15-02-2002 03:21									#151
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Damn! I say we press ahead with Operation Desuomisation ASAP.

	15-02-2002 03:39									#152
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Can't we crash the main nodes leading out of Finland or something?

	15-02-2002 13:30									#153
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Yet another finn signing in for duty... I suspect that link posted in SFPMessulauta will bring even more.

Personally I do not think that your plan will work. After the havoc the Finns created in 30 year war the Middle-Europeans would not want us there either.

	15-02-2002 13:46									#154
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All your threads are belong to us!
But seriously, can't we all just get along?

	15-02-2002 16:00									#155
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LMFAO.

really. I'll come to read this every time I feel down.


Cheers, Sami.

	15-02-2002 17:07									#156
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It's better to live here in Finland and bite off reindeer's balls than to sit in USA and wait for some idiot to demand 600 millions from you only because you bumped to him/her in a shop while you were queueing. The charge would be something like an attempt of murder or sexual harrashment.

And I would have killed myself if I had had to wear a special suit when I was in school. That the jolly good London I presume...

	15-02-2002 17:14									#157
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I just had this weird thing in my mind. We should start thinkin how to protect ourselves from Muropaketti3D (TM)'s people. I've heard these crazy rumours about them... first you see them coming, you think "What the heck. Just a couple of finns here from their local Muropaketti 3D (TM) forum, nothing else.". But then suddenly there will be millions of them and they'll spread to every therad here.. when all these fine threads are poisoned with all the lame and "I-can-tweak-my-pc" comments, they'll flood this forum upside down. My suggestion is that we need to destroy their homeplan... I mean forum and stop them with so called "motti" strategy to few forums here. Then we could probably get some medals, because all the other forums would be safe .Every nationality has it's negative things. We have muropaketti (cereal packet)

(sori murot. Minä en vaan pidä CounterStrikestä)
ps. just kidding.

	15-02-2002 18:34									#158
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OMG....

I just received an e-mail... the link to this thread is spredding like a disease....

Dear Mods, better start thinking about deleting this thread - terrible server lockups incoming

	15-02-2002 19:04									#159
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http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/misc/forei...to_finland.html

word.

	15-02-2002 19:19									#160
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Clearly this is out of hand. I suggest we bring Bugs before a tribunal on the charges of Finn-related crimes against humanity.

As for the Finns themselves, I'm convinced that half of them are bored Swedes.

	15-02-2002 20:12									#161
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OK, I'm here.
So, shall we start flooding and move to the next board?

	15-02-2002 20:22									#162
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quote: Originally posted by ihm http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/misc/forei...to_finland.html word.

Aaaahhhhh. Now I understand:

quote: What most Finns are desperate to know is what you think about them and their country. They might even ask you. Prepare some vague, round statements which do not offend or embarrass the Finns. Too positive evaluation is often much more embarrassing than too negative!

And more!

quote: Finnish people want to keep distance to people they are talking with. Depending on the situation, Finns' personal space is from one to two metres (that is, about 3' to 6'), at the very least. There is one situation in which Finnish people do talk, get close, and look into others' eyes. That is when they are drunk. Of course, their English then becomes even harder to understand. There are just a few subjects which should be avoided when talking with Finns. Ice hockey is one. Most Finns are fanatical ice hockey fans, and if you bring the subject up, you will be bored to death by their ice hockey talk. The rest of Finns hate ice hockey.

So how about those Olympic Ice Hockey games, eh?

	15-02-2002 20:49									#163
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I just want to thank "Funny Bunny" for the best signature ever.

	15-02-2002 20:57									#164
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I only joined to this board because of this thread

	15-02-2002 21:04									#165
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it's USA vs. Finland tonight in the olympics... If we lose, I'm gonna come here and give you my theories why we lost and what we should've done... If we win, I'm not coming home, so I'm not coming here to laugh at americans... so you can relax... I'm out drinking... because we will win... and I have two bottles for vodka prepared, and looking good

	15-02-2002 21:28									#166
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Yeah, And Now I'm Going to Sauna!

	15-02-2002 21:51									#167
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Someone is going to get his head cut off for bringing us here I think, not my problem though

Say anyone want some delicious elk scrotums & mämmi?

Just to get you all drooling over finnish food:

Mmmmm...määmmmiiiää

Sorry for the large-ish image, but you can't appreciate mämmi in small quantities

	15-02-2002 22:06									#168
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whats so evil about this thread anyway?

	15-02-2002 22:49									#169
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The small print is hidden in the cookie that this thread creates. By clicking on this thread you have sold your soul to the devil, your bank balance and liquid assets to me, and your arse to your respective nation's internal revenue authorities.

Sorry. Thanks for the cash, though.

	15-02-2002 23:19									#170
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Brief statistical round-up.

This thread, which has been in existance for about 4 days, appears to be the 2nd most viewed active thread on Apolyton (going by the first pages).

The one thread I found with more views was the Civ 3 FAQ which has been topped for 3 months. If this site paid for hits I'd be requesting a commission. Regrettably, I feel that my chances of making money off you saps is something less than nil.

	15-02-2002 23:21									#171
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If there will be even some else finn who doesn't understand Bugs was/is _JOKING_, well, this post is for them.

	16-02-2002 01:23									#172
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One more can´t do no harm at this point, eh?
Bwahahahahahahaa....

	16-02-2002 05:43									#173
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Jag bor i Finland!

	16-02-2002 07:57									#174
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quote: Originally posted by Starchild Clearly this is out of hand. I suggest we bring Bugs before a tribunal on the charges of Finn-related crimes against humanity.

Hear, hear! Now all we need are 12 angry men, or will 9 angry men suffice?

CYBERAmazon

	16-02-2002 10:29									#175
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quote: Jag bor i Finland!

Hey, there's a private thread for this talk.

quote: it's USA vs. Finland tonight in the olympics... If we lose, I'm gonna come here and give you my theories why we lost and what we should've done... If we win, I'm not coming home, so I'm not coming here to laugh at americans... so you can relax... I'm out drinking... because we will win... and I have two bottles for vodka prepared, and looking good

*looks at telly*
Three - nil to USA. 16 minutes of game remaining.

Edit: 6 - 0? Bloody he11!

	16-02-2002 10:51									#176
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I can't bed bothered to work through this thread yet again, so I'll just ask: with all this attention, Bugs, did you or anyone else link to any of your other wonderful writings?

(If anyone is looking for more Bugs sigs, look at the last reference in mine--that's him, under a different username)

	16-02-2002 12:03									#177
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Tällä päivämäärällä KIROAN seuraavat henkilöt kuolemaan kunniatta:

Jyrki Lumme, Kimmo Timonen. Olkoon he kaksi huonointa 'puolustajaa' sitten .. arto ruotasen.

Ja mikä sitä selännettä ja kapasta riivas.. Uuh uuh.. tämä teki kipeää!
Noooh.. ei saa itkeä ennenkun lihava nainen laulaa, kyllä se siitä, tai sitten vaan lentokentälle odottamaan rynchesterien kanssa. Who's with me!!?

Oikeasti näähän oli vaan sissitaktiikoita, eli houkutellaan ameriikan poijjat hyvänolon tunteeseen ja kultaottelussa kostamme kullervon lailla.

ouver änd aut.

	16-02-2002 13:05									#178
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Tällä päivämäärällä KIROAN seuraavat henkilöt kuolemaan kunniatta: Jyrki Lumme, Kimmo Timonen. Olkoon he kaksi huonointa 'puolustajaa' sitten .. arto ruotasen. Ja mikä sitä selännettä ja kapasta riivas.. Uuh uuh.. tämä teki kipeää! Noooh.. ei saa itkeä ennenkun lihava nainen laulaa, kyllä se siitä, tai sitten vaan lentokentälle odottamaan rynchesterien kanssa. Who's with me!!? Oikeasti näähän oli vaan sissitaktiikoita, eli houkutellaan ameriikan poijjat hyvänolon tunteeseen ja kultaottelussa kostamme kullervon lailla. ouver änd aut.

Oi no Finnish!! You have a separate thread for that. Don't you people learn that it is rude to talk (write) a language that the majority of people don't understand .

	16-02-2002 13:16									#179
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Oh sorry my bad, i didn't get any sleep last night .

I was just cursing few finnish defenceplayers to death without honour, because they sucked.

But it's not over until the fat chick sings, so we're looking forward to beat USAs ass in the finals .

	16-02-2002 15:51									#180
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quote: Originally posted by The Mad Monk I can't bed bothered to work through this thread yet again, so I'll just ask: with all this attention, Bugs, did you or anyone else link to any of your other wonderful writings?

No chance. These things should be revealed as a nasty surprise.

Actually, I've got hundreds of them stored on my hard drive. Many of them written while minged out of my mong, so they come as a nasty surprise to me too.