26-08-2001 02:56									#31
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*cage crumbles to rust*

*EC makes his getaway in a conveniently placed Trabant*

*just manages to outrun crawling pursuers*

*all other pursuers knocked unconscious by fumes, gas masks disolved by the east german chemical weapon*

	26-08-2001 03:11									#32
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*twiddles thumbs*

"Frontier Deprivation, hour 20. My hands are growing numb. I;'m biting my fingernails complusively, and am creating newsposts out of habit. On a corner of a piece of parchment, I have somehow written the words, "Canada Debates purchase of Carrier". I don't know how much longer we can stand this trapped emplacement. Wayne and Erwin have begun to chase EC all over the place. When shall we all go raving mad?"

	26-08-2001 03:19									#33
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Hour 23: I always knew that life at the frontier was on the razor's edge between genuius and insanity, where the shadows merge and spill across the night sky forming plans for world domination. I just never thought I'd come so close to falling from the blade, into the deep pools of darkness that lie beneath. My atempts to keep writing can only do so much. Already I'm thinking with secret tags- what the net has forfeited my brain has taken up. OOC flame wars flit through my mind, improbable happenings are accepted without a blink of the eye.

I only hope I can survive another few hours.

	26-08-2001 03:22									#34
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About 18 hours ago

*chases after EC with a miscelaneous heavy metal object*

	26-08-2001 03:40									#35
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It is only testimony to our desperation that we sit here spamming towards another forum's post count. We should do something useful to keep the pain away. We should write news posts. We should debate what was destroyed by that tsunami and what wasn't.

We should get the Frontier back and soon.

	26-08-2001 03:55									#36
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If only the terrible uncertainty could end, the schjrodinger's cat be either dead or alive, the overblown writing come to a final and grinding stop.

*collapses from nervous exhaustion*

	26-08-2001 04:51									#37
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Actually, isn't the point of the cat is that it's both dead AND alive?

	26-08-2001 04:54									#38
	It was the best of times... it was the blurst of times?! You stupid monkey! Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

In the time since the Frontier has shut down, I've read a book -- Charles Dickens's A Tale of Two Cities -- saw my daughter play around with newfound energy, and ate a meal from Wendy's, at which point I noticed that Dave has a very big ego. Dave being the guy who founded Wendy's and has his visage all over it... It's not "Wendy" anymore that's on the food, but Dave. I don't like Dave.

:banned: I Know Why the Caged Smilie Sings

	26-08-2001 05:20									#39
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because if it doesn't Erwin will shoot it

Since the frontier shut down I have spammed apolyton, talked to a few friends over MSN and gained six levels on diablo II. God I need the frontier back!!!

And the point of the cat is not that it is both alive and dead but more that it cannot be both alive and dead. The point was to basically disprove the bit of quantum theory that says quanta have no properties until they are measured. Unfortunately it has since been proved that quanta do in fact have no proerties until they are measured and so people have had to compromise by saying that the cat consists of so many quantum states that it is in fact at all times essentially both alive and dead. Which basically boils down to: cat, photon, irritating feline that chases birds, smallest possible quantity of light, how the hell can you compare a cat to a bloody photon?

(I read alot about quantum mechanics the last time the Frontier died)

	26-08-2001 05:31									#40
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Any got any word from Coug?

	26-08-2001 05:31									#41
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24 Hours. The clock ticks enlessly. Hell, I didn't know I had that damn CD which I lost like six months ago to the mess my room is. Argentina's news posts continue to grow in size and number... Meanwhile, the sore eyes of waiting at the pc, winning the Cid campaign on The Conquerors and the Argentine equipment lists are revised, all surplus materiel is ready for sale. Started story of the Nuevo Partido Democrata Conservador. All in all, boredom is going to overtake the Hodad... will the Frontier return before he succumbs to total madness? Will Coug return to his acolytes? Only time can tell...

Erwin without the Frontier ----> :banned:

	26-08-2001 05:39									#42
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*wander in aimlessly from Grenzland Tropical Retiree Home*

Gawdangit! You interuppted my harem massage session!

I think we should conquer Apolyton in the name of the Grenzland! And nothin like that botched attempt by the AIN to attack ACOL. But we won't go there.

Oooh, maybe I should go restart Suriname....

	26-08-2001 02:57									#43
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Hour, unknown. We have set up our residence without our old homelands of S&D. Who knows how long we can stay here before we are found out. Mao has been chosen to keep the night watch. The rest of us are either sleeping or tending to the more deprived amongst us. We have decided to erect a giant statue of the Walrus, in hopes that he can tell us what ineed happened to our rodina. I have filled two pieces of parchment with newsposts, now I run short of both ink and parchment. How many more hours we can last is still unknown. Perhaps we may have to stay here for a long time. Then, we must adapt. Or perish. But the hope lives on. We hope.

Even now, the clock ticks backward, and our posts come out in the past. ruely our minds are slowly warping the reality of this world. Where, then, where is Coug?

	26-08-2001 03:13									#44
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A sighting! I just noticed a "Coug" at the EU forums!

and I know this will probably emerge halfway up the page.

	26-08-2001 03:20									#45
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*picks up AK-47*

for the Frontier

*lets of a few rounds at random*

*accidentaly shoots EC*

sorry

	26-08-2001 04:13									#46
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Witness my power I can send my posts back in time!

bwahahahahahaha

but seriously I posted the bit about shooting EC with the AK-47 in responce to WV's post but it appears about half way down the page. I wonder where this post will end up...

	26-08-2001 05:07									#47
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Is that so muc to ask???? Is it??

Anyway I was planning to pick up the terrorists today or yesterday and then find out how they got the Anthrax and who gave it to them. Specific answers would result in a number of outcomes but the one I was hoping for the most was that I would find out that Iran was indeed behind this and that Tehran would go up in Nuclear fire.

But instead.... I am playing Madden 2002 and hanging out with some buddies.... not that that is a bad thing mind you.

	26-08-2001 05:25									#48
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*test*

I can't seem to read any posts beyond WarVoid's.

	26-08-2001 05:28									#49
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This post was posted at 12.26 local Buenos Aires, or 03.26 GMT or 22.26 EST.

Apparently this thread is screwed up as a whole.

	26-08-2001 08:15									#50
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And I was just going to make my triumphant return to DotW as Egypt too .

	26-08-2001 08:45									#51
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Our favorite Norwegian seems to always disappear at the most inopportune times.

It would be our luck that this will be one of his month-long disappearances.

	26-08-2001 08:51									#52
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In unrelated (or maybe related) news, the Norwegian Crown Prince got married today.

Makes you wonder, no?

	26-08-2001 09:01									#53
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What am I going to do?

I'm lost and confused! I don't have my Destiny of the World anymore! Am I going to have to reduce myself to participating in the next incarnation of Crossroads, or....am I going to have to start coming here for the comraderie?

Bohze moi! Give me DotW, or give me death!

	26-08-2001 10:19									#54
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*Tries to fashion crude forum with twigs and grass*

Look- you can hardly tell the difference. Hardly at all. Sometimes I go on the forum first thing in the morning, and then I write my newsposts and sometimes I do it later and I go on in the evenings when the television's on and sometimes I go on in the weekends to play with it and sometimes i have to write my oob and that takes a lot of time and i have to find all the changes that i made and sometimes i write my budget and that saves me time and sometimes...

*EC shuffles off into a corner muttering gibberish*

	26-08-2001 10:36									#55
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I've already updated my order of battle.

A lot of you people should take the time now to get your naval OoBs in order, because you're going to have to all post them once the forum is back up so I can do the world navy status thread.

	26-08-2001 10:38									#56
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And Milo, how can you be suffering from forum withdrawal when you don't even have a nation and never post anything?

	26-08-2001 10:47									#57
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Yet Maddin 2002 has me.... and I cannot stop playing....

	26-08-2001 13:51									#58
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Likewise EU has me in thrall.

*goes back to expanding Sweden*

	26-08-2001 16:02									#59
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Noooooooooooooooooo I can no longer send my posts back in time

This place is no fun now get back our frontier

*builds idol of coug out of bits of scrap paper*

Oh why has tho deserted us mighty Coug?

	26-08-2001 16:15									#60
	And then the LORD Coug said... Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

The Biblical parallels to our situation are quite glaring. We were bad little boys and girls, not giving proper heed to our COUG, and thus we have been cast away from the Promised Land into a Diaspora among the non-Grenz barbarians of Apolyton. We will return to the Promised Land one day... but not yet.

But from this day forth, we shall echo the eternal prayer:
Next Year in the Frontier.

If I forget you, O Frontier, may my eyes go blind, my mouth seal shut, and may I lose the use of my right hand.

You have forsaken us, O COUG, but we have not forgotten thee. We are your faithful children and we shall return to you one day.