07-03-2002 01:49									#62
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so how many kittens has osweld killed? that avatar of his kills more than one per second....

	07-03-2002 01:52									#63
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No, his avatar is just rubbing up and down. So he hasn't killed a single kitten or have you ever seen his avatar having an orgasm?

	07-03-2002 01:57									#64
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quote: Originally posted by Ecthelion No, his avatar is just rubbing up and down. So he hasn't killed a single kitten or have you ever seen his avatar having an orgasm?

it never said you had to orgasm to kill a kitten

	07-03-2002 02:07									#65
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It said you kill a kitten whenever you masturbate.

Now what is the goal of *a* masturbation? Right, orgasm

	07-03-2002 02:10									#66
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so maybe its just not very good at it

	07-03-2002 02:26									#67
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wait a minute baby, let it happen to you

	07-03-2002 02:40									#68
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"Stefu is female" - Stefu

Who cares if it was out of context???

p.s. I just heard the cutest thing! My little cat is in the room behind me, and it's cold and a little dusty, and I heard her sneeze.... twice!

Cats are so awesome.

	07-03-2002 02:46									#69
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Is Onan the patron saint of kitten killers?

	07-03-2002 04:14									#70
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quote: "Stefu is female" - Stefu

Especially true after you see his picture .

	07-03-2002 05:49									#71
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Watch Out!!!

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	07-03-2002 05:52									#72
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but it seems like they are loosing the target.. (going astray or something )

nice one!

	07-03-2002 06:19									#73
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how come you can only save pictures as .bmp? i wanted to save it as a gif

	07-03-2002 07:10									#74
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Wow, this is the first thread I've opened that's gotten more than 3 pages on it's own merits.

Hooray for Lonestar!

	07-03-2002 09:04									#75
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Congratulations, your first successful thread was about masturbation, a subject no doubt close to your heart.

	07-03-2002 09:17									#76
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Still only one page for me

Well, I'm sure all those kitties had it coming to them.

There is at least one innuendo in the previous sentence. There could be two, very easily, but it would be censored.

	07-03-2002 10:47									#77
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Hmmm . . . . . if we follow the fundamentalist Christian dogma, then I do not think any of you want to know how many kittens I have killed.

	07-03-2002 10:51									#78
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quote: I mean, it's like with the whole "Stefu is female" joke. I played along, and now, hardly anyone has any doubt left over question of my feminininity!

Absolutely. Who can doubt the gender of Stephanie after one glance at her?

	07-03-2002 14:26									#79
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quote: Originally posted by Dr Strangelove Is Onan the patron saint of kitten killers?

Onan the Barbarian

there must be a porn movie with that name.

	07-03-2002 15:54									#80
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu In any case, I kill kitties in giant carload lots. I also masturbate frequently.

Hard to find a woman to frequently masturbate
I mean women can have a man when ever they want to.
Unless they are ugly or nymphos
Which one are you?

quote: Originally posted by Ecthelion No, his avatar is just rubbing up and down. So he hasn't killed a single kitten or have you ever seen his avatar having an orgasm?

If that was the deal then all we have to do is to masterbate without having an orgasm

There is still hope for the cats of the world

	07-03-2002 16:01									#81
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quote: Especially true after you see his picture .

So, every time Imran sees my picture, I become especially female. Hmm.

That might explain why my boobies grow a bit every morning at 8 AM, for duration of about 15 minutes, and then suddenly get smaller again. That's about 10:00 PM where Imran lives, isn't it?

quote: Absolutely. Who can doubt the gender of Stephanie after one glance at her?

With that kind of talk one glance will be all you get, boyo.

quote: Hard to find a woman to frequently masturbate I mean women can have a man when ever they want to. Unless they are ugly or nymphos Which one are you?

The third one from the left.

	07-03-2002 16:21									#82
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I still can't be sure wether Stefu is a woman or not!

	07-03-2002 16:52									#83
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quote: Originally posted by Zealot I still can't be sure wether Stefu is a woman or not!

A woman who masterbates frequently, admit it and doesn't get upset when they call her ugly or nympho must be a man trolling, perhaps with homosexual orientation not sure for the last though...

	07-03-2002 16:59									#84
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quote: Originally posted by Zealot I still can't be sure wether Stefu is a woman or not!

In that case, he would be a 17 year old lesbian.

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...&threadid=42626

which might explain why the girl wanted to be just friends.

	07-03-2002 17:01									#85
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quote: Originally posted by Drekkus In that case, he would be a 17 year old lesbian.

Or that

	07-03-2002 17:09									#86
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Hmmm. Whenever some one kills a kitten, does God Masturbate?
What does the Bible say about this?

	07-03-2002 17:13									#87
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quote: I still can't be sure wether Stefu is a woman or not!

What, want me to come and show ya?

	07-03-2002 17:53									#88
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quote: Originally posted by Drekkus In that case, he would be a 17 year old lesbian. http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...&threadid=42626 which might explain why the girl wanted to be just friends.

Ah, ok, no further doubts!

	07-03-2002 17:53									#89
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu What, want me to come and show ya?

Would you care to share a photo with us?

	07-03-2002 17:57									#90
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu What, want me to come and show ya?

Well, if you bring your lesbian friend over with you...

j/k