15-08-2005 20:10									#1
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcoho! l may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: - the crumsumpten of alcahol may macke you tihnk you can tipe real gode

	15-08-2005 20:14									#2
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You mean I really can't sing?

	15-08-2005 20:16									#3
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Can still do karaoke and fit right in.

	15-08-2005 20:17									#4
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quote: WARNING: - the crumsumpten of alcahol may macke you tihnk you can tipe real gode

Jon Miller!

quote: You mean I really can't sing?

WARNING: - the consumption of alcohol may cause DLs

WARNING: - the consumption of alcohol may cause one to believe they are actually in the video game "Civilization"

	15-08-2005 20:20									#5
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i notice that several of these you have personally tested out for accuracy meathead

	15-08-2005 20:21									#6
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Playful is NOT a dl. No, no, no.


And I've always LOVED that photo.

	15-08-2005 20:25									#7
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I'm not drunk or anything, but should not this be "can't"?

"WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting."

	15-08-2005 20:26									#8
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It makes you think you can... when in fact, you can't

it's worded right.

	15-08-2005 20:27									#9
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hello playful... welcome

	15-08-2005 20:31									#10
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to post on some stupid gaming website for years and years...

	15-08-2005 20:52									#11
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Japher I'm not a DL and I think I can safely say I'm one of the reasons SlowwHand was missing from the forum for so long

	15-08-2005 20:53									#12
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quote: Originally posted by boann hello playful... welcome

Thank You Boann

Pleasure to meet you

	15-08-2005 20:56									#13
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welcome playful

you forgot the one about kissing tomorrow goodbye

or the lost of time

or the engaging in stupid activities

JM

	15-08-2005 20:59									#14
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Hello Jon Thank you for the welcome

	15-08-2005 20:59									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Playful Thank You Boann Pleasure to meet you

nice to have another female around.
its easy to get outnumbered around here.

	15-08-2005 21:05									#16
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quote: Originally posted by boann nice to have another female around. its easy to get outnumbered around here.

hehehe Sloww should warn them... We could make a good tag team. Why don't you come join Sloww and I in our room on MX? Rock'N Blues Country_2FC7A4431A2A

	15-08-2005 21:08									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Playful hehehe Sloww should warn them... We could make a good tag team. Why don't you come join Sloww and I in our room on MX? Rock'N Blues Country_2FC7A4431A2A

well aren't you nice
i might just do that, thanks for the invite
but ive no idea what an MX is

	15-08-2005 21:09									#18
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WinMX p2p music share program www.winmx.com

	15-08-2005 21:15									#19
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JUST in case anyone has a cow.. read attached.
Friends can exchange music. Not advocating any laws be broken. So just chill.

Attachment: (txt) riaa, please read this.doc
This has been downloaded 0 time(s).

	15-08-2005 21:49									#20
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OMFG!!! Just like a Texan to think they can break the law and not get caught!

I bet p2p is punishable by death there!

quote: Japher I'm not a DL and I think I can safely say I'm one of the reasons SlowwHand was missing from the forum for so long

Really? Then I owe you my thanks... now all we need to do is find the bastard who got him posting again and kick his/her ass

	15-08-2005 21:49									#21
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well i downloaded the software
not sure what is ment by a room?
is that in the chat area?

slowwhands got a girlfriend... awwww thats nice
and he brings you to this place.. lordy lordy..
what was he thinkin

	15-08-2005 21:51									#22
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Bah. We have to take Slowwy's word for this!? Even if real, she still needs a proper welcome

	15-08-2005 21:52									#23
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I don't think he can reach his own ass Besides.. some of the posts here make it irresistable for him NOT to post!!!

	15-08-2005 21:56									#24
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ok there is a proper welcome thread now...

	15-08-2005 21:57									#25
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Thank You Theben

All of you have made me feel very welcome!

	15-08-2005 21:58									#26
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and btw.. wheres the lyric thread..
gone so long he lets everything go to ****

lol.. can't say that word on here... hehehe

	15-08-2005 22:04									#27
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quote: All of you have made me feel very welcome!

WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to associate with complete losers... and internet personalities named Japher

	15-08-2005 22:08									#28
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lmao

	15-08-2005 22:11									#29
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quote: Originally posted by boann nice to have another female around. its easy to get outnumbered around here.

Many posters here are femaleish in nature. Does that count?

	15-08-2005 22:13									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Sprayber Many posters here are femaleish in nature. Does that count?

hehehehe.. hey where ya been cutie.