04-04-2003 14:19									#511
	Put an end to popups!

...you already have calculated how many months, until you advance til Deity...
...When you wonder how many posts this thread will get, before some mod closes it...

	04-04-2003 14:22									#512
	Put an end to popups!

...When you know who's the owner of all DL's since the beginning of time... I mean, since the beginning of Apolyton
...When you have more DL's than there's posts in this thread.

	04-04-2003 14:31									#513
	Increase the size of your Attachments

...when you can figure out who owns a DL before the mods tell anyone

	04-04-2003 14:52									#514
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

.... when you can figure out who owns a DL before the mods do

	04-04-2003 15:09									#515
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

When you know someone is planning a DL before it is even in existance.

	04-04-2003 15:26									#516
	Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

...you celebrate the growth of Apolyton when it reaches the 10000, the 20000 and the 30000 members!

...you remember that MarkG beat you up in making the "20000 members" thread by seconds 2 years after!

	04-04-2003 15:31									#517
	Full PM-box? Change here!

quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns When you know someone is planning a DL before it is even in existance.

What have you heard?

Go on, tell us, we can be trusted...

	04-04-2003 15:36									#518
	Got spare money?

When you know that the next poster is going to be Ming

	04-04-2003 17:41									#519
	Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

Wrong!

Well maybe he is my DL.....I want to switch the post count to this account Mark; you can permaban the Ming DL.

	04-04-2003 22:41									#520
	Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

... when you call Ming your DL, and some people believe you ...

	05-04-2003 02:58									#521
	Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

When you click the wrong forum in the forum Jump box and end up on a really obscure forum,....and Dr. Spike or Trip or panag are still the last responders on all of the threads.

	05-04-2003 03:34									#522
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Or at least it would be if I posted in any obscure forums.

Never mind, good try.

	05-04-2003 04:26									#523
	Suffering from ads?

.... your "I'll read just one more post" feeling has lasted 4 years and counting

	05-04-2003 04:53									#524
	Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

...when you realise that you only ever have to read the bottom 3 or 4 posts in a thread because you read the rest last time... and remember it all

	05-04-2003 04:56									#525
	Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

when u post in this thread over two times

	05-04-2003 05:55									#526
	Full PM-box? Change here!

When you make "Congrats poly another 1000 members" threads just for post count.

And people wonder if the guy that did it this time is one of your DLs.

ACK!

	05-04-2003 06:42									#527
	Got spare money?

When you decide to post the top 10 posters in this thread:

Big Crunch 42
Immortal Wombat 41
Skanky Burns 39
Grrr 29
Kassiopeia 26
ColdWizard 22
Mr. President 20
FlameFlash 18
Scouse Gits 17
ixnay 16

	05-04-2003 06:50									#528
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

...When you knew that you were only one post away from the top of the list, having changed styles and checked the list only a couple of hours ago in order to calculate the % of posts which were yours (7.8% btw)...

...and then you decided that it would be prudent not to make an "I've got the (joint) most posts in this thread post", because it would be tempting a mod intervention.

...and then you see that as ixnay brough the subject up, it must be ok to post this post.

	05-04-2003 06:53									#529
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

quote: Originally posted by ixnay When you decide to post the top 10 posters in this thread: Big Crunch 42 Immortal Wombat 41 Skanky Burns 39 Grrr 29 Kassiopeia 26 ColdWizard 22 Mr. President 20 FlameFlash 18 Scouse Gits 17 ixnay 16

Didn't even make the top 10. :sigh:

	05-04-2003 06:57									#530
	Inflate your Upload Space

quote: Originally posted by DrSpike Didn't even make the top 10. :sigh:

When you post a lot in the A/C forum because you are mostly an Off topic rat and A/C is the only way to increase your post count.

When the only reason you want to increase your post count is so that your average posts per day doesn't fall below 4.

ACK!

	05-04-2003 07:29									#531
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

quote: Originally posted by Tuberski When the only reason you want to increase your post count is so that your average posts per day doesn't fall below 4.

You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when your average posts per day count is above 4.

	05-04-2003 08:59									#532
	Increase the size of your Attachments

You get the 5000th view in a thread and actually give a damn about it.

	05-04-2003 09:25									#533
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

quote: Originally posted by vovansim You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when your average posts per day count is above 4.

And that is taking into account the fact that I rarely post on weekends.

ACK!

	05-04-2003 22:09									#534
	Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

You post on weekends

	05-04-2003 22:31									#535
	Remove this text

you agree to make another demo game directory

	05-04-2003 22:32									#536
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

... when you start posting the "Congratulations on the n000-th view, [INSERT THREAD NAME HERE]" threads.

	05-04-2003 22:33									#537
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

quote: Originally posted by TKG you agree to make another demo game directory

... you know the difference between a 'Poly "demo" game, and a normal demo game.

	07-04-2003 03:22									#538
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...&threadid=82160

	07-04-2003 03:33									#539
	Suffering from ads?

quote: Originally posted by DrSpike http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...&threadid=82160

That's right! You spend too much time on Apolyton, when +- an hour next to your post actually matters to you.

	07-04-2003 03:43									#540
	Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

...when you instantly recognise that someone has changed their avatar recently.

Nice, DrSpike.