18-02-2002 02:38									#211
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quote: Originally posted by Kristalli Have been watching quite a funny series from a finnish tv-channel. It tells a story about young british tourists who do nothing else but. And its quite sad to watch it. Its never like that in Finland!

He's got a point. There are no Finnish tourists. This is because if they get exposed to sunlight they sort of shrivel up into a steaming husk.

	18-02-2002 02:40									#212
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That was almost good. I smiled a little.

	18-02-2002 02:44									#213
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Oh. Its she, thank you.

	18-02-2002 02:51									#214
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Are you sure? Under all those thick furs and hides I imagine it must be easy to get confused. In fact Stefu's gender has been hotly-debated here for years.

	18-02-2002 02:55									#215
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Well...you could say I'm quite sure.

	18-02-2002 03:21									#216
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quote: Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny Are you sure? Under all those thick furs and hides I imagine it must be easy to get confused. In fact Stefu's gender has been hotly-debated here for years.

Whaddaya mean? Thick furs and hides? Damn you foreigners are sissies, never swam naked in the snow? Or made a hole in the ice in the middle of the coldest winter and go swimming in it? Or had a match of naked snow-fight?
Thick furs and hides you say...

	18-02-2002 05:10									#217
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Surprisingly enough, no

	18-02-2002 05:21									#218
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Thanks to global warming, there hasn't been any serious snowfall south of Driffield since the mid-1990's.

	18-02-2002 05:24									#219
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Yet another one is reporting in . Jogilius, we are ready to start flooding on your mark, sir!
Sama härmäks, taas yks somali ilmotaatuu, Jokipotti, mollaan valmiita alotelemaha flootinkiva heti teirä merkistä!

Pai te vei: Muistakaa Rentun Ruusu-leffan tivoli, eli ku joku huutaa tivoli, niin sitten hakataan ne saatanan sakemannet, ja pidetään suomalaisten ykhsithyis ilta .

PPS: Muroonki vois laitella smaileja, alkaa tulla ikävä jo vanhoja hyviä aikoja...

	18-02-2002 13:04									#220
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quote: Originally posted by Lenin-Setä Yet another one is reporting in . Jogilius, we are ready to start flooding on your mark, sir! Sama härmäks, taas yks somali ilmotaatuu, Jokipotti, mollaan valmiita alotelemaha flootinkiva heti teirä merkistä!

HAKKAAPÄÄLLE!!

quote: Originally posted by Lenin-Setä Pai te vei: Muistakaa Rentun Ruusu-leffan tivoli, eli ku joku huutaa tivoli, niin sitten hakataan ne saatanan sakemannet, ja pidetään suomalaisten ykhsithyis ilta .

Hi, this is mr. J from the Dot ****ers' association:
You're supposed to write Rentun Ruusu -leffan...

	18-02-2002 15:37									#221
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Don't say that! Finland is a very GOOD place to live! Why you are so damn negative?

	18-02-2002 16:04									#222
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quote: Originally posted by Protect Finland Don't say that! Finland is a very GOOD place to live! Why you are so damn negative?

The f*** R U talkin' about?

	18-02-2002 18:34									#223
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Kaikki suomalaiset(etenkin Ääriliikkeen jäsenet ). nyt barrikadeille jenkkirunkkareita vastaan! Heidän lihava homojohtajansa, joka on, kuten sanottua, moraalisesti spitaalitautinen(****er) on heikko, ja me voimme hyökätä.

Jumala siunatkoon Suomea!

From: Crazy Morron from Italy-Hullu ääliö Italiasta

	18-02-2002 18:36									#224
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Miksi sana W-A-N-K-E-R sensuroidaan?

****!
F-u-c-k!

	18-02-2002 18:51									#225
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How do you Finns communicate face-to-face, where there's no smilies? Do you gesticulate wildly, or perform a short mime to accompany your speech?

	18-02-2002 21:59									#226
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Vieläkin pelottaa että kohta saapuu valkopuppe paikalle...

quote: How do you Finns communicate face-to-face, where there's no smilies? Do you gesticulate wildly, or perform a short mime to accompany your speech?

You must know that Finns don't communicate face to face. We use our cell phones.

quote: Oh. Its she, thank you.

So...

How you doin'?

	18-02-2002 23:04									#227
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I know one word that would suit well here. But I'm not allowed to write it , and in finnish it's not a very nice word.

So? So...

Not a really big issue, I know. Especially when I'm not going to go on a date with anyone from here.

But now I have to go and watch some skijump...

	18-02-2002 23:11									#228
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Uhmm...

It was a joke, hehhe, joke, that's right, joke! *nods furiously at himself*

	18-02-2002 23:15									#229
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Stefu, are you freakin' insane?? She's from Turku!!!
Haha, j/k, Turku is ok.

...and "valkopuppe"? wtf??

	18-02-2002 23:27									#230
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quote: Stefu, are you freakin' insane?? She's from Turku!!! Haha, j/k, Turku is ok.

But considering that Turku is the arsehole of Finland, wouldn't that increase my chances of getting an... I should stop here before an actual sexual harassment suit, shouldn't I?

quote: ...and "valkopuppe"? wtf??

Whitewolf is a poster of CerealPacket with... slightly right-wing views and certain... tendencies to call everyone who disagrees with him communist and *******. Think less intelligent Wiglaf. MUCH less intelligent Wiglaf.

	18-02-2002 23:32									#231
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu But considering that Turku is the arsehole of Finland, wouldn't that increase my chances of getting an... I should stop here before an actual sexual harassment suit, shouldn't I?

No, go on. It might result in something funny and amusing

	18-02-2002 23:46									#232
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I realised it was a joke. Like one second after I had submitteded the message...

Turku. Yes, heard that a lot. But is it not like this: blond jokes are short and simple so that everyone else can understand them. I guess you know what I mean...

And I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.

Ja se kulta oli niin pirun lähellä!!!!!

	19-02-2002 00:33									#233
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quote: No, go on. It might result in something funny and amusing

If you didn't get it from that, there's something wrong with yer brain banana.

	19-02-2002 01:11									#234
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quote: Originally posted by Lenin-Setä

Bloody hell... Juhani?

	19-02-2002 03:22									#235
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quote: Originally posted by kassiopeia Bloody hell... Juhani?

Well, my passport says, Tuomas, in school, it's Juhani, but im really not called either of those names, so I think not .

	19-02-2002 03:24									#236
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quote: Originally posted by Lenin-Setä Well, my passport says, Tuomas, in school, it's Juhani, but im really not called either of those names, so I think not .

Ok, this is getting slightly scaring and bizarre.

	19-02-2002 03:30									#237
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu If you didn't get it from that, there's something wrong with yer brain banana.

I meant going on with other jokes like that.

3-1 Suomelle! Mukavaa katseltavaa, ryssät helisemässä.

	19-02-2002 03:32									#238
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quote: Originally posted by Ade 3-1 Suomelle! Mukavaa katseltavaa, ryssät helisemässä.

Yes, as long as they keep their eyes on Bure, and keep things status quo for three minutes, all will be fine.

	19-02-2002 03:42									#239
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quote: Originally posted by Ade 3-1 Suomelle! Mukavaa katseltavaa, ryssät helisemässä.

Evil, evil Finland.

	19-02-2002 03:45									#240
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quote: Originally posted by The Vagabond Evil, evil Finland.

Stefu, we need a :selänne: smiley, one with a Finnish ice hockey player with the works (helmet, stick, you name it)