19-03-2002 03:09									#241
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page 423, you'll need a sargeants stripes

	19-03-2002 03:10									#242
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*casts protection from normal missiles on myself*

Napoleon fights like an englishman!

*Legionnaires open fire*

*DM rules that firearm projectiles are not considered normal in regard to protection from normal missiles spell*

*ColdWizard's bloody, bullet ridden corpse falls to the ground*

	19-03-2002 03:13									#243
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*resurrected CW re-enters the shop*

423? damn, i knew i should've kept looking, died again for nothing

i think i need some pizza and a bottle of orange soda

	19-03-2002 03:14									#244
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oh damn, that corpse er person is to good to get rid of yet

*ressurects coldwizard*

I'll be nice, you only owe me fiftyeleven

	19-03-2002 03:17									#245
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HA HA HA HA, you're too slow

my death is a common occurence, so i've a staff of high-level clerics on retainer

	19-03-2002 03:21									#246
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*suddenly several clerics fall ill and die*

*pulling a few strings *

you said you had what?

	19-03-2002 03:25									#247
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*loots dead clerics of magical items and other valuables*

*pulls out several large gemstones*

i'll give you these for a pepperoni pizza and some orange soda

	19-03-2002 03:26									#248
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*bonks UIs and CWS heads together*

CW: Ugggggg

UI: eeerrrrrr

BW: enough nonsense*bites them both on the A$$.


CWUI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Last edited by Blackwidow24 on 19-03-2002 at 03:32

	19-03-2002 03:28									#249
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Gah! Antidote antidote... oh wait...


haha very funny BW

	19-03-2002 03:30									#250
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*stares at BW*

	19-03-2002 03:34									#251
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ohwell I'm of to lala land, er... to create mayhem and long blody wars...

	19-03-2002 03:37									#252
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*edits post*

*sets coffee shop on fire*

*cooks pepperoni pizza over the spreading flames*

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	19-03-2002 05:01									#253
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

*watches ColdWizard burn himself to a crisp from teh protective environment of behind the bar*

*barbots wheel around the room randomly mixing up orders for the heck of it*

	19-03-2002 08:38									#254
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*** helps himself to another Smirnoff Ice ***

*** spreading the word about the International Republic for Strawberry Advocates ***

	19-03-2002 11:11									#255
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luckily i was wearing my ring of fire resistance

*tosses several pounds of strawberries in to fuel the fire*

	19-03-2002 12:42									#256
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lalalalalalalalalalala oh heck, how did I end up here?

	19-03-2002 19:36									#257
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard luckily i was wearing my ring of fire resistance *tosses several pounds of strawberries in to fuel the fire*

That does it!! I am going to tie you down and force-feed you strawberries!!!

	19-03-2002 19:45									#258
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my eyboard isn't working..OHHH MY I IS WORKING AGAIN...YIPPPEEEEEE:

*looks at UI turns him around and kicks him out after CW*

MRFUN don't FORCE your strawberries on anybody in here..YOU GOT IT??

I am in a very bad mood due to MEN..so you guys better lay off or I will have to get MEAN with you!!*takes 3 shot of tequila*

GLUG< GLUG>GLUG

	19-03-2002 21:05									#259
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*throws strawberries at Mr. Fun*

*pauses to lick BW*

*resumes strawberry throwing*

	19-03-2002 21:50									#260
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*Turns around as CW's tounge is coming towards her. With one swoop she grabs it mid lick*

BW: Are you out of your FREAKING MIND??? What in the hell are you doing??

CW: *shrugs*

BW: didn't I just say that I was in a BAD MOOD> DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT?? DID YOU NOT HEAR ME??

CW: *shrugs*

BW: Grabs Cw's tounge and wrapes it around her fisty and proceeds to play paddle ball with his head.

YOU GUYS ARE REALLY STARTING TO GET ON MY LAST NERVE!!!!

	19-03-2002 22:21									#261
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*smack*
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feew bebbeh yeh?

	19-03-2002 23:43									#262
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WHAT A TURD!!*kick CW in the nutz*
*takes a shot of Tequila*

	20-03-2002 00:33									#263
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oh well, at least i got my tongue back (seems to be longer than it used to be )


*eats burnt pizza*

	20-03-2002 00:36									#264
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*picks up CW's tounge and wraps it around his face so that he cannot breath..he chokes and dies*


*takes a shot of tequila*

	20-03-2002 00:43									#265
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I love that cute crying smilie.

	20-03-2002 00:52									#266
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*smacks MRFUN*



There are you happy now?

	20-03-2002 00:57									#267
	Got spare money?

*a nervous cleric comes in, looks around for UI, casts raise dead on CW, and runs away*

*CW sits up and unwraps his tongue*

i stole that smilie from counterglow

*throws remains of pizza into fire*

	20-03-2002 00:59									#268
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*chops of CW's hands for stealing*
*takes a shot of tequila*

	20-03-2002 02:04									#269
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*gives BW a hug*

*sprays shop customers with blood*



*dies*

	20-03-2002 02:44									#270
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Blackwidow, calm down.

Excuse me while I go get an icepack for my face thanks to your harsh slap.