30-01-2002 00:08									#1
	Apolyton are you cut survey Suffering from ads?

you know what I'm talking about.

sorry women, this poll isn't for you. I'll put in the banana option if you feel the need to vote.

	30-01-2002 00:56									#2
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This poll will last long.

At first I thought you meant "cut" as in drunk. The female reference cleared that up.

	30-01-2002 01:47									#3
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I voted banana. Of course, the instant I clicked the "vote" button, I realised what you meant by cut.

	30-01-2002 01:53									#4
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Come on Normal guys, lets out vote these suckers who's parents had them mutilated as children.

	30-01-2002 02:07									#5
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Why is this in the poly section?

I voted .

	30-01-2002 02:20									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Hydey Come on Normal guys, lets out vote these suckers who's parents had them mutilated as children.

Mommy, I thought you said we're going to school, what all those adults are doing here?
And why does this lady has white clothes? And what is this mask? Mommy...?

*3 hours later*

What am I doing in this bed, and why my **** is red?

	30-01-2002 02:30									#7
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my God

You have a writing talent there Eli.

	30-01-2002 03:44									#8
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This thread is extremely inappropriate for this forum and is hereby transferred to the Off-Topic forum.

While this thread will remain open in the OT, remember to keep your use of langauge/inuendo etc. in check.

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	30-01-2002 04:29									#9
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The banana option could take on a very different meaning in this poll

	30-01-2002 04:31									#10
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Wow, there are a lot of cut people here (pure, uncut red_jon over here).

	30-01-2002 04:33									#11
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Yes, women, here in the US, seem to like that style better.

	30-01-2002 05:17									#12
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Actually, when I voted, I assumed you meant it the way bodybuilders use it.

	30-01-2002 05:25									#13
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Does anyone have a bandaid? I'm cut.

Do you have tickets? For the gun show?

Hey, do you have a rack where I can put these guns?

	30-01-2002 05:29									#14
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hey I just figured it went with the Apolyton surveys about gender, location, and age

I'm happy it hasn't been locked.

and yeah I included the banana option for that reason. Anybody who votes banana I'll assume has no- you know what- and has to use a banana in place of that.

	30-01-2002 05:40									#15
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Baby Patrick had it done. It didn't turn out very well

	30-01-2002 05:50									#16
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hey I was reading that sex question site- I had these strange bumps I was asking about

and it said something about non cut men needing to move you know what in order to urinate. Is this true? it can't be. It sounds like something written by a woman who doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. That would seem to be a major pain in the ass to have to do everytime, not to mention you would think evolution would have corrected that problem.

	30-01-2002 05:55									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident and it said something about non cut men needing to move you know what in order to urinate. Is this true? it can't be. It sounds like something written by a woman who doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. That would seem to be a major pain in the ass to have to do everytime, not to mention you would think evolution would have corrected that problem.

Imagine what its like for men in nursing homes who can no longer do it for themselves and have noone to do it for them

I saw a documentary recently which posed the question as to whether circumcision might be a way to prevent heterosexual tranmission of aids in Africa. Apparently circumcised men have much much lower infection rates.

	30-01-2002 05:56									#18
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quote: Originally posted by red_jon Wow, there are a lot of cut people here (pure, uncut red_jon over here).

This suddenly gives an entirely new meaning to "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" (or maybe not so new).

	30-01-2002 05:57									#19
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Dissident.
Aren't you the same guy that was boasting about your size and showing yourself to other guys at your school?

If so, you definitely need to find some other things to focus on.

	30-01-2002 06:04									#20
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David Suzuki recently did a program on the penis

It was interesting because many men think their equipment is inadequate but most of the men seeking cosmetic enlargement actually had average size. It was all in the mind.

The circ issue is a bit like that too - as long as it works, what are you worried about?

	30-01-2002 06:10									#21
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no that wasn't me!!

please get your facts straight. I can't remember who it was.

I don't go to school. It might look suspicious if a guy in his late 20's goes to school to hit on chicks. I like to wait until they reach legal age.

	30-01-2002 06:11									#22
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and what if I was gay. would it be OK to focus on that one thing? I would think if I was gay, I would focus on that as much as I focus on women's breasts. But what do I know.

	30-01-2002 06:20									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse I saw a documentary recently which posed the question as to whether circumcision might be a way to prevent heterosexual tranmission of aids in Africa. Apparently circumcised men have much much lower infection rates.

That would be slightly offset by the fact that Female circumcision is common in a lot of Africa, which most people agree dramatically increases the rate of HIV transmission.

	30-01-2002 06:22									#24
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Stop cutting the women, start cutting the men - nice irony there. The feminists would love it

	30-01-2002 06:24									#25
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all tied up - or rather split down the middle? 25-25, and 4 bananas. Those with bananas, do you cut them?

	30-01-2002 06:29									#26
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I am built very well. Cause I have to be. My metabolism would give me beergut. So I have been a member of Golds Gym for some years now..

	30-01-2002 06:33									#27
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quote: Originally posted by faded glory I am built very well. Cause I have to be. My metabolism would give me beergut. So I have been a member of Golds Gym for some years now..

What possessed you to think we'd care about that?

	30-01-2002 06:34									#28
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+1 cut.

And it was done when I was not a baby
And it was painful and annoying as hell.
And still I think it's better.

Admit it : Evolution is on our side.

More and more babies are being born "cut" or without that part of the skin. You call it freaks. I call it progress.

Jews - We're just ahead of evolution. ^TM



Just kidding !

It does help a bit to prevent dirt getting there and prevent cancer of those cells.

It does however hurt the nerves of the penis. So it depends. If you're afraid of premature ejaculation - this might help. If you are selfish and want to feel more, don't do it, or atleast find a ver good doctor.

Excuse me for using the judgemental "selfish" word. By no mean did I meant you were bad. I'm quite selfish and hedonistic myself.

	30-01-2002 06:37									#29
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Also excuse poor grammar and spelling.

Posting in 3:30 AM does wonders to one's abilities.

I notice 2 people voted for being uncut thus making my small lead (no puns! ) unimportant.

	30-01-2002 06:44									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse What possessed you to think we'd care about that?

Hmmmmmm......


"Cut" in wisconsin means "Body Built"

Must be a miscommunication.....







*slowly slips out the door*