27-08-2005 06:38									#91
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quote: Originally posted by BlackCat No problem, though I'm kind of confused - I know french and greek but I don't know how spanish is done. BC ducks and run

* throws empty beer can at a running and ducking bc *

	27-08-2005 06:41									#92
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Just had a microbrew's IPA tonight with dinner . Hit the spot!

	27-08-2005 06:56									#93
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this should do nicely, the 'landlords prayer'

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk)
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day, our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
the bitter and the lager,
For ever and ever,
Barmen

	27-08-2005 06:59									#94
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*bows head*

	27-08-2005 07:12									#95
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quote: Originally posted by C0ckney this should do nicely, the 'landlords prayer' Our Lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk) At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day, our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, And lead us not into incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, For ever and ever, Barmen

Nicely said
*takes gulp of beer after the prayer*

	27-08-2005 08:23									#96
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The Nine Circles of the Inferno
1. Everything comes in fivepacks
2. Pubs close at midnight
3. There is beer, but there are no sports
4. Neighborhood bar is replaced by coffeehouse
5. Utah
6. Only Bud Light is sold
7. Prohibition era Utah
8. All beers have been replaced by malt beverages
9. Drinking beer makes you sober

	27-08-2005 08:45									#97
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist No, Dis is right. Chemicals cause some drinks to give worse hangovers than others. Cognac and red wine are among the worst, vodka is about the best.

The worst hangover I ever had was from vodka. Admittedly, I drank the whole bottle straight.

	27-08-2005 12:38									#98
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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski Black cat even i knew what he was talking bout. I guess thats cause when i was younger some of the guys ihung out with would take his beer bottle and hit the top of my beer bottlei just opened and would say give me some head or here is somehead for ya. with those long necks the foam would come spewing to the top and you either sucked the over flowing beer or let it spill on the floor

my navy buddies would do that. I always guarded my beer carefully to avoid that.

	27-08-2005 14:21									#99
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quote: Originally posted by Theben The worst hangover I ever had was from vodka. Admittedly, I drank the whole bottle straight.

Maybe I should have mentioned that was per ml of alcohol consumed, and all else equal.

I suppose my worst one was from wine, glühwein, beer, and jägermeister. I blame the fondue.

	27-08-2005 16:12									#100
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quote: Originally posted by Atahualpa I thought Stoiber was anti-alcoholic? A german friend once told me that he never drinks beer, just poses with it before TV cams, because that's what people expect.

Hm, not sure - I took it for granted that he drinks beer. If he doesn't it is just more proof that he's evil

	27-08-2005 16:20									#101
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A Bavarian that doesn't drink beer?

	27-08-2005 16:23									#102
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If it's really true he should be expelled

	27-08-2005 17:12									#103
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There is an Irish Celtic god associated with brewing already- Goibniu.

And three Catholic patron saints of brewing.

	27-08-2005 20:00									#104
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Yeah, but we need to get with the times! Update the image, one thar appeals to the younger, hip crowd!

	27-08-2005 23:53									#105
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Buddy Brewer!

Of course we'll just appropriate those other Gods and saints of beer.

	28-08-2005 01:06									#106
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom And three Catholic patron saints of brewing.

St. Ralph, St. Raul and St. Earrrrrrrrrrl??

	28-08-2005 01:09									#107
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I've seen Married...with Children about 7 times in my life.

I'm pretty sure Al created a Church of Beer to escape taxes in one of those 7.

	28-08-2005 01:18									#108
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I though Al created a Church of No Ma'am.

	28-08-2005 01:19									#109
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous I've seen Married...with Children about 7 times in my life. I'm pretty sure Al created a Church of Beer to escape taxes in one of those 7.

Hey thats a good idea i wonder if it can be a tax deduction like a contribution to the church

	28-08-2005 01:37									#110
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui I though Al created a Church of No Ma'am.

I caught the episode half-way in (and half asleep), but if it wasn't the main part, beer was at least a central tenant.

Either way...I'm in.

	28-08-2005 01:42									#111
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I'm not sure. A religion is something a little too organised for beer-drinking. I suppose that having read this thread, I can become a lapsed Beerist, carrying the teachings in my heart, but still going wherever the thirst takes me.

	28-08-2005 01:44									#112
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui I though Al created a Church of No Ma'am.

It was either that or No Peg.

	28-08-2005 02:13									#113
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quote: Originally posted by BlackCat I for certain is in, but brothers and sisters in the true belief we have a satan amongst us that we should fight with all our might. :

Who let the liberals out?


some commandments to consider
(beer =all things alcoholic :cool

1. drink beer before their time
2. dont be affraid to try other beer
3. recycle to buy more beer
4. make sure to embrace me so you wont miss

check this http://christopher-dixon.tripod.com/porcelain.htm

Happy beer day to us

	28-08-2005 02:21									#114
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and or woman

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	28-08-2005 02:23									#115
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui I though Al created a Church of No Ma'am.

that was more of a group, not a church.



http://www.bundyology.com/nomaam.html

	28-08-2005 03:20									#116
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look about 7 episodes down...Reverand Al.

	28-08-2005 03:34									#117
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I've run out of beer, so the only thing left to drink in the house is gin (& juice). Does this excommunicate me - given that the offies all closed while I was watching the footy?

	28-08-2005 04:09									#118
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous look about 7 episodes down...Reverand Al.

I have to post this picture



I kind of miss the show

	28-08-2005 04:55									#119
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quote: Originally posted by duke o' york I've run out of beer, so the only thing left to drink in the house is gin (& juice). Does this excommunicate me - given that the offies all closed while I was watching the footy?

Dont know, has a council for the church been set up yet?? Any answers must come from the founder and that is imran

	28-08-2005 05:07									#120
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous look about 7 episodes down...Reverand Al.

Yep:

quote: Synopsis: Al and the NO MA'AM guys decide to form the "Church of NO MA'AM" in order to avoid paying beer tax. The movement gains momentum and Al becomes a televangelist preaching the NO MA'AM way of life. Marcy breaks into the studio during a taping and exposes Al as a fraud with photographs of him taking Peg to a nice dinner, the theater and a motel.

So it was a church of No MA'AM but to avoid beer taxes. I think we should declare Al Bundy as a saint.

quote: I've run out of beer, so the only thing left to drink in the house is gin (& juice). Does this excommunicate me - given that the offies all closed while I was watching the footy?

No, you have a reasonable excuse. You had beer, you couldn't get more beer because of the evil government. You are forgiven. Just say one Hail Guiness.

Excommunication is only for those who fully denounce the faith.