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Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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men don't feel like it all the time you know Che

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balderdash - someone just needs to give you a good slap or a swift kick in the shins - go and play soccer


I'm more than capable of that. I tend to take the Aussie Rules approach to defending in footie.

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One thing to check out is where your partner is at - women give off chemical signs which excite their partner - these are linked to fertility - if those aren't wafting your way you are not going to get excited

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more blowjobs should be in order. keep those boys excited.


well i would imagine this would be the ultimate treatment.. couldn't hurt anyway..



have you considered "natural testosterone"
in pill form or cream

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Quit smoking Gunja and your testosterone level will come back to normal.


I haven't smoked any since November, and even before that, I never smoked all that much; at best, once a month.

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So I got my test back the other week. The average adult male human has a score from 250 to 1100. I don't know that the median and average results are. That's what's considered a normal level, though it seems a rather wide range to me.


I assume testosteron levels would follow a Gauss curve like most natural phenomena. 95% is often a percentage they use for what's 'normal', meaning 95% of all men have between 250 and 1100, and 5% more or less. The mean and median are probably somewhere in the middle: 675.

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One thing to check out is where your partner is at - women give off chemical signs which excite their partner - these are linked to fertility - if those aren't wafting your way you are not going to get excited


Oh, they waft my way.

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No, you're thinking of the ganja smells. After all, if she's out of it by the time you've finished posting on 'poly, then she's fine.

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I wish I could say the same. The latest crop of co-eds arrived this week. Man, are some of them hot.

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Can more sex cure this? If so, the wife can hardly hold out if it's a matter of health.

It's the male version of "I have a headache".

You'll be OK. It's a long way from where you are to RuPaul.

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well i would imagine this would be the ultimate treatment.. couldn't hurt anyway..


I've always known you were a generous and kindly soul, Boann. A man would be lucky to have you use him as a footstool.

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Real Men Vote Bush!

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So I've had a number of blood tests recently. One of them was to check my testosterone level. Low testosterone mimicks a lot of the symptoms of depression: loss of libido, lethargy, deference to authority, shyness, procrastination, weight gain, etc.

So I got my test back the other week. The average adult male human has a score from 250 to 1100. I don't know that the median and average results are. That's what's considered a normal level, though it seems a rather wide range to me. I got a 176. I'm a girlie-man.

The good news, though, is this is rather treatable. I could take Androgel, but I'm not really down with the side effects: permanent sterilization, etc. The alternative is to take DHEA, which causes your body to manufacture more testosterone. This keeps the testicles working. I don't know what that's important to me, even though I don't plan on fathering any children.

This does explain a lot.


F Androgel and f DHEA.

Take Chuck Diesel's test booster, it's all herbal. Raise your test levels without all the silly azz side effects and estrogen conversion.

Chuck is the f'ing man and you need to follow my advice because I know my sheit Commie.



http://www.getdiesel.net/dieseltest.htm

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Ted Striker

with a name like CHUCK DIESEL, how can you go wrong?

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Low testosterone mimicks a lot of the symptoms of depression: loss of libido, lethargy, deference to authority, shyness, procrastination, weight gain, etc.


Over here we call it finding inner peace: respect for other genders, physical relaxation, cooperativeness, mental calm, stress reduction, and weight gain can be limited by diet.

Listen to your inner commie, Che.

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Your're oversharing, Che.

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But commies need a healthy libido to make more commies.

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Lose weight and start working out. Being fat hurts the libido. I specifically recommend doing bicep curls, push-ups, and jogging. Plus, going to the gym gives you ample time to scope out hot young girls. Then, start hitting it with the misses. Should cure you in no time. Just trying to help (Sorry about the imposition. I'm a looong time lurker, sometimes I feel that I know you all)

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Then, start hitting it with the misses.


If che does that, he will be a dead, um, man. I guess

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I think he meant the wife as in Mrs. versus Miss.

Boann is right, with my devil's brew of blood pressure drugs, if my wife did not have the same playbook... But seriously, Che, besides the replacement therapy - no more ganja - working out - and losing weight - sexy foreplay of the type that gets you wild by the one you love can be a potent aphrodesiac. What turns you on the most - DON'T POST IT HERE TMI - but definitely post it with Bunnygirl, so to speak. And relax, and enjoy. You seem to be a really nice guy, I'm quite sure she will be relieved, and happy to help you out. And don't worry about the performance bit, if you can't then you've got a tongue - use that same playbook (and she will still be very satisfied even if you have an off day). Plus you silly goose she loves you.

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I think he meant the wife as in Mrs. versus Miss.


The Mrs is going to kill che if he starts messing with the misses.

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Chegitz, I know you don't want to hear this, but the weed IS a testosterone killer, and an estrogen booster.

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shawn is one sick guy

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Horse you mean to tell me you don't have a Tongue Tornado in your arsenal???

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Don't take anything Che, they want to turn you into some evil capitalist!

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We've been separated by about a year now though.

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Now does AH think I am one sick guy because I am on all the damn Blood Pressure drugs -

Or does he think I'm a sick guy because I feel it is blessed to give AND receive.

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Eccy, forget about her, there's plenty more fish in the sea

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