20-03-2002 23:50									#301
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gee, dismember CW, like that hasn't already been done this page . can't you think of anything original?

	21-03-2002 00:04									#302
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard gee, dismember CW, like that hasn't already been done this page . can't you think of anything original?

What can I say? Being around a dull person like you just saps the creativity that I normally possess.

	21-03-2002 00:13									#303
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quote: Originally posted by Spectator Blackwindow, Are you really? I think you aren't. So now, you gonna kick my ass? Spec.

Grabs Spec by his leopard spotted g STRINGS AND TWIRLS HIM ABOVE HER HEAD. His undies become so thin they snap at the tensionof his crack. His crack bleeds all over CW's dismembered body who can't move right away. and then BW does a half nelson on him.

SPEC: AHHHHHHHH

\BW: Yeah i use to wrestle too..It's called KICK your ASSSS STYLE!!!!!!

	21-03-2002 00:19									#304
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"But then Spec gets up, smiles at BW and she melts right away into his arms"

Spec: Now now BW, I know you want me and my undies but please, we're in a public place.
BW: Oh well, then please please please come to my place and satisfy my needs!!!
Spec: Ok, maybe that can be arranged. It's depends on how good your eggs are in the morning. You know, I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.

"So BW was so happy she called a cab right away and went home with Spec to get jiggy with it. Then she slept for a week, she needed the rest."


Spec.

	21-03-2002 00:23									#305
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun What can I say? Being around a dull person like you just saps the creativity that I normally possess.

cool, my plan is working

	21-03-2002 00:24									#306
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*taps Spec on the back as he sits in the corner making kissy noises and babbling about living happily ever after*


BW: I do believe that wedgie made you delirious... TIA..get this man a drink

TIA: Chunks a beer at Spec

	21-03-2002 00:29									#307
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"Then Spec gets he's beer, smiles at BW and she melts right away into his arms"

Spec: Now now BW, I know you want me and my undies but please, there's no need to get me drunk
BW: Oh then does that meanthat your are going to come to my place and satisfy my needs even if you're not drunk?!
Spec: Well, that can be arranged. It's depends on how good your eggs are in the morning. You know, I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.

"So BW was so happy she called a cab right away and went home with Spec to get jiggy with it. Then she slept for a week, she needed the rest."


Spec.

	21-03-2002 00:33									#308
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Looks at CW..and then back at Spec :HAHAHAHAHA


Okay he is OUT THERE...*takes two shots*

	21-03-2002 00:44									#309
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Come on BW, dont deny your feelings for lust towards me, it not good for you. And besides, I'm used to it.

Spec.

	21-03-2002 00:49									#310
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hey I got an Idea Spec......

Why don't you SHUT YOUR MAN PLEASER?????



CW: Oh crap you made her mad SPEC

Spec; but..but..but..

MF: you idiots, Quick get me a can of strawberries and a cork screw

	21-03-2002 00:53									#311
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Want me to chunk more then a beer at him Blackie??

**tia revs up baseball bat**

can I...well.....well.....PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEE!!

	21-03-2002 00:57									#312
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GO FOR IT TIA

	21-03-2002 00:59									#313
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i think i'll go and spam the civ3 forum now, it'll be safer there

	21-03-2002 01:00									#314
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Spec: Man BW has no patience with herself what so ever! She really doesn't take the truth very well....
CW: I know man, it's un beleivable!
BW:That's not what makes me mad guys, it's the fact that I wanted Spec. for years and I just learned I could've had him a long time a ago! And I dont even need to get him drunk! Can y'all realize all the time I wasted!!
Spec.: Dont worry BW, we still got a lot of time before your beauty fades! (OMG this one is heavy)
BW: Oh Spec, you're my hero!!
Spec.: I know

	21-03-2002 01:07									#315
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**WWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM**

**slams baseball bat down on Specs head**

That should knock a little sense into you!

If not........can you say chestnuts roasting on an open fire???

Grab your balls boys!

	21-03-2002 01:08									#316
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BW: geez this guy is crazy

SPEC: mummble mummble..drool...I love you Blackwidow..yumm yummmmmmm,,abba dabba..eek eekk...yom kippor.....



TIA:
BW:

Spec: Let us do like the bunnies Blackwidow and HUMP...YEAH..I am like a horny little dog..let me hump your leggg

BW: errrr NO

COLD WIZARD get him outta here

	21-03-2002 01:15									#317
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damn, that civ3 forum is boring. almost as bad as Spec

*throws Spec out the window*

	21-03-2002 01:17									#318
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Thanks what can zI get you to drink CW..On the house???

Let me make it a surprise

BW: mixes a SEX MAIDEN HALF TWIST..with a dash of love potion

*thinks to self* Hmmm CW would be an EXCELLENT LOVE SLAVE!!!!


*serves him drink*
Taste it

	21-03-2002 01:22									#319
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CW: I cant make him leave after everything you said to me about Spec.!!! You told me he was the guy for you and if you didn't help yourself you'd just lock your self up in a room with him! And now because Tia is here and you dont want her to know you want ME to make him leave! I dont think so!
Tia: What was that BW?
BW: Well, I didn't want you to know cuz I know you have the hots for him too, so I didn't want it to get between our friendship.
"Tia grabs BW by the hair and throws her against the wall"
CW: Yay yay yay!! Girl Fight!!!
Spec.: Come on girls! There's enough Spec. here for both of you.
Tia: Oh Spec, you are so generous!!
Spec: I know
BW: Yea Spec, you really are the best.
Spec: Please girls, I can only take so many compliments
Tia: But you ARE!
Spec: Ya well, it comes with being me.



"I hope y'all know I'm joking here, y'all seem to take me to seriously"

	21-03-2002 01:28									#320
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Tia and BW watch Spec's little puppet show.
BW: of course we know you are kidding

Tia: yeah

BW: We wouldn't take you serious even if you had a huge pole stuffed up your asss and you were yelling for help and mercy
*shoves huge pole up Spectator's Asssss*

SPEC:

	21-03-2002 01:35									#321
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Spec: Wow!! So that's what it feels like! Try this BW I think you'll like it.

"Spec shoves the pole up BW's ass"
BW: I'm pleasantly surprised!
Spec: You are??
BW: Yea, you've got a better aim then I thought
Spec: Oh! hehehe........

	21-03-2002 01:53									#322
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*finds a deck of cards, starts shuffling them*

Anyone care for a game of Fizzbin?

	21-03-2002 01:57									#323
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*throws Spec out the window*
that's fun

*offers Tia a free drink*

*sits in the corner to read The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy*

	21-03-2002 02:01									#324
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Alright.......alright!! Ewwwwww **wipes slimy lubricant off hands**

That is quite enough ass shoving for one day!

Thanks! I'll take you up on that offer.

**shouts out** 42 sorry got carried away don't want to give away the ending to the book.

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	21-03-2002 02:03									#325
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*is hit by Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster*

Hey! Keep it down over there!

	21-03-2002 02:04									#326
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*hands Tia the drink BW made*
here you go

*drags Spec back inside*

*throws Spec through the window*

*resumes reading*

	21-03-2002 02:08									#327
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quote: Originally posted by Shadowstrike *is hit by Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster*

Was that from the old stock I made to the infinitely large store room some months ago in a Coffee Shop thread long lost?

	21-03-2002 02:53									#328
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*highly intelligent shade of blue strolls into the coffee shop*

Shadowstrike: Hi Siro! Nice blue sweater.

Siro: Yeah, it's kashmir.

shadow: Really? Wow. Can I touch it?

Siro *stunned* : no.... go away.

shadow: come on, pleeeaase. I want to feel it's soft texture rubbing against me.

Siro: ....no.

* siro throws spectator out the window *

Siro: hey, this is fun!

* CW quickly picks up siro and throws him out the window with such might that he bounces on the parchment down the street *

CW: Go pick on someone of your own seniority!

spectator (having just walked in again) : gee, thanks man

CW: who told you you could come back?

* CW throws spectator out the window *


(kudos spec - it ain't easy being green )

	21-03-2002 03:04									#329
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nah, i wouldn't throw you out, Siro, you're a king and you registered the same time as me and IIRC, you've got a bigger postcount (not that i care about such things )

besides, we can take turns throwing Spec out, i'm not selfish

	21-03-2002 04:40									#330
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*Spec gets back in the cafe wondering:*
-Why do I keep getting thrown out? And why is there always a window there? Isn't it supposed to break? This is starting to hurt?
I guess I'll go ask CW.
*Spec takes CW's book and slaps him behind the head with it*
Spec: YO! CW! You gotta a prob dude!!
*CW throws Spec threw the window and picks up his book*
*Spec wonders why there was still glass there and comes back in*
Spec: YO! CW! What's up with you and that window?!
*CW throws Spec out the window*
Spec: I'm tired of this sh|t, I'm gonna get my self some skillz!
*So Spec moves to china for 6 months to learn Kung Fu from the widely known Master Fong wong Nguyen Chinsin phat.*

****6 months later****

*Spec comes back to the apolyton cafe and finds CW*
Spec: YO! CW! You gotta problem?!
CW: Do I know you?
Spec: Yea man! I'm the guy you use as a window breaker! And now that guy is mad!
CW: Oh! I see......pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Spec: What! You makin fun of me?!
CW: Yea
Spec: Why? Aren't you suposed to try and throw me out the window?
CW: No, I dont do that no more, I got bored with it.
Spec: WHAT!?!? You mean to tell me I spend 6 months and 5000$ to learn conter attacks for nothing!! Now get off your ass and throw me out the freakin window!!
CW: No.
*Spec turns around in despair*
*CW takes Spectator and throws him out the window*

*****Spectator tried and failed badly so the lesson is; Never try.
-Homer Simpson

Last edited by Skywise on 21-03-2002 at 07:09