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Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
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My libido wasn't lowered by depression, but by antidepression drugs.

I solved it by starting to stalk girls.

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Plus, going to the gym gives you ample time to scope out hot young girls.


This is Fort Lauderdale, dude. 'Nuff said.

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I'm really not sure what the problem is here.

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The problem is the fish is there but it won't bite.

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He only wants to scope out one girl, as in Bunnygirrl. His girl. His main squeeze. His wife - and he is fortunate they are all one and the same.

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I'm really not sure what the problem is here.


Ft. Liquordale is the 3rd gayest metro area in the U.S. There are no hot young girls in the gyms. I'm not interested in looking at hot young guys.

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Doc, I am very unaggressive, and I have an insufficent libido. I don't smoke anything. What should I do?


Join the marines.......or in your case the French Foreign Legion.

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Ft. Liquordale is the 3rd gayest metro area in the U.S. There are no hot young girls in the gyms. I'm not interested in looking at hot young guys.


Maybe the level of gay phermones in the air is affecting your physiology.

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He only wants to scope out one girl, as in Bunnygirrl. His girl. His main squeeze. His wife - and he is fortunate they are all one and the same.


*shawn tries to clean up his act*

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Join the marines.......or in your case the French Foreign Legion.


You have to be a foreigner to join the Foreign Legion.

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He could join the Spanish Legión d'Estrangeros (sp?).

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So how do I make the fish bite?

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Get rich and start acting like an arrogant ass.

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So how do I make the fish bite?

First, you have to want it. It sounds obvious, but it's my main problem at the time.

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Being fat hurts the libido.


Hmmmm.... nah!

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So how do I make the fish bite?


Two things help. Notice their eyes and notice their shoes.

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lets all send Che some sperm so he can raise his count and impress his friends

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You have to be a foreigner to join the Foreign Legion.


You have to say you're a foreigner.

Not actually be one.

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So how do I make the fish bite?


Use a longer rod.

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Two things help. Notice their eyes and notice their shoes.


Or you can simply impress them. If a woman starts admiring you, you've got it in the bag. More or less.

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Been there, fvcked up.

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Being fat hurts the libido.


Hmmmm.... nah!


Not for fat lasses in the North.

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You have to be a foreigner to join the Foreign Legion.


Umm, Che. You are a foreigner.

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Spiffor isn't, people.

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Horsie - I have always suggested a wife or significant other focus by the men - even Ted Styker will eventually come to recognize the force.

FYI, my wife DOESN'T want me to clean up my act.

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lets all send Che some sperm so he can raise his count and impress his friends


That is just sick.

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from each according to his ability, to each according to their need

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Been there, fvcked up.


The tricky thing is you can't do it intentionally. Most people can't, anyway.

For starters, you have no idea what would impress a particular woman. If you try, she can see through your attempt. That usually is the end of you.

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from each according to his ability, to each according to their need


 
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