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Skywise is offline Skywise
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Jan 2002
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*Truth drink kicks in and Spec goes*
Spec: You know, this place really stinks. Yea. And the ppl here are not that cool. In fact, I'd even say the're mean."
CW: Now now Spec, calm down.
Spec: I'm calm. Btw CW you really ugly.
CW:
BW: Yo Spec! Only I can be mean to the customers!
Spec: I know, only YOU are a real bit*h here
BW: Thank you for the compliment
Spec: You know what, bananas aren't that great, and strawberries suck too. I like peaches. Peaches rules.
CW: Now dont go there!!
Spec: Shut up you banana lover!
CW:
Spec: I thought so....

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Feb 2000
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what fight? who are you fighting? will you win? why are you french? would you like a banana?

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Zobo: Ohh Black prettyyy lady......(the mind eraser is begining to work*

Zobo: where in the hell am I ??? and who are you you beautiful creature>>> Ggrgrrrrroowwwlll

BW

Ishie that is so funny, Hey I am your...woman..how dare you flirt with her

Zobo:huh? Okkay ...commere my precious lil pumpkin nose!!!

ISHISE

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Looks at Spec:

BW: everyone hit the deck that was a truth serum drink with a self destruct agent.....

everyone runs for cover as Spectator Blows up


BANG

Peices of specs body drop from the CS ceiling.....

EEWWWWWWWWWWW

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Mar 2001
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  Old Post 21-03-2002 23:27
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Eh oh uh cold dawn heu down ladies ... *hicks* youu you , only one at one dime uh time *hicks* Ohhh My poor head ...

Another Wisk *hips* before ze fight *hicks*

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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 21-03-2002 23:28
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that was cool, do it again

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  Old Post 21-03-2002 23:30
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I can't do it again, hey can you get Specs leg out of the Ladies room toilet????? thanks CW

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  Old Post 21-03-2002 23:33
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* Finding a floating organic thing in his Wiskey *

HEY !! WHO LOSE HIS EYE In MY WISKEY !!!

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Feb 2000
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*gathers up the splattered remains of Spec, fishing his eye out of Zobo's whiskey*

*casts raise dead on Spec*

there, he's alive again, blow him up!

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  Old Post 21-03-2002 23:40
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Edit:*double post*

Last edited by Skywise on 21-03-2002 at 23:47

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BW:hmm:Fine: Sprinkles explosion dust on Specs body

BOOM


Okay are you happy CW, I am done doing parlor tricks!!!

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* A body part falls again in Zobo whiskey *

What's this, looks like a finger, but it's too small ...

Hey this Café,is quite noisy !!

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Feb 2000
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wheeeeeeeee


*picks little bits of Spec off of himself*
specks of Spec?


*casts raise dead on Spec again*
CW: you ok?
Spec: I guess...

*throws Spec out the window*

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Spec: Yo! That ain't funny ok!!! Anybody got some glue here?!? I can't go home like this, what am I going to say to the wife? She'll say:" SO! You've hangning at that bit*he's cafe again have you!! What did I tell you!! You know these are not good ppl to hang with!!" And I dont want her to hit me with the broom again. Well...this time she'll probably just use the broom to pick me up and put me in the trash can....I need glue
CW: I'll help you in one condition.
Spec: Ok ok, you're not "cough" ugly and bananas dont suck.
CW: No no, not like that.
Spec: Ok, you're ok to look at and bananas are alright.
CW: You getting there...
Spec: Ah! You suck!
CW:WHAT?! Ok I'm leaving all!
Spec:NO! WAIT! I mean, you look better than Fabio and bananas rules all and peaches suck ass!
CW: There, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Spec: Now give me some flesh glue!
*CW hands some flesh glue to Spec and Spec glues his self back together*
Spec: Ah! That feels better. Well now I gotta leave for a few minutes.
*Spec looks outside*
Spec: Damn it's raining!! Oh well, cya later all! Oh, And BTW CW, bananas suck and you're still ugly!
*Spec runs outside before he gets blown up again*
BW: Damn that guy is such an ass! I would've blown him up a couple of times again just for fun.
CW: I know what you mean but dont worry, that glue disipates with water.
*From Spec somewhere outside in the rain*
Spec: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DAMN YOU CW!!!!


__________________
Yin Yin Yin, when is that child goind to stop dreaming? He still thinks he can out-drink me...I pitty the fool...

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As Spec explodes on his way out he hits water

BANG


BW: that was interesting

That boy is taking the B*tch thing tooo far, I am gonna have to refer to him as the stupid little @sshole if he keeps it up

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*Spec waits peacfuly in pieces in the street for someone to have pitty and come help him so he starts to sing*

Spec: Nobody knows....the trouble I've seen, nobody knows....but Jesus...."

*and he starts to think*
Spec: Maybe I'm going to far with the bit*h thing, if I keep it up she'll probably call me a stupid little @sshole....

Last edited by Skywise on 21-03-2002 at 23:55

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CW: Hey where did Sp[ec go??

BW: who

CWS: Spec

BW: Oh you mean the stupid lil @sshole?

CW: yeah that's what I said..where is the Stupid lil @sshole??

BW: *shrugs* the stupid lil @sshole is ouit collecting rain in his nostrils..member I blew him up as he was being blown up??

CW: yeah that was great fun...oh well who cares about that Stupid lil @sshole anyways...



OKAY I AM DONE........

ZoboZeWarrior is offline ZoboZeWarrior
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Spec: Nobody knows....the trouble I've seen, nobody knows....but Jesus...."

Yeah ... sometime you're, sometime you're down ...
Oh yes Lord ...

Please spec, put your head of my Table, please...

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Specs head looks up at BW and CW as they are conversing about him

BW: the Stupid lil @sshole
CW: Yeah, what a stupid lil @sshole

Spec: I GET THE POINT

BW&CW

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Please stop all this explosion, it's dirty ...

And a last whiskey please before the fight, please !

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Please stop all this explosion, it's dirty ...

And a last whiskey please before the fight, please !


Geezus that is you 5th whiskey Zobo, are you sure you want another???

ZOBO*hiccup* yes, please be it up to me to have more of whiskey with no eye. to sip upon*hic*

BW: whatever, slides him another whiskey

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*hands Spec a bottle of flesh-colored glue*
don't worry, waterproof version. honest

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quote:
Originally posted by ColdWizard
*hands Spec a bottle of flesh-colored glue*
don't worry, waterproof version. honest


Gawd you are such an @ss kisser???
*takes two more shots of tequila*

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Gawd you are such an @ss kisser???
*takes two more shots of tequila*


Spec: Well I AM a stupid littl @sshole aren't I!!!

*Spec glues his self back together*
Spec: Ah! Thanks CW, that glue is pretty good
CW: But it's only the K-mart brand
Spec: WHAT?!
*Spec gets upset and his head falls over*
Spec: Now that's what happens with cheap glue...
*Spec picks up his head and puts it back on*
Spec:Guess I'll have to be a little careful til I get to the hardware store and buy soem REAL glue.
CW:
*Spec takes CW and throws him out the window but both his arms stick to CW and goes out the window with him*
Spec: Well, I'd say it's half won....

Last edited by Skywise on 22-03-2002 at 00:27

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Okay I've too *hicks* home ... Where is home ... Oh yeas, I remember ...

[I was lucky, there was no fight finally.]


Bye everybody !

* Try vainly to kiss BW, falling two time *

Xuse me ...

* The shadow shape leaves the bar staggerring dangerously *

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That was hilarious..so where is you head if you were just holding it and now you arms are glued to CW???

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I'm starting to sound like Zobo..


Zobo" you so bootyful...miss Black lady

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*glue explodes, hurling CW back through the window and into the shop*
couldn't get far away enough...

*uses cherryade to put out small fire on his sleeve*

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Spec: YO! CW! What did you do with my arms? And didn't I just throw you out the window?! ( which felt good)

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be quiet, the glue i gave you exploded, you're in little pieces (again). the glue from your arms propelled me back thru the window. try to keep up

as for your arms...

they have become the arms of a flesh golem i'm creating. i thank you for you contribution to my cause

 
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