21-03-2002 05:00									#331
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

i think i need a new hobby, my arms are getting tired

	21-03-2002 06:26									#332
	Get a bigger avatar today!

I have here, a Spectator-throwing machine, and it can be you'res too for your post count and your soul. MUWHAHAHAHA! Slightly used. No warranties apply.

	21-03-2002 07:13									#333
	Increase the size of your Attachments

What's all the hatred about?? I tried my best....

Can't you see I'm bleeding here?

Last edited by Skywise on 21-03-2002 at 07:54

	21-03-2002 08:31									#334
	Got spare money?

*Spectator notices tons of random patron dead or mortally wounded or mildly injured*

*Nobody notices*

This is the Coffee Shop, where survival depends on amusement value....

*pokes monkey with bamboo stick*

	21-03-2002 08:48									#335
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

*throw Spec out the window*

*throws a box of band-aids out the window*

Spec, stop being a sissy, i've died... what's it? 2 or 3 times in the past 48 hours, had my hands ripped off, been annoyed by a frenchman and accidently walked into a fire i started, and you complain about a few cuts and scratches

*pokes monkey with finger*
monkey:
CW:

*monkey bites off finger, swallows*
monkey:
CW:

*waits for monkey to take a **** so he can get his finger back*
monkey:
CW:

	21-03-2002 08:51									#336
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard Spec, stop being a sissy, i've died... what's it? 2 or 3 times in the past 48 hours, had my hands ripped off, been annoyed by a frenchman and accidently walked into a fire i started, and you complain about a few cuts and scratches

Yea but you're not out 5000$ dollars!!

	21-03-2002 09:05									#337
	Inflate your Upload Space

you'll find some sort of use for it, just annoy BW some more or Tia

	21-03-2002 09:36									#338
	Inflate your Upload Space

*** walks back in, muttering some ideas about bannanacide ***

Anyway, I will have another Smirnoff Ice, please.

	21-03-2002 10:04									#339
	Full PM-box? Change here!

Barkeep!

A flagon of mead, please!

	21-03-2002 10:06									#340
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

*throws strawberries at MrFun*

	21-03-2002 10:38									#341
	Full PM-box? Change here!

*hands MrFun a banana*

Last edited by ColdWizard on 21-03-2002 at 11:09

	21-03-2002 18:53									#342
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard *throw Spec out the window* *throws a box of band-aids out the window* Spec, stop being a sissy, i've died... what's it? 2 or 3 times in the past 48 hours, had my hands ripped off, been annoyed by a frenchman and accidently walked into a fire i started, and you complain about a few cuts and scratches *pokes monkey with finger* monkey: CW: *monkey bites off finger, swallows* monkey: CW: *waits for monkey to take a **** so he can get his finger back* monkey: CW:

thinks to self*Ewww that's gonna be one STINKY PINKY when he gets it back*



Goodmorning my adoring fans, what can I get WHO???
Makes a fresh pot of coffee and a batch of powdered doughnuts

	21-03-2002 18:57									#343
	Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

Good morning to you too! Well, it's actually afternoon over here, but I could still use a cup of coffee!

	21-03-2002 19:00									#344
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

*looks at the Newbie*

BW: Lookie here Doc, this is my shop and if I have said it once I have said it a million times..WE RUN ON CENTRAL STANDARD TIME..it is 7: freaking 57 am here..GOT IT

DS: Uggghh...whatever

BW: slides coffee to Dr. S.... Enjoy sir COME AGAIN

	21-03-2002 19:02									#345
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quote: DS: Uggghh...whatever

GEEZ, you read my mind!

quote: BW: slides coffee to Dr. S.... Enjoy sir COME AGAIN

Muchas gracias!!

	21-03-2002 19:03									#346
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

BW, let me explain the ways of salemanship

first off all, well except the fact that you have to be man, you should allow the customer to believe he is always right, while overpricing him heavily

	21-03-2002 19:07									#347
	Remove this text

quote: Originally posted by Usually Insane BW, let me explain the ways of salemanship first off all, well except the fact that you have to be man, you should allow the customer to believe he is always right, while overpricing him heavily

*rolleyes* YAWNNNN
I appreciate your advice Sally Jessie Raphel..but weren't you cancelled????

HEY DS, do I look like a MAN TO YOU?

	21-03-2002 19:12									#348
	Suffering from ads?

quote: HEY DS, do I look like a MAN TO YOU?

I'm pretty sure this has to do with my poor Spanish???

	21-03-2002 19:14									#349
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

continues

anyway, secondly, you have to interest the customer, like say for instance pictures of him togheter with bush

	21-03-2002 19:18									#350
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

GAWD, will you two ladies stop babbling on about spanish and Bush......

*takes two shots*

What do you want to drink UI?? anything??? NO??

WELL LEAVE THEN!!!!

*bw is bitter towards Ui since he rejected her advances*

The story line thickens

	21-03-2002 19:23									#351
	Full PM-box? Change here!

isn't it plot line? or story plot? anyway, it has large plot holes, and you can't send me away, I'm the bartender

for the third, while you are trying to sell your wares to the victi... customer, make sure you swipe anything of value of him.

	21-03-2002 19:28									#352
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

You can't bartend unless I hire you and you are not hired..SO POOF BE GONE!!!! GrrrRRrrRRRRRRr
*takes two more shots*

	21-03-2002 19:30									#353
	Remove this text

Got any Brooklyn Brown in yet?

	21-03-2002 19:32									#354
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

UI: AHUH I am the bartender

BW: FINE you wanna bartend????? BARTEND THEN..we have a customer

CA: Brooklyn Brown pleasee

UI: Uuuuu

BW*(grabs bottle of BB bends UI over and pops the top with his ASSS CRACK*


Slides beer to Calgastia


ONE BROOKLYN VERY BROWN COMING UP

	21-03-2002 19:35									#355
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

hey, I come with the coffeshop!

and you can't treat me like that, it isn't dignified

	21-03-2002 19:35									#356
	Support Apolyton

*Spec comes in with 2 cops*
Spec: Ok boys, arrest that girl. She's BW, the girl I told you about. Oh and there's CW, the bully who keeps breaking windows with my head!
*BW looks at Spec*
BW: What's that all about!
Spec: I told the cops that you brewed your own coffee! HAHAHA!! You know it's illegale here in...ummmm...apolyton city!
BW:I dont brew it myself! I buy it at Dunkin Donuts and heat it up for you guys!!
*CW looks inside his mug*
CW: That's why it tastes so wierd!
Police officer: And you Mister CW, is it true that you assaulted the gentleman over here?
CW: Nope
Spec: Liar!
CW:Nope
*Spec jumps on CW and starts to pound his fce in*
Spec: There you go! *bang**paf**pow**
*Police officer grabs Spec by the arms an hand cuffs him*
Spec: WTF!!!!
Police officer: Sir, you are under arrest for assault this peaceful gentlman here
Spec: WHAT?!?! Peaceful?! That's Bull****
Cw:
Spec: I'll kill you CW!! If it's the last thing I do!
Police officer: Well, in that case, we're takin you in for attempted murder too.
Spec: ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
CW:
BW:

	21-03-2002 19:37									#357
	Suffering from ads?

*gags*

eeerrrm...you dont have it on tap do you?

	21-03-2002 19:38									#358
	Inflate your Upload Space

uhm, officer, could you arrest BW for mistreating her employees and not paying them for 12 pages

*ducks*

	21-03-2002 19:40									#359
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

*** Ties ColdWizard down after throwing away the bannana and then begins force-feeding ColdWizard strawberries. ***

	21-03-2002 19:41									#360
	Tired of ads?

UI you want to bartend..then do it but I am not paying you..unlesss you wanna be paid in kisses????


Fills a glass of BB on tap and slides it to CA

I am getting so tired of that Spec guy and his damn Puppet shows, that's it if it doesn't stop I am closing down OPEN MIKE for good!!!!