13-02-2002 07:42									#61
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quote: Originally posted by Jogilius Die Frage nummer Zwei... Keine Anus... Woher hast du so einen hunch bekommen?

Maybe because he's blond and looks like a Finn and acts wild like a Finn.

	13-02-2002 08:04									#62
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You also forgot that finns have invaded the game industry too. Rally Trophy and Max Payne were both absolutely marvelous games and top sellers. + 3Dmarks are too finnmade.

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	13-02-2002 08:08									#63
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And that's the industry i'm trying to get in (here in Finland ofcourse) in couple of years .



ps. Kohta tulee Jannen kultajuhlat, älä missää !

	13-02-2002 16:07									#64
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Katto kallellaan siinä kuusen alla, seisoo vielä mökki paikallaan. Ja kun ostoskeskuksen, ohi kuljen tiedän sen, kohta tullut oon Ukkometsoon. Hei tarjoilija tuokaa mulle kolpakko, yhtä kylmä niinkuin aina ennenkin. Mullon kova jano taas, ja paksu lompakko, en turhaan tullut oo Ukkometsoon. Suomen niemellä! Suomen kielellä! Äijjät huutaa LAILLA PERKELEEN! Jakun Suomi pelää lätkää, se iskee joka jätkään - kaljaa koneeseen ja Ukkometsoon!


"Siinä teille pala Suomea saatana =D"

	13-02-2002 20:26									#65
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Please... would all finns go to the suomithreadi.

Bugs; This is a nice thread, thanks for the laughs.
Afterall, it's not so bad being an elf

hehhee... were evil..... hoohoohoahhahahaa

	13-02-2002 20:29									#66
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OMG!
J O G I L I U S has arrived

Beware of his wrath with average of more than 200 post per day in finnish forums

This is where we've come to, I tried to keep him away as long as possible

	13-02-2002 20:56									#67
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You have awakened the destroyer of boards, Jogilius. Soon your precious little Apolyton will be a mere smoking ruin and will be added to Jogiliuses trophies

I wonder if he will reduce his postings at his favorite finnish BBS with this, or maybe he will find some way to bend time in his favor so that he will just post double the amount per day.

	13-02-2002 21:13									#68
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quote: Originally posted by Matias83- Well it would not be the first time when a finn rush chrashed a server =D Its just so that finss are intrested about everything that is about them ...

I imagine this song is popular in Finland : http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Songs/Finland

	13-02-2002 21:28									#69
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Thanks, Bugs! Soon we'll have enough Finns for Der Tag!

Anyway, is that...? Is that JogiBot? Ruuuuuun!

	13-02-2002 21:32									#70
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I mean, all we need is whitewolf, and we could start taking pride of being Finns...

	13-02-2002 22:39									#71
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quote: Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny It can't have escaped anyone's notice that the net is crawling with Finns. Despite the fact that their total population is laughably small, at any given time around 60% of people online anywhere turn out to be Finnish.

Did you know that the message "Error 404" is caused by four-hundred-and-four Finns living inside the Internet's main computer in Finland? They survive by eating infrequently accessed Internet sites, the "404" message indicates one is trying to access a recently ingested site.

	13-02-2002 22:42									#72
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All this can be easily explained.

If you lived in Finland, would you:

a) Go outside into the near constant sub-zero temperatures, freezing your gonads and any other parts of your body that happen to dangle some distance from the warmth that is the rest of your body off, or...

b) Stay inside and surf the web continually?

I know what I'd do.

	13-02-2002 22:57									#74
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Oh my God. I've spawned the devil.

	13-02-2002 23:11									#75
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From the BBS know as "The Cerealpacket".....

	13-02-2002 23:21									#76
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you know

you finns should go vote in the location survey in the apolyton/community forum

see if you can beat the US in terms of numbers of correspondents

Jon Miller

	13-02-2002 23:35									#77
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From what I've seen of it, not a chance.

Well, go Hautamäki! anyway

	14-02-2002 00:33									#78
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Can't all you Finnish newbies at least register with pronouncable and vaguely memorable names so we can tell you apart?

	14-02-2002 00:53									#79
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A little finnish survey about Santa:
There's approximately 2 billion people under age of 18 on this planet. Santa probably won't need to visit non-christian homes (apart from Japan), so that leaves 378 million underaged. If a family has by average 3,5 children that leaves 108 homes with at least one good child. Considering time-zones and earth rotation Santa has 31 hours to deliver presents. That makes 967,7 visits per second. We assume that all homes are equally divided around the globe so Santa will only need to travel 1,17 km from home to home which is 126,36 km to all homes. So the sled will have to reach a velocity of 975 km/s which is 3000 times the speed of sound. If every child gets a 1 kg Lego-set the total weight will be 378000 tons. Assuming a flying reindeer pulls ten times more weigh than a normal one it will only need 360000 reindeers to pull the sled. Total mass is therefore 400000 tons. Accelerating this mass in atmosphere generates so much heat that all the reindeers burn to ashes in 4,26 milliseconds which is by the fifth house. Accelerating the sled from zero to 975 km/s will produce a pressure of 17000 G's when a 125 kg Santa turns agains his sled's seat his weigth becoming 2157507 kg and gets flattened out as formless glob.

You have any other fantasy creatures we can exterminate?

	14-02-2002 00:57									#80
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat Can't all you Finnish newbies at least register with pronouncable and vaguely memorable names so we can tell you apart?

Sir, yes, sir! ;-)

And here some in Finnish: Suomi on maailman paras maa. Kumarran Suomea! Äitiii! Ällän tungen öö-mappiin ;-) Try to pronounce that ;-)

But remember jsaario, and be afraid of the great Jogilius! :-D

	14-02-2002 01:01									#81
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Sorry- what was your name again?

Why do we need to fear Jogilius? Does he have some kind of oozing skin condition that causes him to leak pus?

	14-02-2002 01:08									#82
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quote: Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny Why do we need to fear Jogilius?

He's going to flood your forum ,-)

And my name is jsaario [zeiseiriö] :-)

	14-02-2002 01:08									#83
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Ho.

Hey Spämä, he doesn't use the sleigh except for some PR-appearances to keep up the myth. No, the rest of the night he is brandishing his reindeer-hide whip over the bare backs of the other elves, making sure they operate the star-trek teleporters at sufficient speed. The original trekkie-team actually visited his workshop to get inspired, but the producers refused Shatner's suggestion to have Kirk whip Scotty. That's why Scotty's '..she might explode!' -line seems out of context.


Hmmm.... back in the OT, posting drivel. All hail Finnish cooperation.

	14-02-2002 01:13									#84
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Teekkarit... Although that Santa thing is so old that even Methusalem was a mere fetus in his mother's womb when it first appeared, this is the first time I've seen it translated into English...

Maybe it's the time for another "where are you from" poll... with options more suitable to the new situation

	14-02-2002 01:14									#85
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Joggy-baby reminds me of Fred, but without the taste and tact.

	14-02-2002 01:14									#86
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quote: Originally posted by Spämä (blablabla)

Nice username...

	14-02-2002 02:23									#87
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umm... did someone say Finland?

Also it seems that our Game Industry companies love letter 'B'... you can easily come at least two Finnish companies that their name can be and is very often shortened to two B's...

	14-02-2002 02:33									#88
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http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...&threadid=40735

Kaikki uudet suomalaiset menkää tuonne ja antakaa äänenne!
Buahahaa, Bugs, NOW you're in a trouble.

	14-02-2002 02:45									#89
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Thank you thank you thank you thank you Bugs! You should be made an Honourary Finn for this amazing feat! At least six more Finns.
Yet, there is one thing I for one think halts thine new Title:

quote: Originally posted by Jogilius Beware! This thread is just the beginning. The most infamous so called flooder of all of those nasty Finns has registered to your forum!

What have we done?

	14-02-2002 02:53									#90
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Amazing feat? Attracting Finns to forums is like killing fish in a barrel. With gelignite.

Just stick up a thread like "Helsinki smells of wee" and they'll descend in Old Testament plague levels. It's even easier than getting CGB Spender to post in a thread about Apolyton.