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of my princess Anastasia!
Mar 1999
time: 15:14
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Okay, so no one got the Richard Gere joke, so here's a John Cleese one instead
"Basil: I'm sorry, Manuel, this is a rat.
Manuel: No, no, is hamster.
Basil:Is not hamster. Hamsters are small and cuddly. Cuddle this, you'd never play the guitar again". 
Meanwhile, all is quiet on the front. Where the hell is the front, anyway?
In environmental news, the world's first recycling plant is being built to further the Australian commitment to reduction of the world's pollution, which is also the world's first environmental initiative which doesn't involve conquest
Also, congratulations to the Germans for liberating Magdeburg 
Turn 191 to Stavros 8 hours ago.
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Lung
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of my princess Anastasia!
Mar 1999
time: 15:14
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Hi, Tweety Say, this is nice part of the world
In a surprise attack, three Roman ships of war were sunk in another day of glory for the Australian Armed Forces. Led by the glorious new battleship, HMAS (His Mightiness' Australian Service) Lung, the RAN's Southern Fleet left the pride of the Roman Navy's fleet in tatters, or more precisely, under 1000ft of water
Still, a sizable remainder of the Roman fleet survived the initial onslaught, so it remains to be seen how this mighty battle will end. Yet, with two battleships and a submarine sunk already, it seems the Romans have their backs to the wall.
However, it would seem that Roman military intelligence is a step ahead of the AMISS (Australian Military Intelligence Secret Service), with the sizable welcoming party waiting for the Australian Navy. Unless of course, it was a rendevouz point for a Roman invasion of Australia
Turn 192 to Stavros 13 hours ago.
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Lung
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of my princess Anastasia!
Mar 1999
time: 15:14
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The battle of Neapolis is over!! Despite a massive garrison protecting the city, it fell with few casualties, after the largest bombardment campaign in history. Strangely, however, Neapolis was not protected by city walls!!  "This could be easier than we thought", thought General Lung.
In further headaches for Maximus of the Romans, another Australian invasion force landed in the south, forming a classic pincer movement. However, Rome seems to have again been prepared for this assault, with a number of units approaching the vicinity, although it is hardly likely to be enough to resist the might of the Australian Army  The fact that whole divisions of Roman tanks are approaching Naringalingalai would indicate that the Roman army might be somewhat light on for defence in it's homeland 
Don Bradman II is confident of resisting the Roman invasion in the west, with Brigadier General Mobius brought out of retirement to lead the defences. The main cause for concern is the apparent lack of involvement by the Germans in this war, which has become primarily Australia versus Rome!  Then again, it is not expected that Germany will be required to destroy Rome, as the Australian Army seems capable of doing the job on their own
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Lung
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of my princess Anastasia!
Mar 1999
time: 15:14
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So it seems that the Germans have gone soft on the fight!  Considering that the Australians were supporting Germany in their struggle with the Romans, it is strange that Australia is left holding the baby. That the peaceful citizens of Naringalingalai have suffered at the hands of the indiscriminate Romans makes the conquest of Rome considerably unfulfilling.
If Germany does not want this war, then neither does Australia, for there is no longer any point. As much as the fall of the Roman tyrant Maximus would be fulfilling, a long and drawn out war without purpose is not desirable for the Australian people. Despite the fact that Rome drew the Indians and Dutch into a war that ultimately cost them everything, the Australian people must come first. Therefore, Don Bradman II will consider the previously unthinkable, and consider negotiating terms for peace with Maximus of the Romans. Seeing as we have each other by the short and curlies to a certain extent, it would be in both our interests. However, if Maximus wants to continue along his path to destruction, the mighty Australian Armed Forces shall gladly abide . The razing to the ground of the Roman city was merely in order to repatriate the citizens away from the war zone and it's inherent dangers. No sane person will believe the ridiculous propaganda perpetuated throughout the world by the Roman tyrant
The Dutch made the only sensible dicision and accepted our benevolence, and now enjoys peace and tranquility alongside their Australian neighbours. If Maximus cares for his citizens, he will do the same, for the alternative is widespread destruction of all things Roman! Remember Maximus, that the city number happiness limit leaves me no choice but to reduce every Roman city in it's path to rubble, and i will not hesitate to do so. Negotiate for peace, and you shall find that the value of being on Don Bradman II's good side is much more pleasant than the alternative. You have been warned.....
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26-06-2001 04:38
It's not a gerbil, is it?? 
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, then it is easier for you 
and from where
General Lung, directing the southern invasion force, was greatly disappointed at the decision, citing the number of Roman cities that it could have captured in a short space of time, but accepts the decision of the wise and great Don Bradman II. However, the wisdom of the Roman leader should be rewarded with peace and prosperity for his peoples.
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