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Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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I killed a Kitten today. Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Hehe.


Better make that a entire litter.
Dis is offline Dis
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I killed one about 3 hours ago.
MrFun is offline MrFun
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great picture
Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui
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Utterly hilarious!
Richard Bruns is offline Richard Bruns
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What picture? What is this?
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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What picture? What is this?


click on the link
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Jan 2001
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I dont get it. What the hell are those turdburglur's chasing the cat?
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Screw the host of The Price is Right. This way of population control is more fun.
Richard Bruns is offline Richard Bruns
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click on the link


I didn't see the link. It looked just like normal text. Maybe I need to adjust the monitor on this computer.

By the way, I don't see whats so funny about it. What are those red things? Is it a satire of something I've never heard of?
ranskaldan is offline ranskaldan
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Well....
a lot of religious groups are opposed to masturbation.
so this is, i think, meant to be a satire of that.

anyway, that was hilarious!
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Its the part of the text in blue: it reads
quote:
hehe
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Jan 1970
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It's probably better than sending them to the pound. I mean at least they get to run and play in the grass before they die. They don't get any last minute priviledges like that at the pound, just cold concrete floors, hard steel bars, and harsh fluorescent lighting. I'd like to think that Kitty would thank me if only she could. Maybe she will when I get to heaven and meet St. Onan.
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That might be the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
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don't you people ever leave krazyhorse's cat alone?
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*wonders where the giant mountain of dead cats is*
H Tower is offline H Tower
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can anyone tell me the name of the thread that had the hunter shooting at that cat? i can't find the thread anyone got a link?
Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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The number of kittens killed every day by visitors to this forum is probably in the hundreds, perhaps thousands

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i havent killed a kitten in a coupla weeks to be honest

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Giancarlo must be knocking out 2 or 3 per day. Wiglaf probably accounts for a dead kitten every hour.
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Giancarlo must be knocking out 2 or 3 per day. Wiglaf probably accounts for a dead kitten every hour.


so what about you horse? every five minutes?
David Floyd is offline David Floyd
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he's married - you figure it out einstein

Asher is offline Asher
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That doesn't change anything, Floyd.

Marriages in their later years (Horsie is a dinosaur, remember ) don't revolve around constant sex, to say the least.

Grrr is offline Grrr
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WHAT!!!

He kill's Mrs Horse every so often.
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Are those red things charging after the kitten to kill it?


Glonk,

It surely depends

David Floyd is offline David Floyd
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asher - maybe that's what i meant

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As far as EVC is concerned he's probably the first kitten machine gun.
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I dont get it. What the hell are those turdburglur's chasing the cat?

The important question is: "Which one of the two is God?"
Keygen is offline Keygen
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I wonder how many of millions of kittens are been killed per day.
Shouldn't be left any kitten alive by now

I guess my 16-year old cat is out of danger

 
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