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ZoboZeWarrior is offline ZoboZeWarrior
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I don't understand why there's still cats on this man world ?
Zealot is offline Zealot
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This is so dumb!

Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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There probably isn't a kitten within a hundred mile radius of Provost's House.
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Feb 2000
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until cats start rescueing people from burning buildings I will continue my normal whack off schedule.
Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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I can just imagine Stew and Matt mowing down those kittens between posts.
Jac de Molay is offline Jac de Molay
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Sep 2001
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Jeez, and to think playing the tambourine was just clean, harmless fun.

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Nov 2001
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quote:
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The important question is: "Which one of the two is God?"



If a kitten dies every time I masturbate, then what happens when a kitten masturbates?

that is the important question

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Mar 2000
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I haven't killed any kittens in days... I'm sick

But there are days when I eradicate whole families of the things

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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quote:
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As far as EVC is concerned he's probably the first kitten machine gun.







As I understand it, kittens have now been added to the endangered species list.
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THAT IS FUNNY..YOU SICK PERVERT!!
Lefty Scaevola is offline Lefty Scaevola
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Oct 2000
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quote:
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can anyone tell me the name of the thread that had the hunter shooting at that cat?

"Take that Krazy Horse"
KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

B*tches.
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what's the problem KH?

BTW, is a 2 year old cat considered a kitten?

My flatmate's got a cat and that one's pretty annoying at certain times of the year

Any chance I could **** her to death?

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Oct 2001
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'Didn't your mamma tell you you'd go blind on that?'

Well, I just said: 'Mamma, can't I just do it until I need glasses?'
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Feb 2002
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Masturbation is very healthy for the human body. A \/\/ank per day keeps the doctor away...
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I've got ****s in the bank then. I won't have to go to the doctor for at least 4 months.
Giancarlo is offline Giancarlo
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quote:
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Giancarlo must be knocking out 2 or 3 per day.


Damn right! LOL

I think I can be indicted for kitten atrocities....

(Hey I'll play along with this joke)
Clear Skies is offline Clear Skies
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Jul 2000
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Good grief, the cat population is being decimated by 16-year-old boys the world over....
Giancarlo is offline Giancarlo
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Good grief, the cat population is being decimated by 16-year-old boys the world over....


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quote:
 (Hey I'll play along with this joke)


Good! Gooooood! Now, if you'll just learn to play along the whole "Giancarlo is gay" joke, then we'll be fine as monkey's uncle! (Is that an actual phrase?)

I mean, it's like with the whole "Stefu is female" joke. I played along, and now, hardly anyone has any doubt left over question of my feminininity!
Stefu is offline Stefu
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In any case, I kill kitties in giant carload lots.

I also masturbate frequently.
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quote:
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Good! Gooooood! Now, if you'll just learn to play along the whole "Giancarlo is gay" joke, then we'll be fine as monkey's uncle! (Is that an actual phrase?)

I mean, it's like with the whole "Stefu is female" joke. I played along, and now, hardly anyone has any doubt left over question of my feminininity!


Sure... I will play along with that joke too.

Stefu, I also kill truckloads of kitties... I also masturbate very often. Don't feel bad.

ZoboZeWarrior is offline ZoboZeWarrior
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I don't like cat. Let's go guys.

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Does this work for chicks too? No that I am one mind you.
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quote:
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I don't like cat. Let's go guys.


Stefu is offline Stefu
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quote:
 Does this work for chicks too?


I hope not. I'd hate to have all those women dying all thanks to my masturbating.
Bereta_Eder is offline Bereta_Eder
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Oct 2000
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quote:
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I hope not. I'd hate to have all those women dying all thanks to my masturbating.


This can actually be your sweet revenge on them for not sleeping with you.
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Jul 2000
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I'm too sick now. Maybe I'll kill one tommorow.

quote:


I hope not. I'd hate to have all those women dying all thanks to my masturbating.


I think he asked if kittens die when women masturbate, not if women die when you masturbate.

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quote:
 I think he asked if kittens die when women masturbate, not if women die when you masturbate.


RILLY????++???++?? I DINT GET DAT BECUZ IM STOOPID!11!!1!!!!1!!!
 
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