I was browsing a nude patch database for video games, and I came across a patch to make Sid Meier's pirates an A(dult) rated game.

I'd post some screen shots so that you'd believe me, but I think I'd get banned if I did.

I mean a Sid Meier game pleeeeeeeeease, how in the?....... what next Nude Civ2 scenarios.... god this is getting ridiculous...... this is getting about as insane as advertising levels that created Star Wars tire gauges.


This brings back the point in the Sims 2 thread that the Attorney General is trying to criminally prosecute companies that allow outside sources to modify their games to distribute what he considers pornographic material, that can in some cases be accessible to minors. Your thoughts?

	03-08-2005 02:19									#2
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if youre referring to another thread, could you link to it, as some of us arent sure what youre talking about?

	03-08-2005 02:21									#3
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http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...highlight=penis

	03-08-2005 02:34									#4
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quote: Originally posted by Thorn http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...highlight=penis

but er, that wasnt about the attorney general. It was about a Jack Thomson, an ATTORNEY. Horsey misread the article in the link as Attorney general, and no one bothered to correct him.

now weve got a whole thread about a nonexistent attorney general advocating something? Cmon folks, do your research.

	03-08-2005 02:37									#5
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Ok I edited it for content:

Attachment: meierporn.jpg
This has been downloaded 177 time(s).

	03-08-2005 02:52									#6
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nice

where is this mod?

JM

	03-08-2005 03:11									#9
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That's called porn in America?? We've had naked breasts on public tv since the late 60's over here.

Puritans

	03-08-2005 03:12									#10
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Hey, you had them for a while. You couldn't get them to lighten up.

	03-08-2005 03:14									#11
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correction that would be naked pixelated breasts is considered porn.

I drew a picture of a naked girl using a graphing calculator back in High School and I got suspended for distributing pornography and had the police investigate, what's up with this country......

	03-08-2005 03:15									#12
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Good ole' USA....we can show incrediable violence on TV, but so help us god if someone shows a nipple....

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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Hey, you had them for a while. You couldn't get them to lighten up.

Huh?

My English is not as good as I thought it was

	03-08-2005 03:20									#14
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The Puritans migrated to the Netherlands before coming to America. You had you chance to influence us and you muffed it.

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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara The Puritans migrated to the Netherlands before coming to America. You had you chance to influence us and you muffed it.

Hehe, I thought you were talking about breasts

	03-08-2005 03:23									#16
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No, just a bunch of tits.

	03-08-2005 03:25									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Hueij That's called porn in America?? We've had naked breasts on public tv since the late 60's over here. Puritans

Yeah, those poor yanks really are to be pityed - at least 35 years and they still panic over such pics.

	03-08-2005 03:31									#18
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For instance this will probably get me banned....... this is similar to something I did on that calculator....

code:

/    \
(.)(.)
|    |
\ II/  	  	  	  	  	

	03-08-2005 03:34									#19
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the horror...MING BAN HIM...he used simple and common symbols from a keyboard to make a figure that i some remote way resembles a female body

	03-08-2005 03:37									#20
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What's wrong with an ascii pic of Homer Simpson?

	03-08-2005 03:37									#21
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I swear if I got banned over that I'd invest all of my savings into mass marketing of Hari Kiri.

	03-08-2005 03:37									#22
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Naked breasts.

Mommy milk. (it depends on if you are a toddler).

Mommy's naked breasts.

Mommy catching me editing a photo and crashing photoshop.......

	03-08-2005 03:38									#23
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He could at least have put the lowest two | a little closer and maybe dropped an I - don't like women too fat.

	03-08-2005 03:41									#24
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Yeah then I'd lose the homer simpson arguement......

See I have to be careful with such things, else Ming get out his banning rod..... although that sounds kind of kinky.......

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Gee... let's see how low this thread can go before it gets deleted...

	03-08-2005 03:43									#27
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It was a big deal.... geez..... all I wanted to do was think of all of my classmates...do what they um do.... when thinking of that picture I made......

but noooooooooooo

Arrest him... the pervert..... the menace to society.....
2 weeks later the FBI was interviewing me for a Bomb Threat, coincidence, I wish not... bastards.......

	03-08-2005 03:43									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Ming Gee... let's see how low this thread can go before it gets deleted...

You mean there was a chance that wasn't gonna happen?

	03-08-2005 03:44									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Thorn 2 weeks later the FBI was interviewing me for a Bomb Threat, coincidence, I wish not... bastards.......

Did you do it?

	03-08-2005 03:46									#30
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No, actually at the time I was planning to have armies of my followers steal war panzers from WW2 museums and take over the country...... obviously the FBI wouldn't like that story, so I played dumb......