20-03-2003 01:01									#451
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	20-03-2003 01:17									#452
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You know you spend too much time on Apolyton, when your IRC nick (mine: The-Evangelion-Freak or any variant thereof) never leaves the list on the top of the forum.

	21-03-2003 06:17									#453
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Well, almost never…

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	21-03-2003 06:20									#454
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quote: Well, almost never…

Scary, isn't it? Everytime the time he's gone goes over 10 minutes, foreigners start asking where he is and we'll start speculating about his present health condition.

	21-03-2003 07:45									#455
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Arg, he's still not there!

	21-03-2003 14:02									#456
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Arg, and you're still here!

Amazing how time goes by and we're still around...

	21-03-2003 14:43									#457
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When you notice things like the swordsman in Skanky's avatar being really really slow lately.

	21-03-2003 15:10									#458
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When you believe that because your region's flag is not on the Apolyton flag list your nation is being persecuted by Canadians and Greeks.

	21-03-2003 22:00									#459
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Great list

	21-03-2003 22:02									#460
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia You know you spend too much time on Apolyton, when your IRC nick (mine: The-Evangelion-Freak or any variant thereof) never leaves the list on the top of the forum.

and when you know why variants of The-Evangelion-Freak exist

	21-03-2003 23:48									#461
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... when you think of Big Crunch every time you see Angelina Jolie.

	22-03-2003 00:08									#462
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Right initials, wrong name.

	22-03-2003 01:28									#463
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You know its bad when initials trigger third-degree displacement 'poly flashes.

	22-03-2003 02:19									#464
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Ashley Judd, of course.

Angelina Jolie is nice too, though.

	22-03-2003 02:21									#465
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quote: Originally posted by DanQ This is a classic! If anyone actually "succeeds" in doing this, please let us know ---------------- Dan; Apolyton CS

well, some guy changed his RL name to Optimus Prime the other day...

Can I legally be Master Zen? That way I can actually avoid a graduate degree to get my "title"

	22-03-2003 02:31									#466
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My share:

- When you try to find the Banana option on your GRE test
- When you type vB code in your handwritten messages
- When you've only been here for less than 3 months you are a king and are involved in every democracy game known to man
- When you join every civgroup just to see how your avatar looks now
- When quotes in your sig made by ancient philosophers and wise men are replaced by quotes from OTF junkies
- When you cry after getting the 500th post

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	22-03-2003 02:51									#467
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Some other ones that came up while I was taking a shower:

- When you suddenly know what time it is in every country in the world
- When the third page in "My Threads" was last replied two hours ago
- When you say "SURPISE" (sic) whenever you show up unexpectedly at a friend's house
- When you go to finland and look up "ottok" in the white pages

and the ultimate:

- When you think of what to post next while you are taking a shower

	22-03-2003 02:55									#468
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quote: Originally posted by Master Zen - When you think of what to post next while you are taking a shower

Surely this should count as some sort of disability?

	22-03-2003 03:26									#469
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Its better than not taking a shower because you are too busy posting what you thought up.

	22-03-2003 03:46									#470
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quote: Originally posted by Big Crunch Its better than not taking a shower because you are too busy posting what you thought up.

This is true.

	25-03-2003 07:13									#471
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... your #apolyton log is greater than 5 mb

	25-03-2003 07:33									#472
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard ... your #apolyton log is greater than 5 mb

... and you remember every line of it.

	26-03-2003 13:43									#473
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"Oh, thread 24387! That was a classic."

	26-03-2003 18:59									#474
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...when you try to find such a thread, and find that it must have just been some random numbers

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?=&postid24387

...when you know how to do that at 'poly easily...

	26-03-2003 22:20									#475
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Actually, that should be http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...&threadid=81847

But it happens to be the case that that particular thread doesn't exist either, most likely it was deleted (threads 81846 and 81848 do exist). Which could very well mean it was a classic thread as deleted threads are often quite interesting

Of course, there's always a chance, however unlikely, that the number was chosen at random

	26-03-2003 22:21									#476
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quote: Originally posted by FlameFlash http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?=&postid24387

When you can tell right away what's wrong with the above URL, and that it should be

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/show...&threadid=24387

instead, and then you go to that thread, and it says "Invalid thread specified" and you go off into the archive searching for it.

	26-03-2003 22:24									#477
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...okay, okay... so maybe I need to come around 'poly more often

	26-03-2003 22:31									#478
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...when you know that thread 24387 was deleted due to excessive flaming and that three posters were banned for a combined total of 23 days and lost 482 posts

	26-03-2003 22:38									#479
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Does anyone know how the thread number system works? The thread with the smallest number I could find is 00018 and it dates from 23 Jan 2000.

	26-03-2003 22:42									#480
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in order of thread creation i imagine, each new thread gets the next available number :shrug: