24-08-2005 03:07									#91
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teaching commie crap that is.

	24-08-2005 03:18									#92
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Well, of course.

My methods involve removing 3/4 of the brain, teach the person (now retarded) my commie crap, and then EAT THE BRAINS!

I especially like it when I'm teaching commie crap to small innocent children. Their brain is so much more tasty than adults'

	24-08-2005 03:19									#93
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It's all in the texture Spiff

	24-08-2005 03:22									#94
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quote: I especially like it when I'm teaching commie crap to small innocent children. Their brain is so much more tasty than adults'

I like the 'knack' when I break apart the lobes.

	24-08-2005 03:25									#95
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Damn straight

	24-08-2005 03:27									#96
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no, commies are never straight. They are crooked. And smell bad.

	24-08-2005 03:38									#97
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quote: no, commies are never straight.

Oh, no, of course we aren't.

Personally, I like to eat the brains of little boys. But I always ejaculate on them first. I also have this interesting fetish in which I melt parts of credit cards ( as a sign of my fight against consumerism ), and then I take pull the kids' eyes out their sockets, and pour freshly molten plastic over their optical nerves, so that they could finally see the truth and achieve class awareness.

	24-08-2005 03:39									#98
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nah, jews have a nice smell

	24-08-2005 03:39									#99
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You're weird.

(curses DF, you got in my way, this was directed at Az)

	24-08-2005 03:40									#100
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quote: nah, jews have a nice smell

I don't know whether to be flattered or VERY VERY DISTURBED.

	24-08-2005 03:41									#101
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quote: Originally posted by Az Personally, I like to eat the brains of little boys. But I always ejaculate on them first. I also have this interesting fetish in which I melt parts of credit cards ( as a sign of my fight against consumerism ), and then I take pull the kids' eyes out their sockets, and pour freshly molten plastic over their optical nerves, so that they could finally see the truth and achieve class awareness.

You're too lax to be a teacher. The boys need discipline!

And you can't achieve discipline with those touchy feely librul methods you're employing!

	24-08-2005 03:41									#102
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I know already I am not weird

	24-08-2005 03:45									#103
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Right, Az was brutal in his description of his fantasies involving boys, but DF said something genuinely disturbing oh man..

	24-08-2005 03:47									#104
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I like smelling stuff, is that a crime?

	24-08-2005 03:47									#105
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Right, Az was brutal in his description of his fantasies involving boys, but DF said something genuinely disturbing oh man..

And masturbating on boys' brains is not disturbing? Hmmm...

	24-08-2005 03:51									#106
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not genuinely. It's just brutal.

	24-08-2005 03:57									#107
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quote: Originally posted by Az quote: no, commies are never straight. Personally, I like to eat the brains of little boys. But I always ejaculate on them first. I also have this interesting fetish in which I melt parts of credit cards ( as a sign of my fight against consumerism ), and then I take pull the kids' eyes out their sockets, and pour freshly molten plastic over their optical nerves, so that they could finally see the truth and achieve class awareness.

You're disgusting man. Melting credit cards...

	24-08-2005 05:26									#108
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Ah, the wonderous world of Apolyton. Where a nice thread about Apolytoners starts talking about masterbating on the brains of little boys and then eating them (and the path that got us here is almost logical).

We DO have talent here....

	24-08-2005 06:35									#109
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quote: Originally posted by Smiley There's definitely such as thing as website programmer and another thing as website deginer, and being one does not make one automatically the other. The programmers write code that give the sites functionality, but do not necessarily make it look good, or even legible. Classic example would be some of those 1990s era websites with loads of javascript on a blinking orange background. On the other hand, website designers may simply be using frontpage or some other program that does all the code writing after they've dragged around pictures on the screen.

You speak of the majority of webdesigners; but there are those who have to be all-rounders. Webdesigners who can program and are creative with art (and can use Flash, Photoshop, etc) are hard to come by.

I write my own scripts, but of course, as most programmers will do, they will look at other's work to see how they did theirs. Same goes for graphics, you need that inspiration. I am stronger on the graphics side, but my programming side is catching up. So far I am sufficient in PHP, ASP, Javascript and Perl.

	24-08-2005 06:37									#110
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profession - english student
talent - writing, photography, could potentially blend the two in directing.

	24-08-2005 06:50									#111
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Proffession: Saving the world
Talent: Spelling

	24-08-2005 12:58									#112
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quote: Originally posted by Smiley On the other hand, website designers may simply be using frontpage or some other program that does all the code writing after they've dragged around pictures on the screen.

FrontPage?!

* Urban Ranger slaps Smiley around with a trout

	24-08-2005 13:00									#113
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quote: Originally posted by Kontiki What exactly is a "computer professional"? Programmer? Website developer? Sales person at Best Buy?

Network admin/system analyst/project manager/website devloper/website designer/crash test dummy

Better?

	24-08-2005 13:13									#114
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quote: Apolytoners starts talking about masterbating on the brains of little boys and then eating them

Hey, what can I say? It's a talent.

	24-08-2005 13:27									#115
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Profession: Office clerk in City civil law department

Talent: Like to learn about people and actually listen about who the person actually is. That, and getting into unique situations...

	24-08-2005 16:19									#116
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 profession - english student talent - writing, photography, could potentially blend the two in directing.

You could do the photo "stories" they have in mucky books.
Or even better, Dierdre's photo casebook in the Sun.

	25-08-2005 00:44									#117
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quote: Originally posted by Donegeal Ah, the wonderous world of Apolyton. Where a nice thread about Apolytoners starts talking about masterbating on the brains of little boys and then eating them (and the path that got us here is almost logical). We DO have talent here....

Isn't that the norm over here?

	25-08-2005 01:22									#118
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quote: Originally posted by Frankychan quote: Originally posted by Donegeal Ah, the wonderous world of Apolyton. Where a nice thread about Apolytoners starts talking about masterbating on the brains of little boys and then eating them (and the path that got us here is almost logical). We DO have talent here.... Isn't that the norm over here?

Oh dear lord i hope this isnt a persons special talents. If so i have two words straight Jacket

	25-08-2005 02:03									#119
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Chiming in late to the party to report that I have no talents or skillz of any kind, although I pretend to have a few while at work.

I am a useless human being.

Thank you.



-=Vel=-

	13-09-2005 11:14									#120
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profession: Sr. Warehouseman in a high volume auto parts distribution center (for all of Ca)

talent: posting in Apolyton