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Athens, Hellas
Jan 2000
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"Respected Spanish,
We had expressed our gratitudes to your efford to reduce your pollution from the begining and I beleive that you will continue the same policy.
Regarding Tamworth, the Welsh already ordered general attack against it. The Australian terrorists are not to be taken lightly. They are a severe thread to the Welsh and must be eliminated.
However you have my personal guarranty that the civilian lives will be spared and be offered a better life.
My peaceful brother, St Jon of the French I would ask you to remove your ship from the Welsh coastline.
If you wish knowledge of our lands we shall hapilly exchange maps with you."
King of Wales Constantine
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Feb 2000
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Turn 144 --> Comrade Thor
As Tamworth is but a small enclave, we hope that the wise King Constantine will show mercy by sparing the lives of the innocent civilians who had no choice but to bow to the will of Breaker Morant's henchmen. No doubt, to have done otherwise would have meant condemning their loved ones to the infamous dungeons of Sydney.
The assertion by St Jon that France produces no pollution is either delusional or merely dishonest. Modern science has given us sophisticated methods to measure the presence of pollutants, like throwing the entrails of a chicken into the air. If they land right-side up, it is obvious that there are pollutants in the air. There are other, less modern ways, but we are a modern nation, and use only the most up-to-date methodology. And we have seen the proof that France is a highly polluting nation. As our ancient ancestor Aristotle said, "Denial is not just a River in Egypt!".
Meanwhile, our own pollution levels are finally leveling off, as we attack the problem with ever-increasing vigor.
Xenophon
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Athens, Hellas
Jan 2000
time: 07:14
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"We shall not proceed to unnecessary military actions further more. Tamworth has been annihilated! The Austalians do not exist as an independed nation anymore. The last Aussies has been sent to Sydney and Melbourne to find new homes and new jobs to enjoy a higher level of life never before enjoyed under the rule of Braker Morant. The last troops in action are now on their way to their camps. Wounded soldiers will be sent to hospitals for treatment and sent to home afterwords.
The Australian terrorists have been arrested and convicted to death by the Welsh authorities for their crimes against the Wales.
A nuclear device did detected in Tamworth. Furtunately although the terrorists tried to fired it they didn't knew the proper procedure and peoples' lives were saved! Welsh scientists observed the device and they found it extremely complicated. But some knowledge from its study aquired and we expect some day not far away to have the full knowledge of nuclear power. The device will be send to its owner, the Greeks.
In a raid into the last terrorist post the Welsh officers came across to an unexpected event. Braker Morant! All though that he had died during the world war but... he is alive and brutal as always. He took as a hostage a little child and he blackmailed us that he would assassinate it if we would try to arrest him. But a brave young hero from a small suburb of Cardiff, pooled him back and arrested him by himself. He will be decorated with the Welsh Cross of Bravery. Braker Morant has been sent to the high security prison of Cartigan and will be trialed for his crimes against the mankind."
King of Wales Constantine
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New York City USA
Feb 2000
time: 00:14
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Turn 145 --> Comrade Thor
It is with great sadness that we discover the hamlet of Tamworth has disappeared from the face of the Earth. That friendly little town actually expressed love for the Greek people with an endearing "heart" sign! All of Greece wishes the Tamworthians happiness, in whatever place they may find themselves now.
As for the thermonuclear device, it does not belong to us! Only the plutonium with which it was made came from Greece. But we will accept responsibility for it's defusing and destruction. Such dangerous things cannot be allowed to fall into the wrong hands again. King Constantine, please have your men transport it to us posthaste, but with great care!
Tomas de Torquemada, the technology of which you speak is as much an art as a science. But the basic premise is learnable by any who would devote himself to long hours of study. What must be ascertained is on which side the entrails land. If right-side-up, pollution is diminishing. If upside-down, it is increasing. Sadly, in spite of our best efforts, entrails devoted to Greece have landed upside-down again. Our last hope remains the discovery of Conservation.
St Jon, we would answer your fears with a simple solution. In Greek mythology, there were written stories about a people known as the Dutch, who built "dykes" to hold back the seas. Should it come to pass that the oceans did rise a few inches, then set against them your biggest French dykes to contain the floodwaters! Thus, no people need to lose lives or property. The best ideas are often the simplest, eh? 
And King Thor, wherefore art thou?
Xenophon
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no.. Not Prince! KING!
Sep 2000
time: 05:14
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The Spanish people have become unusually suspicious of our Republic. Does Spain, the super power, think that Inca keep their 'on aleart' status because of her? Is incan military even a threat to them?
The Incan Republic and Spain have always had cordial relations, then how come Spain is so suspicious of our military status? Has your all powerful Global Sattelite network picked up any Incan troop movements? No. Has there been any increase in the number of troops on the Incan Spanish front? no. Then why must they feel so intimidated, when even the Greeks, who share an enormous unarmed border with our nation, have not felt the slightest concern over our military spending?
Nevertheless, military spending has been cut to a fraction of its current size, and the military has officially been ordered to assume peace time levels.
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In other news, the theory of the Director of the Incan Environmental Protection agency has been seriously called into question by several organizations. There is a mounting body evidence that there will be no great catastrophe and that there is no clear link between pollution and global warming.
It seems that the trend of global warming is a natural cycle that the Earth goes through, and pollution has little to do with it.
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Athens, Hellas
Jan 2000
time: 07:14
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"It seems that the Incans changed their policy regarding the environment. They are spreading fake rumors that the effects of the increasing global pollution is nothing more than a normal cycle of nature.
There are other inhabitants in this world besides you that they care for the environment and do not wish natural disasters to occur in their lands.
But it seems that Incans' first priority is to increase their production output by any cost ignoring the other nations' efforts to decrease their pollution."
King of Wales Constantine
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King Thor
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no.. Not Prince! KING!
Sep 2000
time: 05:14
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turn to Jon some time ago
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"The Welsh think we are changing our policy due to our own greed to maximize production, sir" , Minister Chitoucouan was one of the Chairman's many advisors.
After chuckling to himself for a while, Chairman Thor spoke without looking up from the report, "Perhaps we should show them just how much of our true productive capacity we have been holding back."
"But Sir, Is that wise? even with the new scientific findings, there are still quite a few health problems associated with the pollutants"
"I know that Chitoucouan, however, we must prove to our neighbours that the Incan Republic is not playing games and genuinely does put a cap on its pollution. Right now they think that the only reason we have such low pollution is beccause we do not have many industries."
"With all due respect sir, I think they already know that. That is why they keep asking us to lower pollution."
"No. They do not. They think of us as an underdeveloped polluting nation. That is why countries with 10 times our pollution demand that we lower ours first. Let us operate at maximum capacity and show them the amount of pollution we would churn out if we ran at that level from the beginning. Then in a few turns we will lower production levels and reinstitute the caps to bring everything to a normal level. After that, we will claim that we have done the world a favour, just like the Spaniards are doing now."
"But sir..."
"No buts! .. Begin the work necessary. From midnight today, there will be no productions caps. Lets show them what the true might of our proud nation."
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BRIGHTON, UK
Aug 2000
time: 05:14
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Turn to Madrid.
Beloved Children, I smile when I look upon all nations and find them content! I have it in my heart to forgive the Welsh for their heartless murder of thousands of civilians, long after the genuine campaign against 'Morant' was over, as I am certain that King Constantine will show suitable pennance for his sin.
I am deeply concerned by the tone adopted by my most precious 'brother' Tomas. It might almost be thought that Spain hankered after renewed conflict, but this time against her long standing friend and neightbour!
No thought of danger emanating from France can have disturbed the Chancellory so why, I ask, all the anti-French rhetoric?
France is, was and always will be, a Pacificist Nation dedicated to the promulgation Love and Peace throughout, and despite, a warlike World.
As for the Inca assertion that they might, 'teach us all a lesson' by showing just 'how bad' their Pollution might be:
I hope that I do not stand alone in condemning such a callous and destructive tactic. Please, my brothers and sisters, join with me in declaring such an act of careless neglect illegal!
Blessings,
St Jon, Unsullied in a Soiled World.
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Feb 2000
time: 00:14
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Turn 147 --> Comrade Thor
My esteemed friend, Tomas de Torquemada,
Greece subscribes to Maritime Law, which finds that a deep ocean channel far from land, such as the one our respective submarines now occupy, are in international waters, and as such, are free for all to sail, providing no city limit has been breached. Therefore, we continue to invoke our right to travel these waters. Feel free to enjoy the same rights.
But while we are on the subject of territorial waters, we now make a formal protest regarding your placing of sonar buoys inside the shore waters of Greece. In fact, one sits inside the city limits of the Greek city of Ouzo, where it is impeding local fishing vessels. We feel that such actions put a strain on our relations as friendly neighbours. Please be advised that should these buoys become an obstacle to maritime navigation, they will be removed by Navy Seals.
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Having made a Herculean effort to lower pollution, and having still seen no visible slowdown in the international pollution output, Greece feels it has now been proven that we play no role in this problem. Furthermore, we cannot tolerate the massive unemployment that our efforts have created in our homeland. Therefore, the fires of production are once again being stoked in Greece, with the goal of full employment throughout our country.
We ask that the true guilty parties of this world stop hiding behind an innocent facade, and immediately begin to stop all production which leads to pollution.
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Prifysgol Caerdydd
Dec 1999
time: 15:14
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Xenophon of the Greeks,
If you were to tell the whole truth regarding the new settlement of Ouzo, you would have also mentioned that this settlement was only erected this cycle - therefore they were hardly the territorial waters you claim them to be when the buoy was first built...
As for the matter of the territorial waters that Spain claims, Spanish ships were plying these ancient waterways for thousands of years before the first Greek city was even build upon it's shores!
There is no destination for the Greek submarine to be journeying to, for this is an inland sea...
Indeed Spain doubts very much indeed whether the only other occupants of this water, namely the French, would welcome a ship of war to their shores.
Consequently, Spain thinks that, if the Greeks will excuse the pun, the Greek arguments frankly hold no water whatsoever...
Spain therefore asks the Greeks to patrol their side of the sea, just as we will patrol ours - indeed we consider a line running NW from Guadalajara to the local waters of Santiago di Compostela to be a more than fair arrangement.
To show our goodwill in this, we even offer to dismantle the offending sonar buoy voluntarily once we have an agreement.
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Athens, Hellas
Jan 2000
time: 07:14
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"This is outrageous!
How corrupt and hypocrite can St Jon be? Behind his blessings and "saintly" words are well hidden his careful designed practices of backstabbing and the total absence of respect to the territory of his fellow nations.
The French city of "Le Palais" was founded today two tiles away from the Welsh city of "Llangollen" in an island within a pure Welsh bay in the heart of Wales, hundreds of miles away from France, literally under our nose as near to 10 Welsh coastal cities are located in that bay!
I give one turn to the French to disband that city before I declare war!
In other news I congratulate the Greeks on the impressive reduction of their pollution, similar to the earlier attempt of the Spanish who have returned to the old, high levels of pollution."
King of Wales Constantine
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Rick Elkins
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New York City USA
Feb 2000
time: 00:14
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Turn 148 --> Comrade Thor
Senor Torquemada,
It appears you have water on the brain!  So let us respond:
While Ouzo may be a new city, the waters within her borders have been Greek for eons, as you well know. It is disingenuous of you to try and imply that merely because the city itself is new that Greece has had no long-standing claims on the region, both on land and at sea. We stand by our statement, and are gratified that you have recognized its legitimacy by your intention to remove the wayward buoy.
Regarding your contention that the deep-water regions where our respective submariners have come into contact belong solely to Spain:
It goes against the known laws of the sea to insist that these waters should be owned by one nation. This claim would raise no dispute with us if you were speaking of shallow coastal waters. But you are speaking of waters that are immense in size. It would take years for any ship to travel from Santiago di Compostela to Guadalajara! To claim that all the waters between belongs to Spain takes cojones!
In spite of this, we are willing to accept your suggestion that we divide up this sea, with a diagonal sea-border from Santiago di Compostela to Guadalajara. However, if we accept your proposal, we will expect to see no Spanish military vessel pass this new border into Greek waters. This means no Spanish ship may cross out of the city limits of Santa Maria Vittoria until it reaches Santiago di Compostela , and only then may it head out to sea along the diagonal line you have described.
And should a military vessel of any nation cross into Greek waters across that diagonal line, Greece will feel free to bring hostile fire upon said vessel without warning. That is the price you must be willing to pay if you wish to carve up this sea between us. Is that cost worth it to you?
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Thank you to both King Constantine and St Jon for your kind acknowledgements of Greece's efforts in reducing pollutants! Regretfully, we have had a setback this period. But we fully expect to be back on track before our next statement! 
Xenophon
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BRIGHTON, UK
Aug 2000
time: 05:14
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Turn to Madrid.
Beloved Children,
I am deeply concerned to see that, once again, pollution has worsened considerably. I beg that you all look at the list of worst offending Cities and note that France has not one in the bottom ten and but three in the 'Low Thirty Hall of Shame' with none even reaching three figures! Most astonishing, and disgraceful, of all is to see that a primitive tribal people such as the Inca should hold the 'Crown of Filth' with the Pit that they have named Pucara. Abolish your heretic Communist ways and develop a written language so that you might read 'The Gospel of St Jon' rather than be misguided by the atheistic filth bespoken in Das Kapital!
As for the litany of lies coming from Cardiff, I say this unto the World. France is a wholly pacifist nation unpossessed of an army but she will not bow to threats! My Flock have had to deal with Barbarians in the past and can do likewise with any other. Had any ill intent been held would but a single group of pilgrims been despatched, to an unoccupied island, but rather a fleet of warships and a force under arms? King Constantine must surely realise that whilst France has no will for conflict Wales has no ability to prevail, should one be provoked! If forced I will, with sorrow in my heart, instruct my disciples to take up arms and defend themselves unto the very streets of Cardiff. Cheap victories over an already defeated, by others, Australia may have given you cause for an inflated estimation of Welsh military prowess but I would remind you that in France you face an entirely different prospect. I suggest that you think long and hard upon this matter for where do you hope to find other than perdition for yourself and suffering for your tribesmen from such an act of criminal folly?
Love unto All,
St Jon, Sanity amidst Madness.
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Athens, Hellas
Jan 2000
time: 07:14
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"I had announced earlier that the Wales would follow the way of peace after the fall of Braker Morant unless provoked by another nation.
This is a situation of provocation by another nation!
That area has been inhabited by the Welsh for ages.
The Welsh city of Llangollen was founded many decades ago, before my rise in the throne of Wales. Your city has been built in an island one tile away from the continent, within Llangollen's radius. Not to mention that this island was planned to be settled soon. Maybe your insane logic prompts you to consider logically and fair to build cities hundreds of miles away from home and within the radius of another nation's city but we here in Wales respect each other's cities!
A pair of fighters has been sent to the area with specific orders. If they find the French city of Le Palais standing there they will attack.
And let me inform you that the Wales poses one of the strongest armies in the world and due to your distance from the area you will not be able to sufficiently support an invasion army in the contrary with me..."
King of Wales Constantine
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