25-08-2001 20:33									#1
	The Frontier Refugee Camp Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

Come one come all. Let us here make irrational conjectures as to what is wrong with The Frontier and who abducted Coug.

To everyone else: I started this thread here because The Frontier is a place for story threads...

Yes yes, I know most of you news guys have no idea wtf a story thread is, but, well, they were a part of this forum a while back...

	25-08-2001 20:40									#2
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Apparently Coug changed servers or something or another. That's the good word from Wally, our fearless leader.

However, I suggest we all go pounding on Coug's door until the Frontier is back up. We all need our fix now; it's not like the drug dealer to just up and leave his turf.

	25-08-2001 21:18									#3
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I was thinking of setting this up...

*Erwin Rommel pitches tent and starts little fire*

*puts up a sign "Makeshift Refugee Local Coffee Shop*

Mustn't lose our traditions.

	25-08-2001 21:41									#4
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*Walks in*

Damit I was bout to set one of these up

*looks at own post count*

omg noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Damit Coug get the frontier back so I can marvel at my own impressive post count

Untill then

*locks Erwin in a cage* :banned:

And coug get some of these cool smilies, just make sure you keep our old favourites too

	25-08-2001 21:45									#5
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Just thought I'd take advantage of this thread to send along the arms thread I had lying around.

Attachment: france arms.txt
This has been downloaded 6 time(s).

	25-08-2001 21:53									#6
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*smacks MOH over the head and sticks him in a cage next to Erwin*

:banned: :banned:

bwahahah another for my collection

*tries to work out who the hell teekay is*

*falls asleep*

	25-08-2001 22:00									#7
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*jumps out of cage*

Rich is teekay.

:banned: :banned: :banned:

	25-08-2001 22:03									#8
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Dammit. This Ersatz version of the Frontier will just not do!

Wayne- can you steal your parents car? We need someone to drive up to Stirling.

	25-08-2001 22:06									#9
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Umm EC I can't drive, catch a train.

*catches Erwin again*


:banned: :banned: :banned: :banned:

No more escaping



And happy birthday WV

	25-08-2001 22:17									#10
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EC, when was the last time you posted here?

	25-08-2001 22:39									#11
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I don't think that Coug is changing servers. I've never heard him complain about the Easyspace people at all. Perhaps he is doing that upgrade thing that he has been talking about for so long.

	25-08-2001 23:30									#12
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Did Coug not post any kind of warning? I'm sure if he was chaning servers or upgrading he would at least have given us a day to prepare ourselves...

wither way we need our Frontier back, I'm getting withdrawln symptoms

	25-08-2001 23:39									#13
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I don't know if he posted a warning or not. I was offline for all of Friday and didn't check the forum.

	25-08-2001 23:47									#14
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quote: Originally posted by El Awrence EC, when was the last time you posted here?

Some time before Christmas IIRC. I simply didn't have the time for both fora.

Anyway- I guess we'd better make this place feel like home.

*Unpacks crate of emergency supplies*

*Gets out Imperial German flags, link to Babelfish, plans for bombing campaign*

Now- where did we put the emergency spam kit?

	25-08-2001 23:54									#15
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*Brings in Temporary Coffee Shop*

C'mon in folks.... rainwater and nuclear waste for sale! 10 bucks a bucket!

*Canadian flag wave proudly outside, along with a Skyyrian flag and a Qing China flag*

	26-08-2001 00:00									#16
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*pulls out emergency spam kit*

Now lets see we have

*one miscelaneous heavy metal object
*one weapon of mass destruction
*one bottle containing an unlimited quantity of absynth
*one multi-denominational flag

and of course, smilies

	26-08-2001 00:01									#17
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*gets out cross*

Get back! I left that shop and I won't let you drag me back in!

	26-08-2001 00:11									#18
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I used to post here quite a bit. Now I come here just for my remaining diplomacy games and to talk about civilization scenarios.

Before it was claimed by the Apolton Curse and eaten by the script, my original username had over nine hundred posts. I sent repeated emails and requests to MarkG and DanQ, but they never fixed the account or transferred the old posts over to my new account. Grrr.

	26-08-2001 00:18									#19
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*Lures EC back into the coffee shop with absynth*

C'mon.... c'mon.....

BTW, EC did you get my email?

My prediction is that Coug is suffering from "Waiting for EU2 Beta" syndrome. Wayne's guess was alcohol overdose. Anyone else want to place irrational ideas on teh table?

	26-08-2001 00:33									#20
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SS- I went teetotal about 9 months ago. The demon drink has not alure to me

I think that the Frontier has outlived its usefulness to the CIA, and has been shut down.

Either that or Polaris suicide bombed Coug's house.

	26-08-2001 00:58									#21
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This place just won't do. I want the Frontier back.

And I would wager that the Polaris suicide bombing is likely....

Where are you Coug?

	26-08-2001 01:10									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Bolo This place just won't do. I want the Frontier back.

Seconded. Gentlemen- it's time to start a coup. These fools will soon be our slaves!

	26-08-2001 01:18									#23
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*Line of moeny on the ground lures EC back into the Coffee Shop where SpamBots tie his securely to a stool and force him to imbibe absynth until he regains his taste for alcohol*

	26-08-2001 01:29									#24
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*beats off robots with leg of former US president Taft*

Get back. There is no way in God's earth I'm going into the coffee tent.

	26-08-2001 02:04									#25
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*Taft's leg breaks*

	26-08-2001 02:21									#26
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Coug save us from this place!

*beats EC with miscelaneous metal object to relieve stress*

	26-08-2001 02:22									#27
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*puts EC in a cage and throws the cage in the Refugee Grenz Local Coffee Shop*


Wayne ---> :banned: <--- Erwin

Bring out the soft cushions!

	26-08-2001 02:36									#28
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EC: Let me out of this cage!

Wayne: No

Erwin: Quiet you!

*Erwin picks up soft cushions*

EC: Noooooooo not the sof cushions

Erwin: That's right

Wayne: Hmm it's just not as much fun spaming when you're in a temporary coffee shop

EC: Maybe you should let me go so I can get Coug

Wayne: Nice try EC

Erwin: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hehe the smilies here are great fun even if the forum is slow as anything...

	26-08-2001 02:38									#29
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*uses Former US president Nixon's jaw as a crude saw to cut through bars*

*Uses collar bone on zip line*

*escapes to safety*

	26-08-2001 02:44									#30
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EC didn't you wonder why there was a zip line just outside your cage? and more importantly where it goes?

*EC falls into another stratigically placed cage, completely devoid of the corpses of US presidents, or infact any corpses*

:banned: