21-02-2002 00:01									#61
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Well Mike Hunt is also an unfortunate name

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quote: A couple of years ago, I've seen a Slovakian (?) ice-hockeyer whose last name was Satan.

If he is a Slovak then you should spell "s" as a "sch".

How about these "men's" names: Mandy Patinkin, Dana Elcar

What were the parents thinking???

	21-02-2002 09:49									#63
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I have also seen goony handmelon players with first names such as Stacy. *retch*

	21-02-2002 16:47									#64
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Kirsten DUNST

Dunst means odor, bad smell in scandinavian. Saw that ugly last name smeared across a video tape. Dunst was a cheerleader jumping around delivering bad smells thru her exhaust pipe.

	21-02-2002 16:54									#65
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In Norway their's a small village in the western part (of course) called Bleie. This means Diaper. A woman from this area was called Rosa Bleie. Which in English is Pink Diaper.

	21-02-2002 18:24									#66
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Well, there's a small town called Vittula in northern Sweden, right next to Finnish border....the Finnish meaning of "Vittula" would probably translate best as "Fuckville". I'm not familiar with the history of this town, but I guess it was Finnish pioneers who named it as a joke, and the Swedes probably didn't understand the name's true meaning...In northern Finland and Sweden there are a lot of other funny and pervert place names, especially around the border (wonder why ), including Vittulampi (lampi = small lake, pond), Paskasuo (see Pascal), etc...

	21-02-2002 18:36									#67
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In Northern Sweden there's a place called Jokkmokk.

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I've got 2 for you. These are real.

1. Went to elementary school with a girl named Penny Nickel.
2. Went to high school with a very attractive cheerleader named -- really, I swear!! -- Wanda ****.

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Jack Mehoff???? Or Harry Ball???? Some parents just have it out for their kids right from birth.....if you only knew my name!!!!!

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Forgot about the censorship. Her last name is a common 4-letter nickname for Richard. Starts with a "D"...

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heh a pollack at my place is named GladSki hehe....(ya i know lame)

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Oh wait there was that guy in maryland who killed everybody in that Gay Bar


His name Was real name (F/m/L)Gay David Byrd


Anyway he killed everybody cause he had been made fun of his whole life cause of his name (a bit delunsional)

	21-02-2002 22:40									#74
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Heh, I have seen a news correspondent on television here called Nina Nanar a few times

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Seeing as you all got off the topic and started talking about place names.....

In New Zealand there is a place called Whakapapa. Maoris pronounce "wh" as "far"

	22-02-2002 20:21									#76
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A swiss airport, I think the one in Zurich, is called Kloten, which means bollocks in Dutch.

And about the ice-hockeyer Satan: he probably had one of those accents on the S, and I'm not 100 % sure that he was from Slovakia. I'm positive that it was indeed written Satan though.

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A common surname in Spain : "Matamoros", wich means moors-killer, a reminiscence of the reconquest centuries.

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There is a member here at the club that every time they calla to make a reservation I have to hold my breath to keep from laughing..........

Di** Slinghaus (pronounced slinghouse)

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	25-02-2002 05:09									#79
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quote: Originally posted by faded glory Oh wait there was that guy in maryland who killed everybody in that Gay Bar His name Was real name (F/m/L)Gay David Byrd Anyway he killed everybody cause he had been made fun of his whole life cause of his name (a bit delunsional)

See, i told you so It's a good reason not to give you children stupid names

	25-02-2002 08:00									#80
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When I was in high school, oh so long ago I was on the track+field, and cross country running teams. The coach of one of our rivals was named Harry Johnson.

Steele

EDIT:Left out an important part of that statement...

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	25-02-2002 10:08									#81
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may not really apply as funny, but ME, my dad, 2 of my brothers and my nephew are all named Kelly...... ironic huh? lol

	25-02-2002 14:17									#82
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Went to high school w/ a guy named

Eric Shin. <---this is for real. He was Chinese and he was kinda a jerk, kinda stupid.

	25-02-2002 17:27									#83
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Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history of the
Church, reigning for two hours and six minutes on 1 April 1866. The
white smoke had hardly faded into the blue of the Vatican skies before
it dawned on the assembled multitudes in St. Peter's Square that his
name had hilarious possibilities. The crowds fell about, helpless with
laughter, singing:

"Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the chimney smokes
Pope Goestheveezl!"

The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of
laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for
hilarious civic functions, smashing the previous record set when Baron
Hans Neizant Bompzidaize was elected Landburgher of Koln in 1653.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

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quote: Originally posted by Lung Seeing as you all got off the topic and started talking about place names..... In New Zealand there is a place called Whakapapa. Maoris pronounce "wh" as "far"

Pronounced Fuc.k_a_Papa